Jenna Lush - Caerphilly

[SCOOBYDOO1]

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Location - quiet cul de sac in LLanbradach, house felt safe (be careful there's a house of the same number at the bottom of the same street with a white door and a big fucking dog !!! )
Time - 30 mins
Cost - £80
Jenna - clean and in a skool uniform, no bra or panties, stomach flat as anything not an ounce of fat anywhere
Service - chatty and unrushed

After going to the wrong house, my fault!!! I finally got to meet Jenna.  Very chatty and with a tiny schoolgirl figure but with the filth and experience of a MILF. 

Key highlights:

DFK on the bed as a starter
Licking on her nipples which were like bullets when hard.... hmmmmmmm
Fingering her very wet pussy, nice sized pussy lips as well, she responded really well to me licking and sucking hard on her clit
Deep owo on me and licking my balls ........very nice, lots of wanking and licking whilst I licked her out......
She got on top and I fucked her hard until I shot my load ......if I'd thought about it would have shot it down her throat but maybe next time!!!

All in all a good 30mins and well worth a visit if you're in the area.  I did try and get hold of BJ queen but she's gone really unreliable recently.

[vw]

She was moaning on uke that you were a no show ?  Very strange, maybe she is confused. 


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[vw]

maybe she is confused. 

she was confused 

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[OMellors]

Interesting review Scooby. However Rubymodels saw her on the same day, and neither of you can spell Skool


You don't need to be Sherlock

Are you one of the lot that says one thing here and something else on another site

I think you just discredit the whole point of these sites if you hide behind a fog of names

OM

[vw]

Are you one of the lot that says one thing here and something else on another site

I think you just discredit the whole point of these sites if you hide behind a fog of names

OM

what  load of bollocks.   

Admin allows different names, and encouraged it at the start, he even lets you reserve your ukp name so others cannot imitate you.

[Hank Marvin]

what  load of bollocks.   

Admin allows different names, and encouraged it at the start, he even lets you reserve your ukp name so others cannot imitate you.

Agreed. Why should you use the same name? I use a different name on uke and aw and see no reason why this should bring anything into question about what is written on ukp.

[OMellors]

What needs to be considered, and ignoring the somewhat less than articulate "Bollocks"

1.    As it is so easy to find out who is who, there is little point it this charade.

2.   Where the same author expresses different sentiments on different sites, how are the rest of us supposed to know which of these to believe? 

I think it is an entirely reasonable question and, on which, basis I stand by the point I made



OM

[SCOOBYDOO1]

Tell you what as there seem to be a lot of people with a load of bollocks to say on these sites I won't bother offering a review next time.....   !!!!!!

[SCOOBYDOO1]

Interesting review Scooby. However Rubymodels saw her on the same day, and neither of you can spell Skool


You don't need to be Sherlock

Are you one of the lot that says one thing here and something else on another site

I think you just discredit the whole point of these sites if you hide behind a fog of names

OM

have I missed something my reviews have been positive on both sites!!!! so what's your point???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[vw]

Where the same author expresses different sentiments on different sites, how are the rest of us supposed to know which of these to believe? 

Believe which one you want, that's the joy of having a brain, why ask just make up your own mind.

Call it out if you have the bollocks, rather than talking in riddles and faux snobbery. 

have I missed something my reviews have been positive on both sites!!!! so what's your point???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is one of those posters that needs to sign of messages, like we cannot read his name at the side of every post.  Usually a sign of ego and branding. 

[Hank Marvin]

What needs to be considered, and ignoring the somewhat less than articulate "Bollocks"

1.    As it is so easy to find out who is who, there is little point it this charade.

2.   Where the same author expresses different sentiments on different sites, how are the rest of us supposed to know which of these to believe? 

I think it is an entirely reasonable question and, on which, basis I stand by the point I made



OM

If you are a punter, believe more of what you read on UKP than AW and UKE, whilst maintaining a degree of scepticism. There that was easy enough.

