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Author Topic: Prossies on the phone!  (Read 3055 times)

Offline rpg

Doesn't bother me at all, in fact I actively encourage it. Not all bloody meeting you understand but I often say to the girl "If your phone goes when we're having sex answer it" it turns me on big time to be fucking someone when they're on the phone to someone else. I suppose it could be classed as a mild fetish, there are plenty porn clips of exactly this.
It crossed my mind for a second that it may be disrespectful to the punter on the other end, but then I thought 'what he doesn't know won't harm him' I also wouldn't mind if it happened to me.

Offline Tailpipe

Doesn't bother me at all, in fact I actively encourage it. Not all bloody meeting you understand but I often say to the girl "If your phone goes when we're having sex answer it" it turns me on big time to be fucking someone when they're on the phone to someone else. I suppose it could be classed as a mild fetish, there are plenty porn clips of exactly this.
It crossed my mind for a second that it may be disrespectful to the punter on the other end, but then I thought 'what he doesn't know won't harm him' I also wouldn't mind if it happened to me.


 :D :D :D :D you are a boy makes your bang harder does it  :cool:

If a pro$$ie answers her phone mid punt, she is going to have to be outstanding the rest of the time, otherwise she is going to get a negative review from me on here.

I absolutely hate it if a pro$$ie answers her phone or reads/replies to texts when I am paying her!  :angry:

Offline rpg


 :D :D :D :D you are a boy makes your bang harder does it  :cool:

Sure does fella! I need all the help I can get these days.   ;)

Offline rpg

If a pro$$ie answers her phone mid punt, she is going to have to be outstanding the rest of the time, otherwise she is going to get a negative review from me on here.

I absolutely hate it if a pro$$ie answers her phone or reads/replies to texts when I am paying her!  :angry:

Yea don't get me wrong here. I don't mean she can take the piss and read every text and answer every call. I mean when we're shagging and we've agreed she can answer a call should the phone ring.

Offline k

Yea don't get me wrong here. I don't mean she can take the piss and read every text and answer every call. I mean when we're shagging and we've agreed she can answer a call should the phone ring.
What about if she agrees an appointment with the caller... for five minutes time?

What about if she agrees an appointment with the caller... for five minutes time?

I actually had one answer the phone and say "I'm almost finished" we were only half an hour into a one hour booking! A big turn OFF for me  :thumbsdown:

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« Last Edit: August 13, 2013, 06:29:22 PM by Silver Birch »

Offline smiths

Doesn't bother me at all, in fact I actively encourage it. Not all bloody meeting you understand but I often say to the girl "If your phone goes when we're having sex answer it" it turns me on big time to be fucking someone when they're on the phone to someone else. I suppose it could be classed as a mild fetish, there are plenty porn clips of exactly this.
It crossed my mind for a second that it may be disrespectful to the punter on the other end, but then I thought 'what he doesn't know won't harm him' I also wouldn't mind if it happened to me.

Phone off or at least on silent when i am punting, i dont mind a WG checking her phone in the breaks i need, but those that answer or look at it while i am actually punting with them is a turn off to me. :hi:

Offline Lz-129

Doesn't bother me at all, in fact I actively encourage it. Not all bloody meeting you understand but I often say to the girl "If your phone goes when we're having sex answer it" it turns me on big time to be fucking someone when they're on the phone to someone else. I suppose it could be classed as a mild fetish, there are plenty porn clips of exactly this.
It crossed my mind for a second that it may be disrespectful to the punter on the other end, but then I thought 'what he doesn't know won't harm him' I also wouldn't mind if it happened to me.

I've had a phone go off a few times and yes I agree, it would be quite a turn on.
I hadn't thought about it till now but ill mention it next time :thumbsup:

Offline Lz-129

"I'm almost finished"

Could of been worse, she might of said "he's almost finished"

I would of taken her words as a compliment ;)

Offline LL

Turn on? No way!  Even worse is when she's stopping to read texts on her phone - or phones. One time when I saw a girl working in a hotel for one day only, the bedside table was alive with phones, vibrating away and bashing into each other - it was like a fucking game of hungry hippos.

I don't mind if you has a quick look at a missed call or text and asks first, or says sorry.  But if it happens a few times in the time I've booked then she's getting a negative review, definitely.

Offline Melb

What if she says "yeah, course I do bareback"?
Any other submissions for 'worst thing they say...,'

Offline pokenn

Answering or looking at her phone mid-punt is extremely bad mannered and would put me off ever returning. I expect 100% of the girl's attention.

