Author Topic: Biggest pair of boobs/chebs you've had your hands on (punting and civvy street)  (Read 67053 times)

Offline notcalledchris

What's wrong with using the British Standard Handful as a unit of measurement? :unknown:

or "don't get many of those to the pound"

Offline allroadboy

Just a reminder for how cup sizes work - an F-cup on a 30" bust is not the same as a F-cup on a 38" inch bust... cup size is relative to band size and not a fixed volume. Cup size alone doesn't tell you anything about the size of the boobs, it's meaningless saying "the biggest boobs I had were F-cup"

For example: 30F and 38C both have 710cc of breast tissue, so the breasts both look similar.

I could say the biggest boobs I've had were 40A (590cc) and they'd be 50% bigger than someone who said 30D (390cc)

the cup size is the size of the breast, the numerical number relates to the circumference of the torso, so when a girl says she's a 38F she's going to be a big unit all over (size 14 to 16) compared with a 30F who is going to be a size 6 to 8 with huge tits for her frame.

You measure the torso under the tits and then you measure around the torso and the tits. The increase is the cup size. 3 inches more is a C cup, 4 is a D, 5 is a DD, 6 is an E, 7 is an F etc, people talking about KK that means the circumference of torso plus tits is 16 inches more than the circumference of the torso under the tits.

Most women have never been fitted properly and wear the wrong size, a 36C could really be a 32E ...

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According to StudioB this is her:

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There's an active link here as well:

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Search UKP for Busty Klara and you'll get more info.

Damn StudioB is still going I had forgotten about that place a lot of those girls have retired.

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What's wrong with using the British Standard Handful as a unit of measurement? :unknown:

Yeah, tbh do you wouldn't get much change beyond that.

Sod M&S, Marks and Sparkus Bra Department could clean up! :sarcastic:

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She's been on my list for a while. I've just read your review, though. That's disappointing.

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First trip to Amsterdam & pretty much one of the first girls I saw was an old girl with what were just the biggest tits I think I have ever seen. Face was a wreck, managed to dump the crowd I was with for a visit to her that afternoon. Was lying on a matress on the floor being sucked off with these huge fake things lying on me when her room mate walks in asking if I wanted her to join for a few more euro's. No go for me as I was there for the huge chebs. Saw 2 or 3 more girls that weekend, a black girl with huge naturals and a skinny thing that was cute beyond belief. Throw in the peep shows & the general perving at the girls & it was awesome.

Amanda in Hornsey was an early punt with an escort for me, room was dark as anything & all was incredibly rushed & ultimately a dissappointment.

Misty in Palmers Green in the late 90's was my favourite, I saw her a lot. Published in the Sport & some magazines. Always dressed in stockings & had huge chebs. Got really friendly with her, to the point where she was telling me all about her daughter & her life in general. Loved that place some cracking huge chebbed brit girls, walked through the gated door & there they all were in the sitting room dressed in their gear & you could chose. Brilliant dirty fun.

Never even got to see, back then she was very visible on AW but when I rang she was rude as fuck. Most posts on here since say she was a disappointment.

Offline localyokel

I saw AmandaBoobs from Hornsby years ago - amazing tits - but I have to say pretty depressing and very unsexy experience - grim flat in Seven Sisters - my main memory is the washing machine running very loudly/interminably in the next room

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GraceAva - The juxtaposition of 30Gs on a tiny frame and brilliant, filthy service - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=18893 crying shame she gave up....

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I saw AmandaBoobs from Hornsby years ago - amazing tits - but I have to say pretty depressing and very unsexy experience - grim flat in Seven Sisters - my main memory is the washing machine running very loudly/interminably in the next room

What's interesting in retrospect is that you just don't get those 40ish bosomy English women as WGs anymore in London. The regional boards show a few still working but not here in London.

Offline 3Chabuddygee

What's interesting in retrospect is that you just don't get those 40ish bosomy English women as WGs anymore in London. The regional boards show a few still working but not here in London.

Yes, you’re right. Twenty years ago roughly, I had a thing for mature English Cockney SP’s with huge tits. There was an abundance of them. Although my tastes have changed, I still sometimes get the urge to see one. I can’t find any!  :(

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What's interesting in retrospect is that you just don't get those 40ish bosomy English women as WGs anymore in London. The regional boards show a few still working but not here in London.

There’s something oddly appealing about this...

There was an establishment called gems in South Harrow that seemed to specialise in them but I’m going back about 15 years here. They were in operation until a few years ago. You were guaranteed a large chebbed English milf most days, for a fairly reasonable hourly rate.

My worry is that this could be a dying niche of the market  :unknown:

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There’s something oddly appealing about this...

There was an establishment called gems in South Harrow that seemed to specialise in them but I’m going back about 15 years here. They were in operation until a few years ago. You were guaranteed a large chebbed English milf most days, for a fairly reasonable hourly rate.

My worry is that this could be a dying niche of the market  :unknown:

15 years ago was just before I broke my punting duck and I barely know where South Harrow is.

