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Author Topic: Welsh Elise, Cheltenham tour (usually Cardiff)  (Read 2283 times)


49 review(s) for WelshElise (43 positive, 5 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Cunning Punt

Preamble:
I saw Elise while she was on a tour in Cheltenham, though she is usually based in Grangetown, Cardiff.
She is not on AW but is on UKE and has a Viva Street profile:
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She is also with Illicit Liaisons Agency in Cardiff:
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Her independent rates for 15/30/60mins are £60/£70/£130 but agency fees are £100 for 30min and £150 or 60mins.

Comms/location:

It was easy to book on the day at fairly short notice.
Elise was staying at some fairly grotty short-let studio rooms on the edge of Cheltenham near the railway station, so on-street parking is residents-only during the day from Mon-Fri.

Unfortunately, the room had no ensuite and there were shared shower and toilet facilities. I usually like a shower before and after a punt but did not on this occasion because someone was in the one next door and it wasn't very discreet.  :thumbsdown:

The girl:
Face - 3/10
Body - 3/10
Elise has a number of photos, including face ones, on her VivaStreet and UKE profiles and looks very attractive in them.

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However, she is clearly wearing a lot of make-up, helped by the way her face is lit up in them.
The reality was markedly different and when she opened the door, it was a massive disappointment.
She's not ugly but very ordinary and her facial features are rather scrunched up.

Her body wasn't any better. She is fairly slim with very small breasts but very untoned.

Elise is very friendly and eager to please, but I found her rather ditzy and a bit dull. Stated age of 24 is about right.

Services:
FK, OWO, RO, fingering, sex in cowgirl.

Elise was happy to indulge in sustained FK, though didn't quite constitute DFK for me.
Unfortunately, she was not fresh down below when I went down on her and there was a whiff of urine.  :vomit:
Her OWO was decent and she went down the full length of my cock, making gagging noises.  :thumbsup:
Elise was energetic in CG and was happy to FK with some eye contact.

I paid £70 for 30mins but was in and out in about 15mins.

Summary:
Elise is a very ordinary girl in every aspect and you probably wouldn't give her a second glance, let alone attempt to pull her, if you met her in the civvie world - even with a few pints inside you.

However, she delivered the services that I wanted with enthusiasm and some skill.
However, the location was poor and her lack of freshness was disappointing. The lack of en suite facilities possibly didn't help and she might have been fresher if she had been in a proper hotel, though one can't say and the fact is she wasn't when I visited her.

But I still wouldn't have remotely been attracted to her.


Previous reviews of Elise:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=157770.msg1709660#msg1709660
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123990.msg1406846#msg1406846

« Last Edit: September 16, 2017, 09:20:59 pm by Cunning Punt »

vw

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Thanks for review, have been to that venue before, not the best and seems to have led to other problems.  there are plenty of serviced apartments in Chelt with showers and hotels that are "workable".

Her UKE media looks very different to the one on the advert IMO



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Offline smiley9

Thanks for the Review CP she has been on my H/L after seeing her profile on UKE. In some of her pics she looks gorgeous but others not so  :timeout:   Good to hear the reality  :dash: When you say not toned is she a touch flabby as well then ?

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« Last Edit: September 16, 2017, 10:18:57 pm by smiley9 »

Offline Cunning Punt

Thanks for the Review VT she has been on my H/L after seeing her profile on UKE. In some of her pics she looks gorgeous but others not so  :timeout:   Good to hear the reality  :dash: When you say not toned is she a touch flabby as well then ?

I think you meant to ask me, not VT who didn't write the review.  :rolleyes:

Elise is not fat but slightly flabby around the stomach - could possibly be sign of childbirth or she just needs to do some exercise.

She does look gorgeous in the pictures and, based on those, I was really looking forward to fucking her. The reality was a letdown.

Her UKE media looks very different to the one on the advert IMO

A bit different - and both sets of pictures look totally different to what her face is like in real life. Be warned.


Offline smiley9

Yes sorry CP I have now corrected it and thanks again for your honest Review.

   :drinks:

Offline dubhcarr

thanks for the review Mr CP...what a disappointment as I have her noted should I go back to Wales. Facilities Hygeine escorting 101....Im not sure why girls feel the need to tour?....... they surely know their own area better...........at least her attitude was OK but it all has to click for a good punt.....thanks.. :hi:

Offline Tailpipe

its a great shame when punters are lured into seeing a WG when its clear that she has not presented her self in a true manor.

The WGs that make big money and stand the test of time give you the true facts and then you make the call. 

Then they provide the service as stated.

Robbiebucks

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its a great shame when punters are lured into seeing a WG when its clear that she has not presented her self in a true manor.

The WGs that make big money and stand the test of time give you the true facts and then you make the call. 

Then they provide the service as stated.

Thankfully, UKP reviews ave helped me out in recent times! Dodged a few bullets reading reviews...punt smart and have fun!


Offline Cunning Punt

she states 30 now on UKE

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and on AW

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Clearly lied to you CP

I guess because of her slightly immature demeanour, I felt 24 was about right, but there you go.

She didn't lie to me personally because I never ask a girl's age but she's lied on her other profile pages, then.

Her Viva profile - now gone - definitely said 24 and her profile on the agency website still says 22!

She only joined AW a couple of weeks ago and I guess even their verification was more thorough than the other websites.  :unknown:


Offline HawkG

she states 30 now on UKE

She comes across as a right mental, over there

vw

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She comes across as a right mental, over there

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thank fuck someone else said it first did not want to be called a bully and reason for her leaving.    :wacko: :crazy:

anyway CP to back up your views on appearance her verification

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Robbiebucks

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

thank fuck someone else said it first did not want to be called a bully and reason for her leaving.    :wacko: :crazy:

anyway CP to back up your views on appearance her verification

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You forgot the hashtag... #nofilter

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