She's a PROSTITUTE you big pansy.
Such anger. I thought marmalade was a sweet preserve but you’re bitter and sour. Perhaps you should change your name to Lemon.
I’ve been a member of this site since January, conversed pleasantly with other members about a mutually shared interest until now. I’ve written reviews, thousands have viewed them and, accepting the principle of qui tacet consentire videtur, have enjoyed them. Indeed, many have said that they’ve enjoyed my reviews. Check it yourself if you don’t believe me.
So tell me, are you the owner of this site? If so ban me and remove my irritating presence. If you do so I would first ask you this – why are you so annoyed by me when there’s plenty of other no-better written reviews on the forum? You’d ban me or flame me for writing a bad review? Isn’t that a bit extreme?
If you’re not the owner are you a moderator? No, hang on a minute, I recall that this site is unmoderated.
That means that you’re just another member offering an opinion. And opinions are like assholes – everyone has one.
But why so angry? Perhaps your unresolved anger management issues are because you haven’t emptied your sacks for a while. Tell you what, send me your bank details and I’ll put thirty quid into your account and you can go and get a blowjob off some dead-eyed street-walker. If you do you can write it up in a review. Here’s some guidelines to help you:
External Link/Members OnlyBut note that they are guidelines and not rules. Have a nice life.
Ferret