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Author Topic: Laryssa- Swedish Angel  (Read 9958 times)


17 review(s) for -Laryssa- (17 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


panel999

Thanks I have kept her as a plan B back up for when I am in central London next.

Offline leekang

Saw Laryssa today as plan B after plan A Emma cancelled. Negotiated £100 for 45 mins.

Everything was as OP described less a few minor negatives. Not going to write a separate review, don't have enough other info to justify it and she already has 2 on the first page as of this writing.

Summary:
+ Above average comms. Minus points because she asked me to call when at the station & I did so twice plus a text, before she came back 10-15 mins later with her address and the no-buzzing instructions.
+ Seriously sexy accent.
+ Facial features does share similarities with Leah Totton, but not so much so that I'd say she looks like her. Still rather good looking regardless.
+ Wore what I asked her to.
+ She's a kisser, this one. Only time we weren't snogging was when her lips were closer to my cock than mouth. Also, it actually tasted good and the flavour was like strawberry candy.
+ Ace BJ technique that ticks the three S; slow, sensual, suction. Made me stop her for fear of popping (she doesn't do CIM btw, damn shame) and that doesn't happen a lot, I assure you.
+ Rides like a cowgirl indeed and you can feel her pussy muscles during sex.
- Played 20 questions with her about Sweden and its language but she was reluctant & didn't actually answer any which makes me certain she isn't Swedish. Saw a Swedish girl last week so I think I've got a good grasp on what they're like.    Her accent is unmistakably EE (Polish or not, I'm not sure) & she also went as far as to ask me not to mention her to my "Swedish friends".  :lol:
- Doesn't allow fingering (Might not be a negative for some but I don't like hearing no, especially to small matters)
   

Glad u had good time Sir!  Sounds similar to my experience. Shame about her lying about the Swedish nationality. Well, i didnt put a bet on where she comes from so ... i guess im happy with that service. :)  Just another lesson learn not to trust Prossie too much.

Just wanted to add that I saw Laryssa last week and I pretty much agree with the OP.... speaking of whom, she mentioned she had my number listed in her phone as Lee!  :wacko:

Seriously good and recommended, regardless of where she's from...

Offline NightKid

Saw her today again, fortunately not much has changed since I last met her but here are some 2nd meet thoughts.

I had a discussion with another punter here (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17486.msg271287#msg271287) regarding her fingering policy and I'm happy to say that I was wrong in my first impressions, she actually does allow fingers. However, there are a couple of things which prevented me from fully enjoying said act with her:

1) The important part: I never realised this prior, but I think she actually has somewhat of a small vagina. It was extremely awkward for me when I was trying to feel my way into the vaginal entrance and kept pressing against the vestibule, which I worry might be uncomfortable or, worse, painful for her. The upside of that, of course, is it contributes to the relative pressure you feel during sex, which probably explains why she's a great ride/rider.

2) She doesn't particularly enjoy being fingered that much.

In the grand scheme of things, it didn't really matter though because I'd requested for toys today ... and goodness gracious me, I now know what I've been missing!  :yahoo:
Never occurred to me that witnessing a girl masturbate in person could be such a turn on (seen it in porn/cam shows before, didn't do jack for johnny.) And when it was my turn to play, I applied the same principle I used in my RO techniques ... if you thought a bloke's cum-face was bad, you should've seen hers.  :lol:

Offline leekang

Nice to hear! Its funny strange that i have taken break since last time ii saw her. I have no desire at the present of fucking another girl which is strange for me.  :rolleyes:  i have to get this desire back somehow.

Thanks for the reviews, i've been thinking about seeing her. I'm not bothered about the fingering. If i do see her i'll let you guys know.

Offline billlybob

booked her today but when i turned up at the flat there were two blokes fixing the door entry system and looked at me funny when i was standing there waiting to be let in. walked round the corner for a bit tbt they were there ages and kept looking around at people...probably nothing in it, but started to make me feel paranoid!

walked past and went for a wander...on my return the door was free, but laryssa couldn't make the meeting now (some half hour later) but there was a simply drop dead gorgous brunette standing in the doorway playing with her phone. looked EE done up in super tight jeans and tight shirt. probably nothing in it, but had the EE hooker look....kind of hoped it was her and she'd died her hair black, but guess not...

