There is a no entry sign nothing is going up my ass , however good it is.
Haha, that's why I said. Then one time at the end of a massage, the Chinese masseuse slipped a digit up there, whilst whacking me off, without asking first (about the finger I mean). I was surprised at first, but then I'd be lying if I said it didn't feel nice. And when I came, it shot much further than normal. However, I've not requested that the exercise be repeated at any time since then - it just feels like too much of an intrusion