Dickhead went to fair Bayswater
Saw a smiling Valley daughter
Shyly opened up her boudoir
Sweetly outlined her repertoire
Asked her for a GFE
She giggled "I'm TBG"
"Not so much a girlfriend experience,
More like your experienced girlfriend"
Laughing at the world outside
Laughing took him for a ride
Gaily did what wifey woudn't
Took him where he thought he couldn't
Hot shower, soft towel, farewell kiss.
Whispered promises of bliss