Thai House Spa
17 anchor street, southport pr90ut
01704635233
External Link/Members OnlySecret Shopper was out again, and my interest was perked by a thai girl carrying the shopping in.....she then yelled out across the street "come on then if you're cumming" and was grinning at me as I ran to the door.
The place is a two storey terrace, on a town centre backstreet. Looks recently converted. Reception and a couple of treatment rooms downstairs, lounge area with another room upstairs. Open to the lounge (no door or screen) is a shower / wetroom so if you want to get clean your bollocks are on show for all to admire or laugh at.
I walked in, was met by three girls: Amy, Diamond and one other (whose name I forget). All are young and presentable. I paid £30 for an hour and was taken upstairs by Emma. She's 24, trim, with a pair of firm fake tits. Nice looking, but I reckon you could use them as congas. She's got a funny smile - one of those girls with a short top lip that exposes the whole gumline when she grins.
I stripped, she started massage and I asked "do you ever do this naked?"
She wanted £80, which I paid.....and she took her blouse off, leaving her bra and shorts on. When I complained she said "Later, its more exciting this way"...for her maybe. Pissed me off a bit
As I took my clothes off I'd developed a raging hard on, and now Amy managed to fuck things up completely. For a start the massage was crap: just a random sloshing of baby oil. No eroticism, no bollock swipes, no finger up the ass crack. The erection was rapidly shrinking. By the time she stood at my head to rub my back (you can't dignify it as "massage") I unbuttoned her shorts and debagged her before she could say anything. She then took her bra off, and I tried to get things more interesting, but it wasn't to be. No touching her tits (her NEW!!! tits), no touching her cunt, no kissing, no licking, not even her tits. She just wanted to toss me off, nothing else. She was very nice about it, saying "you don't want a massage, you just want to play"..........I didn't have the heart to tell her the reason was because her massage was crap.
She spent a fair bit of time trying to make me cum, but she'd make me lose interest and to be brutally honest, her technique was useless. Half a dozen strokes, then she'd change hands, or tempo, or direction, or forget....
In the end it was beginning to hurt so I told her to stop and tried chasing her round the room in a light hearted attempt at licking her tits, but it was all a bloody waste of time.
I left on good terms, but I see little point in going back. Yet another crap experience in Southport. Shame really, the girls look decent, they just need someone to tell them how to make a bloke happy
As an aside.....she asked if I'd be interested in paying for her to have her own shop, when I said "possibly, but I'd want to fuck you bareback every day" she seemed agreeable