[SeekingtheTruth]

What needs to be considered, and ignoring the somewhat less than articulate "Bollocks"

1.    As it is so easy to find out who is who, there is little point it this charade.

2.   Where the same author expresses different sentiments on different sites, how are the rest of us supposed to know which of these to believe? 

I think it is an entirely reasonable question and, on which, basis I stand by the point I made



OM

Why do you want to know who people are on different sites? Discretion is key.

For example

Person A books a girl through UKE, most girls will still ask for a confirmation text or call even if the booking is made through UKE PM so easy to tie a number to a profile name.

The punt is an unmitigated disaster and deserves a -ve review which is posted.

Person A has the same nick on both sites and the girl puts 2 and 2 together and starts giving him grief on PM and phone as she knows who posted the review. I've seen it happen.

Different nicks on the 2 sites prevents this.

Personally I have the same nick on both UKP and UKE as I don't intend on using UKE to plan my punts. On the rare occasion I do make a booking through the UKE platform I will make sure that I do my due dilligence before hand to reduce the risk of a -ve as much as possible.

[OMellors]

Believe which one you want, that's the joy of having a brain, why ask just make up your own mind.

Call it out if you have the bollocks, rather than talking in riddles and faux snobbery. 

He is one of those posters that needs to sign of messages, like we cannot read his name at the side of every post.  Usually a sign of ego and branding.

Sorry VW.  I don't understand what I am supposed to be calling out

I can assure you, no faux snobbery - all the real McCoy

OM

[OMellors]

Why do you want to know who people are on different sites? Discretion is key.

For example

Person A books a girl through UKE, most girls will still ask for a confirmation text or call even if the booking is made through UKE PM so easy to tie a number to a profile name.

The punt is an unmitigated disaster and deserves a -ve review which is posted.

Person A has the same nick on both sites and the girl puts 2 and 2 together and starts giving him grief on PM and phone as she knows who posted the review. I've seen it happen.

Different nicks on the 2 sites prevents this.

Personally I have the same nick on both UKP and UKE as I don't intend on using UKE to plan my punts. On the rare occasion I do make a booking through the UKE platform I will make sure that I do my due dilligence before hand to reduce the risk of a -ve as much as possible.

I do not wish to know who people are.  That's not the point

My point is that if you leave a negative review here, do you think for a minute that the girls do not know who you are

But you have not addressed the question of why the same guy will leave a +ve report somewhere and a -ve report here, in some apparently mistaken belief that no one can tie up the 2.  It's nothing to do with phone calls - they can be blocked, neither PMs which can just be ignored.

Stand up for what you believe in,  and don't hide behind some nom de plume


OM

OM

[vw]

Sorry VW.  I don't understand what I am supposed to be calling out

Will spell it out to you then.

Where the same author expresses different sentiments on different sites, how are the rest of us supposed to know which of these to believe? 

[OMellors]

Will spell it out to you then.

I assume you want me to name names

I am sorry but I am not prepared to divulge this information.

It is common knowledge that this camouflage is practiced.  If you wish to accept a review at face value that is up to you.  However, it terms of its reliability, I would strongly advise you to undertake your own research.  Trust me you won't have to scrtch th esurface ver deeply.

OM

[OMellors]

Tell you what as there seem to be a lot of people with a load of bollocks to say on these sites I won't bother offering a review next time.....   !!!!!!

I'm sorry that you have taken it that way.  I didn't suggest that you had supplied contradictory reports.

My question was why, when it is easy to work out that you are Scooby here & Ruby there, what is the point.

It does not make it more discreet, and I cannot except the explanation that it is in case Jenna makes malicious phone calls.  Of course she is not going to do so.

OM

[vw]

It is common knowledge that this camouflage is practiced.  If you wish to accept a review at face value that is up to you.  However, it terms of its reliability, I would strongly advise you to undertake your own research.  Trust me you won't have to scrtch th esurface ver deeply.

OM

so we are on the same page then, most are easy to work out anyway and use uke to judge reviews all the time, just like some members who find everyone beautiful on uke i discount when they say it here.

[Husqvarna360]

Scooby,

Keep your reviews going, they are helped and ignore comments from VW, he's an idiot and will single handily stop all positive reviews if he could. 