When I first started most East London brothels were European staffed (the saunas exclusively), the only exceptions being the odd Chinese or African they might get.  However, very infrequently you would get the odd large English girl in her 20s working at one.  Most staff in these places were C/D average but the English girls always had huge chebs, which made me wonder if that was why they decided to become WGs e.g. as had the assets.

There was a 'mature ladies' establishment in Leytonstone which had exclusively age 40+ size 12+ British women on their books but I never stayed for any of them.

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15 years ago was just before I broke my punting duck and I barely know where South Harrow is.

When I first started most East London brothels were European staffed (the saunas exclusively), the only exceptions being the odd Chinese or African they might get.  However, very infrequently you would get the odd large English girl in her 20s working at one.  Most staff in these places were C/D average but the English girls always had huge chebs, which made me wonder if that was why they decided to become WGs e.g. as had the assets.

There was a 'mature ladies' establishment in Leytonstone which had exclusively age 40+ size 12+ British women on their books but I never stayed for any of them.

I agree, it must have been to cash in on the novelty of literal home grown talent. And why not!

Women these days don’t seem to be built the same way though, which is a shame when that kind of urge arises  :wacko:

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If you want a huge titted cockney GILF, you could do worse than Carly Rose, seen her 3 times, been great every single meet.

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You can have another go if you've got £400 to spare...

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Fortunately I got to manhandle those jubblies in Kensal Green when she was £150. It seems Klara got into the whole "Only Fans" content producing, apparently both soft and hardcore. It either didn't pay off as much as she was expecting or it was so she could use it to crack her prices up to their current ridiculous rate.

Despite the fabulous norks, she could be very hit and miss depending on the mood you got her in. Sometimes great, other times cold as ice. Not worth the risk at that price.


The biggest set I ever had the pleasure with were on an ebony (or chebony) SP that went by the moniker of "Busty Thursdays" (guess which day she only worked) or "Busty Nai". They were colossal funbags at 36M.

Jeez  :scare: :scare: :scare: thats a lot of dough for some larg dough balls I saw her a few ties once down in Farnbourgh the in Queens Park area thats were I got train to , she was a bit machine like and put less effort in when i first saw her those orbs were firm and upstanding as she got in to this business the gut got bigger and her boobs started the drop of what we older guys call Auntie Bosem`s they are heavy and she was ok with them being handled but the shag was life less  :( :drinks: :drinks:

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If you want a huge titted cockney GILF, you could do worse than Carly Rose, seen her 3 times, been great every single meet.

2nd that Sir  :drinks: :drinks:was a little worried as I got to her 20mins late stuck on M25 great fun and down to earth shagged in multi postions and told me to slow down and take time not to pop to quick now thats something the romainas could learn about NOT :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If you want a huge titted cockney GILF, you could do worse than Carly Rose, seen her 3 times, been great every single meet.

I said 40ish.

Offline joe diddley

I saw AmandaBoobs from Hornsby years ago - amazing tits - but I have to say pretty depressing and very unsexy experience - grim flat in Seven Sisters - my main memory is the washing machine running very loudly/interminably in the next room

Agree. Saw her a long long time ago once and it was indeed a depressing and unsexy experience. Don't go there!

One huge pair of boobs I really enjoyed playing with was those belonging to Adriana of Kilburn/Brondesbury. She was a Romanian masseuse who did topless happy endings some years ago. She has reappeared in different venues in the interim years but last I heard had gone legit (i.e. massage with no HR). Natural and satisfyingly heavy in your hands.

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English Busty Rachel is fantastic, huge heavy tits and lets you really play with them!  A GILF experience, there's nothing better than watching her huge melons bouncing up and down as she fucks you.

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Offline Home Alone

English Busty Rachel is fantastic, huge heavy tits and lets you really play with them!  A GILF experience, there's nothing better than watching her huge melons bouncing up and down as she fucks you.

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" 'kinnell"!!  :P :P :P
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

English Busty Rachel is fantastic, huge heavy tits and lets you really play with them!  A GILF experience, there's nothing better than watching her huge melons bouncing up and down as she fucks you.

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Thanks. are they natural or factory made?

Offline DaveHorse

She claims they are natural and they look and feel natural but in my opinion TGTBT and they must have had at least a lift given that she's 55+. Not obviously fake and therefore that's good enough for me.

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I did Busty Young Emily a while ago.
I think she has retired now.

She was Hungarian with  pretty face and a nice attitude.

Her tits were too big though, and were saggy as hell. It was nice to check HUGE boobs off the bucket list though...

She's back in Hungary camming, and says she'll be back after covid.

I agree about her tits being too saggy, but they were still nice to play with.

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She claims they are natural and they look and feel natural but in my opinion TGTBT and they must have had at least a lift given that she's 55+. Not obviously fake and therefore that's good enough for me.

I'd like some maiden head from her.

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Another lady with big boobs was Rita who gave a sensual massage from her home in Harrow North London going back 10 years or maybe more. The cleavage was huge and for a mature lady they were very firm.

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Bit of a lightweight here..