Offline Festisio

there was a simply drop dead gorgous brunette standing in the doorway playing with her phone. looked EE done up in super tight jeans and tight shirt. probably nothing in it, but had the EE hooker look....kind of hoped it was her and she'd died her hair black, but guess not...

You should have just gone up to her and said, "Hi, are you a prostitute"

Couldn't go badly surely?  :lol:

Offline NightKid

booked her today but when i turned up at the flat there were two blokes fixing the door entry system and looked at me funny when i was standing there waiting to be let in. walked round the corner for a bit tbt they were there ages and kept looking around at people...probably nothing in it, but started to make me feel paranoid!

walked past and went for a wander...on my return the door was free, but laryssa couldn't make the meeting now (some half hour later) but there was a simply drop dead gorgous brunette standing in the doorway playing with her phone. looked EE done up in super tight jeans and tight shirt. probably nothing in it, but had the EE hooker look....kind of hoped it was her and she'd died her hair black, but guess not...

Sorry if it's just me but I find your story strange. Presumably, when you showed up at her flat your appointment was due very soon, yes? But you got spooked and walked away instead of calling her and asking her how to proceed?
Even if I can accept that you went off for awhile after arriving, why didn't you let her know you'll be doing that? Is there something that you're not telling us?

Lastly, I don't think the girl you described in the ending bit of your post was her. Laryssa's a blonde through and through, and I've never seen her hair colour change.
Also, she's probably worse than you are when it comes to precautionary measures ... she doesn't let punters press the buzzer, at all.

Offline billlybob

Ok, for the record I booked her she told me to come to barbican station and call her there which I did. Took two phone calls to get hold of her when she said she'd text me her addr, which she did and to walk to the door and she see me and buzz me in...I was not to press the buzer myself.. I then walked down the road and the flat is not far In to it...this is where I saw two blokes sitting in the door/window of the place next door watching the world go by and two blokes fiddling with the intercom...at this point they both looked round and stared straight at me and kept looking...so I just kept looking around like I was pasing the time and slowly wandered off. I then tested her and called her to say there were too many people hanging around outide. I said I'd wait a few mins and try again. I gave it 5 and then walked past the road where I could still see bill and Ben fiddling with her bell!

At this point I texted her to say I wasn't comfortable with the amount of (what were now in my paranoid little mind undercover drug/vice cops) and I'd call if a day.

She texted back to say she was moving to canning town next week so safer :-)

I then went shopping for some lunch (do you need to know what I bought to corroborate my storg? :-))

As i left the shop I tthought I'd have one last peep...and they were either gone or now hiding in their black Daytona spider...so I called and got no answer...this is then whe I considdred briefly accosting some poor accounts clerk and asking if she was an radvertised as blonde hooker...

Does that sound better? :-D

Offline NightKid

Ok, for the record I booked her she told me to come to barbican station and call her there which I did. Took two phone calls to get hold of her when she said she'd text me her addr, which she did and to walk to the door and she see me and buzz me in...I was not to press the buzer myself.. I then walked down the road and the flat is not far In to it...this is where I saw two blokes sitting in the door/window of the place next door watching the world go by and two blokes fiddling with the intercom...at this point they both looked round and stared straight at me and kept looking...so I just kept looking around like I was pasing the time and slowly wandered off. I then tested her and called her to say there were too many people hanging around outide. I said I'd wait a few mins and try again. I gave it 5 and then walked past the road where I could still see bill and Ben fiddling with her bell!

At this point I texted her to say I wasn't comfortable with the amount of (what were now in my paranoid little mind undercover drug/vice cops) and I'd call if a day.

She texted back to say she was moving to canning town next week so safer :-)

I then went shopping for some lunch (do you need to know what I bought to corroborate my storg? :-))

As i left the shop I tthought I'd have one last peep...and they were either gone or now hiding in their black Daytona spider...so I called and got no answer...this is then whe I considdred briefly accosting some poor accounts clerk and asking if she was an radvertised as blonde hooker...

Does that sound better? :-D

Just a wee bit, now that you've included some essential details.  ;)
In your initial post, the implication you seemed to be making was that she's a timewaster. And I know that isn't the case.