Keep the reviews going.   

[vw]

Scooby,

Keep your reviews going, they are helped and ignore comments from VW, he's an idiot and will single handily stop all positive reviews if he could. 

Keep the reviews going.   

 

Maybe read my posts before commenting pimps pet.   

[iverthickone]

Maybe read my posts before commenting pimps pet.   

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Yes, read, laugh, ignore.  That's what I do.

[vw]

t

Yes, read, laugh, ignore.  That's what I do.

Hardly ignoring when you reply is it?   

at least you read, unlike that pimps pet that you will end up distancing yourself from in the near future.   

[Husqvarna360]

No pimps pet hear jealous baby boy..  I have read your reviews and don't believe a word that comes from you.. You clearly hate it when someone writes a positive review... Oh, so sad

[vw]

No pimps pet hear jealous baby boy..  I have read your reviews and don't believe a work that comes from you.. You clearly hate it when someone writes a positive review... Oh, so sad

And you pimp pet love the back slapping and congratulations for punting that is prevalent in these parts.   

How much were you paid for that comment?   

As for "don't believe a work that comes from you"  ? WFT ?   

[Husqvarna360]

As for "don't believe a work that comes from you"  ? WFT ?   

  Soft lad you really are a sad sack and make so much stuff up in your head that it's clearly driving you crazy but baby boy, I have tried to give you some positive advise... If your capable and can afford it, get out there with a positive outlook and go for a punt, you will then be in a position then to add something of value to this excellent forum. 

[vw]

Soft lad you really are a sad sack and make so much stuff up in your head that it's clearly driving you crazy but baby boy, I have tried to give you some positive advise... If your capable and can afford it, get out there with a positive outlook and go for a punt, you will then be in a position then to add something of value to this excellent forum. 

on about affording again, you sound like you have had problems affording in the past, did waxman save you from the punting poverty line?   

If the site owner has a problem with my contributions here i'm sure he will let me know.   

[SeekingtheTruth]

Scooby,

Keep your reviews going, they are helped and ignore comments from VW, he's an idiot and will single handily stop all positive reviews if he could. 

Keep the reviews going.   

You do realise VW has said nothing negative about the review right? Or are you just so blinkered in this little tiff you have going to you didn't even bother to read the posts?

Seriously, when you get on one you really do act like an idiot. 

[SeekingtheTruth]

I'm sorry that you have taken it that way.  I didn't suggest that you had supplied contradictory reports.

My question was why, when it is easy to work out that you are Scooby here & *snip* there, what is the point.

It does not make it more discreet, and I cannot except the explanation that it is in case Jenna makes malicious phone calls.  Of course she is not going to do so.

OM

Hang on a second, have you really just tried to link his AW nick and his UKP alias?

Awesome job on the discretion front.

[slimboyo]

You do realise VW has said nothing negative about the review right?

He doesn't need to post something negative to be an idiot, all he has to do is what he does every time, and that's pick a fight.  He's an infant, and a lot of people are fed up with his childish behaviour.

[SeekingtheTruth]

He doesn't need to post something negative to be an idiot, all he has to do is what he does every time, and that's pick a fight.  He's an infant, and a lot of people are fed up with his childish behaviour.

Oh fuck right off, are you condoning having another punters AW nick put up on a punting site?

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people do it for discretion reasons as there are plenty of fruit loops out there.

[charlie-mott]

It does not make it more discreet, and I cannot except the explanation that it is in case

Normally I wouldn't point out things like this, but you com across as a bit of a cunt so I'll make an exception.

If you have something to say, say it. Your comments seemed to insinuate Scooby was contradicting himself. If they refer to someone else then come out and say it... Information sharing is after all the main purpose of this site.

The rules on nicknames are clear... But I can't understand why you might have an issue with people protecting their privacy.

[SCOOBYDOO1]

I'm sorry that you have taken it that way.  I didn't suggest that you had supplied contradictory reports.

My question was why, when it is easy to work out that you are Scooby here & Ruby there, what is the point.