I am not sure of the size but more than a handful and in good proportion to her curvy body

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Offline BogBog1

She's been on my list for a while. I've just read your review, though. That's disappointing.

Likewise - she's probably the only escort I'd go and see in full knowledge that the punt would probably be disappointing, JUST to experience those tits in the flesh. 

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This section is to discuss wg,s ONLY, not civvies  :hi:

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Likewise - she's probably the only escort I'd go and see in full knowledge that the punt would probably be disappointing, JUST to experience those tits in the flesh.

To be honest I have had two more bookings with her since my review here. I keep coming back for some reason (or reasons?)

If OWO is a deal-breaker for you, that is what it is. She defo GFE not PSE, Lots of smiles from a very friendly and warm lady. What you see is what you get with this latest pic. Lots of boob play and a good fuck too.

At £60 for 30 mins, It is a strong "recommended" from me. Her current review score here is 3 positives.

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This section is to discuss wg,s ONLY, not civvies  :hi:

Subject heading by thread creator says "Punting and Civvy Street" :unknown:

I'm notorious among family and friends as a serial dater of biggish chebs but none on civvy street match the gazungas I've punted.

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 :thumbsup: ;)
This section is to discuss wg,s ONLY, not civvies  :hi:

Actually, alabama1, the thread was set up for the "Biggest pair of Boobs You've Had Your Hands On (Punting and Civvy Street." ) :hi:

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Natalie is the only WG I have seen that has enhanced Tits and they are big 1100cc and to my surprise they felt natural not lumpy but nice and firm and she has sensitive nipples.
All in All a very good punt and as filthy as hell.   

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Natalie is the only WG I have seen that has enhanced Tits and they are big 1100cc and to my surprise they felt natural not lumpy but nice and firm and she has sensitive nipples.
All in All a very good punt and as filthy as hell.   

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looks a bargain at £100 per hour  :thumbsup:

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My first ever punt was many years ago with the late External Link/Members Only. She had an absolutely huge and fabulous pair, that she advertised as 36GG.

What a loss! :(

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This section is to discuss wg,s ONLY, not civvies  :hi:

have you been made a Mod now then?

As others have pointed out, the Op said punting or civvy. If the Mods don't want us to discuss civvies then i am sure one of them will let us know!

And to answer the thread question - about a DD is my largest. I am not a fan of big boobs!
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have you been made a Mod now then?

As others have pointed out, the Op said punting or civvy. If the Mods don't want us to discuss civvies then i am sure one of them will let us know!

And to answer the thread question - about a DD is my largest. I am not a fan of big boobs!

I am aware of what the op said, but this section is to discuss wg's not civvies. I have no problem discussing wg,s tits, but how can discussing civvies be of any help to members on here  :unknown:
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I am aware of what the op said, but this section is to discuss wg's not civvies. I have no problem discussing wg,s tits, but how can discussing civvies be of any help to members on here  :unknown:
The title explains it, it's ok to discuss civvies. Most are discussing both

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I am aware of what the op said, but this section is to discuss wg's not civvies. I have no problem discussing wg,s tits, but how can discussing civvies be of any help to members on here  :unknown:

The more titillation the better, I say.

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I am aware of what the op said, but this section is to discuss wg's not civvies. I have no problem discussing wg,s tits, but how can discussing civvies be of any help to members on here  :unknown:
As with any thread, if it doesn't interest you don't read it.

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As with any thread, if it doesn't interest you don't read it.

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If you want a huge titted cockney GILF, you could do worse than Carly Rose, seen her 3 times, been great every single meet.

Facially looks too much like a bloke in drag for my liking!

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looks a bargain at £100 per hour  :thumbsup:
She is I normally pay up to £150 so may go for 90mins with her next time. Not only has she got a filthy mouth on her, which when she starts can get me Cumming, you get to watch some pretty good porn on her TV as well.

 Stop thinking about it give a go.

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She's back in Hungary camming, and says she'll be back after covid.

I agree about her tits being too saggy, but they were still nice to play with.

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I did Busty Young Emily as well. Like you said, was bucket list territory with norks that size.

I hope she takes the money she's earned and gets a breast reduction, she'd be hot as fuck with some more reasonably-sized naughty pillows. Nice enough lass as well.
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She is I normally pay up to £150 so may go for 90mins with her next time. Not only has she got a filthy mouth on her, which when she starts can get me Cumming, you get to watch some pretty good porn on her TV as well.

 Stop thinking about it give a go.
I'm trying to sort something out with her, think she might not follow her phone that closely outside her working hours though so it's slow going with communication

Offline Southendlothario

Biggest pair ive ever had my hands around, were those of a Polish WG named Isabel in Southend on Sea, probably arpund 8 yrs ago now. Curvy girl, big bum and thighs, little bit of a belly but not big. Couldnt say what size they were as was too long ago now, but they were huge. Big dark areolas and great big nipples too.
 
Civvy wise, a girl i was seeing about 10 years ago. She was a 36E at the time, and they were a big ol' pair! But before id met her she had a breast reduction so god knows how big they were before!