Offline k

It would be even worse if there's some geezer serenading her as you attempt some semblance of hardness

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let's pretend that we're together all alone
I'll tell the man to turn the juke box way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you he'll have to go

Whisper to me tell me do you love me true
Or is he shagging you the way I do
Tell me shall I hang up or will you tell him he'll have to go

Shall I say the words you want to hear
While you're with another man
If you want me answer yes or no
Oh, I will understand

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let's pretend that we're together all alone
I'll the man to tune the jukebox way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you he'll have to go

Yes, you can tell your friend there with you he'll have to go
He'll have to go


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Offline potato

Its just bad manners to answer phone calls or texts during my time.  Some girls have 2 phones and they switch off their client phone but leave their personal phone on just in case there is some sort of family crisis and I don't mind them checking that during a break.

One of my very regular girls had several regular punters and we sort of "knew each other existed"  She pre arranged to ring one on them during a session so we could both see what it was like to have third party on the phone that didn't have a clue to what was going on the other end.  That came about as I had suggested I rang a friend whilst fucking her but thought it was too risky so she suggested that as a safer option.   

On the "fun with phones" theme, The one time we met at a local supermarket prior to our proper meeting, where my punting phone (covered with a condom and on vibrate only) was placed down her knickers in the appropriate spot and then we went into the supermarket separately, but I kept her in view. Hitting the redial on my phone and watching her jump occasionally was a definite turn on as we walked round the supermarket. A great session followed that adventure and I am glad I put the phone in a condom first, it would have been ruined due to moisture ingress otherwise!  Wish she was still working, she was a great sport like that.

What if she says "yeah, course I do bareback"?
Any other submissions for 'worst thing they say...,'

 :scare: :lol: :lol: :lol: :scare:

It was OK, but with more advanced phones, I am never sure if the prossie is squealing with delight over my manly, or because she has just reached the next level of Candy Crush

Offline MisterP

Yes! Totally with you on this.  I recognised it years back during a social round a friend's house and when everyone went to bed I stayed chatting to some girl.  Then her boyfriend who went to another uni phoned her and for some reason she passed the phone to me and I had to pretend to be interested in his course etc..
..But her hands started wandering about on my t-shirt while i was on the phone to him.  We were both slumped on the sofa anyway so it started subtle but then I got comfy and she made her way down to my dinkle.  Then we swapped and I was fondling her like it was behind the bikesheds.  Ok it was really shit on the boyfriend but a massive turn on this end.

Then one time I was with an Indian escort where things weren't going too great so I said she could answer her phone.  She was stood naked by the desk chatting about times etc. so I got off the bed and started playing around hoping she'd lift her leg over my shoulder or maybe bend over the desk.  She was not up for that.  "Excuse me a min" Clasps hand over mouthpiece. "You Ok? What you doing?"
I kinda just sauntered back on to the bed :(

Offline LL

"Excuse me a min" Clasps hand over mouthpiece. "You Ok? What you doing?"
I kinda just sauntered back on to the bed :(
Yeh, know your place.  Stay in the middle of the filthy towel!  Was it one of those punts?

Offline MisterP

Yeh, know your place.  Stay in the middle of the filthy towel!  Was it one of those punts?

One of my worst ever punts and got shot down with the only thing that may have saved it. Could have been at home with the fam having a nice dinner. Instead I was sitting on a towel, naked and limp while staring at travelodge wall art. You know those 3 piece ones?

Offline Ali Katt

There was one escort (Luna of Sheffield - now retired) who did answer her phone during a punt, but mainly on recovery time. I did say she could turn it off. I still went back another two times - why? Because she could do that rare not many prossies seem incapable of ... satisfy me. Answering a phone - It's not the be all and end all, but it is fucking annoying and it taints the punt(s) - I would say sending a text is worse as it means the eyes are away from the punter, any prossie who uses her phone is less likely to get a repeat booking, unless they are exemplary.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2013, 09:06:32 PM by Ali Katt »

Offline Ali Katt

One of my worst ever punts and got shot down with the only thing that may have saved it. Could have been at home with the fam having a nice dinner. Instead I was sitting on a towel, naked and limp while staring at travelodge wall art. You know those 3 piece ones?
Yeah they look shit. Better than counting the cracks and spiders on the ceiling though.


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