It does not make it more discreet, and I cannot except the explanation that it is in case Jenna makes malicious phone calls.  Of course she is not going to do so.

OM

This is my last remark on this topic, as my intention was to give a review for people to read and then make their mind up if they wanted to visit Jenna.  It's totally up to me what I call myself and no one else.  I wasn't trying to deceive or mislead.  You really need to get out more and take this site at face value.  Not sure where the malicious calls point has come from as we didn't even exchange numbers.  Over and Out........ 

[Hank Marvin]

Name calling is all well and good but if you read this thread you will see that VW hasn't said anything other than stick up for the OP. Then defended them when questioned about their identities being disclosed - and then supported anyone who uses different nicks across different sites.

I am with Seekingthetruth here. Pick your arguments better people would be my advice.

[slimboyo]

Oh fuck right off, are you condoning having another punters AW nick put up on a punting site?

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people do it for discretion reasons as there are plenty of fruit loops out there.

I'm not condoning anything, simply stating a fact that he likes to pick fights (as it seems, so do you).  Could you please stop making ridiculous assumptions.

[slimboyo]

Name calling is all well and good but if you read this thread you will see that VW hasn't said anything other than stick up for the OP. Then defended them when questioned about their identities being disclosed - and then supported anyone who uses different nicks across different sites.

By starting a fight with another poster.  Childish. 

[vw]

By starting a fight with another poster.  Childish.

please link to the fight idiot, making up things again?   

You should have posted this in your local region, the deleted items forum.   

[SeekingtheTruth]

I'm not condoning anything, simply stating a fact that he likes to pick fights (as it seems, so do you).  Could you please stop making ridiculous assumptions.

There is no assumption from me, you were attempting to deflect away from what was actually said by VW as you have issues with him.

And I don't pick fights on the forum, it's beyond pointless, but I do call out bullshit posts when I see them.

OMellors has deliberately put another punters AW name on the forum for everyone to see, there is a reason people use different names on different sites. Anonymity.

[slimboyo]

you were attempting to deflect away from what was actually said by VW as you have issues with him.

Was I?  Really?   No, another stupid assumption, trying to assert some sort of moral superiority.  You're almost as bad as he is.   The post I refer to was this one:

Believe which one you want, that's the joy of having a brain, why ask just make up your own mind.

Call it out if you have the bollocks, rather than talking in riddles and faux snobbery. 

He is one of those posters that needs to sign of messages, like we cannot read his name at the side of every post.  Usually a sign of ego and branding.

NOT the one you're referring to.

And you don't pick fights, yet you start a post with "oh fuck right off".

Oh, and...

Hang on a second, have you really just tried to link his AW nick and his UKP alias?

Awesome job on the discretion front.

No, he mentioned his UKP and UKE aliases, which is not the same thing.  Maybe if you read the post instead of making bloody stupid assumptions you wouldn't leap to conclusions.

[vw]

Was I?  Really?   No, another stupid assumption, trying to assert some sort of moral superiority.  You're almost as bad as he is.   The post I refer to was this one:

NOT the one you're referring to.

And you don't pick fights, yet you start a post with "oh fuck right off".

so having an opinion on posters spouting bullcrap and linking cross forum names is wrong in your world. You really are clueless, would guess on that dispaly you think 1 hour punts last 20 mins.   

[SeekingtheTruth]

Oh, and...

No, he mentioned his UKP and UKE aliases, which is not the same thing.  Maybe if you read the post instead of making bloody stupid assumptions you wouldn't leap to conclusions.

Incorrect, the nick he quoted was his AW ID. I know this as I was so gobsmacked that he had put it on there I had to check as I thought surely someone wouldn't do that to another punter. I was wrong.

[SeekingtheTruth]

And you don't pick fights, yet you start a post with "oh fuck right off".

I swear a lot, deal with it.

Just because you can't sense the tone it was meant in does not mean it was said aggressively.

Where's a sigh emoji when you need one.

[vw]

Where's a sigh emoji when you need one.

