Age and sex.

[standardpostage]

You don't stop having sex if you grow old, you grow old if you stop having sex.

[YidArmy]

You don't stop having sex if you grow old, you grow old if you stop having sex.

You got too much time on your hands.

[vw]

You don't stop having sex if you grow old, you grow old if you stop having sex.

Been reading crap motivational quotes ?   

[nigel4498]

You don't stop having sex if you grow old, you grow old if you stop having sex.

Did you find this gem from a motto in last Christmas cracker that got lost under the table?

[shagmore]

You don't stop having sex if you grow old, you grow old if you stop having sex.

Been to some motivational speaker or something, 

[5th Musketeer]

Been to some motivational speaker or something, 

Maybe he IS one 

[puntingpumping1920]

Been reading crap motivational quotes ?   

 
His been reading your story-telling posts 

[tdh]

Sun Tzu - art of punting 

[standardpostage]

To all above : had a few glasses of red wine last night and affected my posting judgement  sober now,  cheers 

[Horizontal pleasures]

think about your next punt, not your next pint.

[hungrypunt]

To all above : had a few glasses of red wine last night and affected my posting judgement  sober now,  cheers 

Fair play.....

[RX8 Racer]

To all above : had a few glasses of red wine last night and affected my posting judgement  sober now,  cheers 

Red wine! LOL thats nothing! You wouldn't be getting wrecked on that  . Drink lager next time you lightweight!

[standardpostage]

Falco Rosso, Italian red. 14 % proof. Strong stuff. 1 glass and I'm slurring my speech. 2 glasses and brewers droop    Nowadays I'm definitely a lightweight, it's an age thing 

[shagmore]

Need to drink more to keep in practise.