Anyway, I would've told you to just ignore the blokes and pretend as though you were seeing an acquaintance (The both of you were going to get, ah, 'acquainted' anyway.)
A technique I like to use if I attract attention at an indiscreet place while waiting for the door to unlock is - check random stuff on my phone. Or there's always the fail-safe; look around confused, like a lost tourist.  :hi:

Offline billlybob

Just a wee bit, now that you've included some essential details.  ;)
In your initial post, the implication you seemed to be making was that she's a timewaster. And I know that isn't the case.

Anyway, I would've told you to just ignore the blokes and pretend as though you were seeing an acquaintance (The both of you were going to get, ah, 'acquainted' anyway.)
A technique I like to use if I attract attention at an indiscreet place while waiting for the door to unlock is - check random stuff on my phone. Or there's always the fail-safe; look around confused, like a lost tourist.  :hi:

Definitely not a time waster and not her fault at all, just bad timing, awkward and not the best placed flat for privacy...she offered me a 4 oclock slot ut couldn't take it and today offered me a 5pm but a bit late for me.

Has anone seen her and either emily, mia or nadia milee?? would like to know how she compares...

Offline billlybob

Well, finally got to see her (she wasn't listed as working but said yes when i asked).

Met her in the lobby and she took me up to the flat. First impressions were a little disappointing. Not as attractive as i'd thought and read here. Body wise, slim but not toned and smallish but soft tits...she does have nice legs...Overall, okish, but not great.

Quick shower and she was wearing close to what I'd asked for when i got out.

She's a kisser alright...lots and lots of tongue action all throughout the meeting and a very very wet kisser at that. BJ was good. little use of hands and very good deep throat. reverse oral was good though she'd lubed up already so had that taste...not a bad one, just not used to it, seemed to respond well to a good licking. First round was her on top sitting up and then leaning right forward 'cuddling' then mish then standing doggy then mish and doggy again. finished in the condom...bit of an epic round one.

Quick  massage and then some fondling (her masturbating) and lots more kissing.

Round two was lengthy mish followed by a lengthy doggy. again finished in condom.

Quick shower and on my way...absolutely knackered!!!

Bumped into everyone's favourite, miss sexy, while i was there - cracking little body, looks like she got the looks and laryssa got the work ethic...

To sum up...looks 6 maybe 7 out of 10, body the same. Performance 10 out of 10 against listed services...8.5/10 against whats out there.

Honest opinion, really nice girl, and probably the most (longest sessions) sex i've had in an hour and she was happy to keep going, but not sure she's worth 120quid if you are fussy on looks...



3 review(s) found for Miss-Sexy- linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline leekang

Yes. Thats miss sexyn i saw her in another room when i had my punt. Did not pay any attention to her at all as i read lots about her wasting time trick  . Will never see her!

Offline NightKid

Yes. Thats miss sexyn i saw her in another room when i had my punt. Did not pay any attention to her at all as i read lots about her wasting time trick  . Will never see her!

Christ in a handbasket, I had no idea ...

No wonder Laryssa wants to move out.  :lol:

Offline billlybob

Yep, that very one...she said miss sexy is going home so needs to vacate the flat - she's moving to canning town...soon but not sure exactly when...



Offline GaryT

Quick question re: smoking. Profile said she smokes but I cannot stand even slight smell or taste of smoking when kissing or around the flat. How did you find that?

Offline NightKid

Quick question re: smoking. Profile said she smokes but I cannot stand even slight smell or taste of smoking when kissing or around the flat. How did you find that?

There was no hint of smoke in neither the flat nor when I was kissing her during both my visits.
About the smoking fetish she lists on her profile, I don't think she actually does it because I know she's a little obsessed when it comes to flavour & smells - judging by the fact that:

1) I saw her chewing on something in my 2nd visit, which I presumed to be candy after having a taste when we kissed later.
2) She and her flat smelled great every time I meet her.
3) She uses flavoured condoms and, hell, her lube is guarana-flavoured.

Offline GaryT

There was no hint of smoke in neither the flat nor when I was kissing her during both my visits.
About the smoking fetish she lists on her profile, I don't think she actually does it because I know she's a little obsessed when it comes to flavour & smells - judging by the fact that:

1) I saw her chewing on something in my 2nd visit, which I presumed to be candy after having a taste when we kissed later.
2) She and her flat smelled great every time I meet her.
3) She uses flavoured condoms and, hell, her lube is guarana-flavoured.
Thanks.




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