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[Hank Marvin]

I think VW is more than justified in questioning this particular activity and so I agree with Seeking. And VW will be the first to say that we don't always agree on all things punting.

[slimboyo]

Just because you can't sense the tone it was meant in does not mean it was said aggressively.

And how does one do that, exactly?  Generally when that little phrase is spoken it’s aggressive and negative.  Maybe you should learn some new words

Where's a sigh emoji when you need one.

Maybe up your arse, next to the big stick?

[vw]

And how does one do that, exactly?  Generally when that little phrase is spoken it’s aggressive and negative.  Maybe you should learn some new words

Maybe up your arse, next to the big stick?

He is not speaking though!  that is unless unless you mum is reading this out loud for you after tea.   

and who are you to tell members what language to use in their posts, you really are a sad twat.

[slimboyo]

He is not speaking though!  that is unless unless you mum is reading this out loud for you after tea.   

and who are you to tell members what language to use in their posts, you really are a sad twat.

My god, you really are stupid, aren’t you?  If you had half a brain you’d understand that to interpret words that are read visually, one uses verbal references from memory, to infer how they sound.  Most people learn to speak before they can read (have you mastered reading yet?) so sound plays a large part in interpreting meaning from the written word.  And as you haven’t mastered comprehension yet, I’ll explain that I suggested he learn new words, I didn’t not tell him to do anything. 

[SeekingtheTruth]

My god, you really are stupid, aren’t you?  If you had half a brain you’d understand that to interpret words that are read visually, one uses verbal references from memory, to infer how they sound.  Most people learn to speak before they can read (have you mastered reading yet?) so sound plays a large part in interpreting meaning from the written word.  And as you haven’t mastered comprehension yet, I’ll explain that I suggested he learn new words, I didn’t not tell him to do anything.

So after your little whine earlier you assumed my tone was aggressive 

But seriously, get over yourself. Have you noticed that threads you're involved in only turn into slanging matches after you've made a snide comment? Something to think about.

Now where the fuck is the thesaurus? I need to learn some new words to use. Bastards.

[vw]

My god, you really are stupid, aren’t you?  If you had half a brain you’d understand that to interpret words that are read visually, one uses verbal references from memory, to infer how they sound.  Most people learn to speak before they can read (have you mastered reading yet?) so sound plays a large part in interpreting meaning from the written word.  And as you haven’t mastered comprehension yet, I’ll explain that I suggested he learn new words, I didn’t not tell him to do anything.

Reading is not speaking, unless you are one of those that needs to read out loud.   

As for suggestions i suggest you get mummy to put you to bed..   

[slimboyo]

So after your little whine earlier you assumed my tone was aggressive 

But seriously, get over yourself. Have you noticed that threads you're involved in only turn into slanging matches after you've made a snide comment? Something to think about.

Now where the fuck is the thesaurus? I need to learn some new words to use. Bastards.

Actually the snide comments were in full flow long before I came along... I think you’ll find the other chuckle brother was in full vitriolic flow.  I think if you’ll look anywhere he posts it usually ends up like this.  He’s an odious, poisonous little dick and has pretty much ruined this website single handed ( he should be used to that, I very much doubt his reviews are actually genuine, as he seems to spend all his time here)

[Husqvarna360]

Slimboyo,

It's not easy but could be much easier to communicate which credible members but the only thing that comes from VW  is jealous negativity and it's sad really because good valued members think well why bother making the effort to write a review.

My reviews are as they happen and he will not stop or influence my comments or reviews because mine are fact and it takes time and effort to give accurate helpful feedback here whether good or bad.

Just think of the sad situation that he must be in and although it's not easy to ignore his continuous sarcastic shit at genuine members as I know, it's best to ignore the poor guy even though it's not an easy one...

There is a huge amount of shit going around in his head which is clear from his comments and the guy just wants to cast his negativity wherever he comments..  Probably some deep rooted stuff there so best leave the sad guy continue his message front as a know all but know fuck all.

I hope the genuine reviewers continue as normal with reviews with fact rather than let this baby's jealously put guys off from reviewing.