Eva Busty Blonde (Edinburgh)

[jambo1874]

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Text in the morning and told to come at 12.30. Was after 1 hour massage and full service @ £120.

Arrived 5 minutes early and text but no response. Waited 10 minutes and text again. No response. Tried calling, straight to voicemail. Sent final text and waited 5-10 minutes before leaving.

Got a text 30 minutes later saying "sorry, was on the phone. Come to door X now"

Replied saying I was long gone as this was at 1.30, one hour after agreed time

[Reiver]

I had communication problems with her replying 30 mins later had already gone out seen message when I got home

[Matrix]

Has a face only a plastic surgeon could love. 

[jambo1874]

Money saved then! Them tits look like they would do some damage finishing you off tho!!!

[doodlecrazy]

I've been for massage and HR service a few times. Think first time I went I was left thinking WTF as the scheduled time passed by with her not answering a text or phone as I loitered around her street waiting to get house number but 5/10 mins later she eventually replied. Still annoying though. Was ok on subsequent occasions.

Everyone to their own but although perhaps no beauty queen I had absolutely no problem with her looks. To the contrary I found her generally pretty attractive. I've no reason to say otherwise and would be the first to agree if I felt otherwise. Definitely dressed to impress with those big boobies which I felt (a feel up during massage was ok if not exactly encouraged) actually looked better in real life than they do in the photos.

But for me her HR was the worst part of it. Far too rough and fast as if she just wanted you to shoot and go. Always had to ask her to slow down and give some direction so not great. This alone put me off but the massage wasn't too bad. I found it bizarre her technique wasn't batter. Not planning another return purely on the poor HR.