Curvy Mell - Heathrow - Up the stick but doesn't mention it

[Vivago]

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Its a bit of a bummer when you turn up for a punt and find that the girl is at least six months pregnant and has neglected to mention it. Either that or she has developed an all consuming addiction to pies.

Such was the case the other day when I made the trip to Heathrow ostensibly to see Indian Nahdia.  However when I got there, Nahdia had gone silent and wasn't replying to texts or responding to calls.  Disappointed but determined not to have a totally wasted journey, I did a AW search and came up with Mel. I had seen her last year when she was working as Curvy Melisa in West Drayton and although no stunner, I recalled that she gave good honest service at reasonable rates so dropped her a text to which she replied promptly and I made my over to her place in an nice apartment just off Bath Road.

When I got there she buzzed me in and I made my way to her ground floor apartment. She did the usual EE trick of hiding behind the opening door so you are inside the flat before you see the girl so I got a rather nasty surprise when Mel emerged from behind the door and I caught sight of her distinctly distended belly. I was about to turn and walk when a flashbulb went off in my brain and I thought why not stay and tick impending mum off my bucket list. I have no thing for girls up the duff and, in fact, find them quite unattractive but  BL imperatives take precedence over personal tastes so I stayed for a 15 minute, 40 squid knee trembler.

It wasn't memorable but was okay and emptied the whatsits.

I have to award her a Negative because she should mention her condition on her profile but for those who like shagging preggy birds, Mel is a steal.

[James999]

This type of shit must be even worse for you after the cuties and options open to you in your recent far east trip. l

[Vivago]

This type of shit must be even worse for you after the cuties and options open to you in your recent far east trip. l

All part of the rich and varied tapestry that is a punters life.

You should try it some time.

[Vivago]

Profile pics are not of Curvy Mel either.

[bigone]

She really  pregnant  or just fat ? With a name like curvy Mel I would have thought she would be big 

[Vivago]

She really  pregnant  or just fat ? With a name like curvy Mel I would have thought she would be big 

I thought that she was preggers although its possible that she has just become a fatty.

She was no beanpole when I saw her last year but she did not have such a noticeable beergut and her other 11 positives didn't mention one either.

[dubhcarr]

I thought that she was preggers although its possible that she has just become a fatty.

She was no beanpole when I saw her last year but she did not have such a noticeable beergut and her other 11 positives didn't mention one either.

what colour were her nipples.........they normally go shades darker when pregnant........

[Vivago]

what colour were her nipples.........they normally go shades darker when pregnant........

   .. can't say I noticed.

[James999]

Who's going to mail her and ask 

It shouldn't be long and the UK haters will contact her and send her here, and hopefully she can confirm if she's pregaz or just been eating all the pies 

[dubhcarr]

  .. can't say I noticed.

normally cant miss it...............maybe the pies it is..................

[PumpAction]

I saw her last month and didn't notice any baby bump. She may well be though. The profile pics are her but put through a very flattering filter.

[Nowornever]

Oh dear why does it not surprise me...In this game anything is possible. I guess we will soon know for sure if she is pregnant. Not something you can just hide...

[finn5555]

Met a bird of SA last week who confessed she was 23 weeks pregnant   

[pumps]

Pregnant and swallowing many customers nut all day everyday. 

seems fucked up 

[Cunning Punt]

I saw her last month and didn't notice any baby bump. She may well be though. The profile pics are her but put through a very flattering filter.

I saw her a couple of weeks ago (review to follow at some point) and didn't get the impression it was a baby bump either. But it's a possibility, I suppose.

She is fat on top of a large frame and because I'd seen her a year previously, I didn't think anything untoward about the flabby belly.
In fact, if anything, I thought she might have actually lost a bit of weight since then.

[Jay189]

Saw her today and really don't think she's pregnant. :|

And I wouldn't say she's fat at all, didn't notice her belly being that bad. She's certainly curvy as her name suggests but in a good way I'd say.

But if you like skinny girls she won't be for you.

Great service though I'll do a positive review of her in a bit.

[Vivago]

Well she looked well up the duff to me. Unless she had the worst case of gas bloating.

Or perhaps she really is simply a pie monster.

[James999]

Saw her today and really don't think she's pregnant. :|

And I wouldn't say she's fat at all,

Hang on, you can't have it both ways, She's either pregaz or Fat, have you asked her 

[Jay189]

Hang on, you can't have it both ways, She's either pregaz or Fat, have you asked her 

lol she's somewhere in between.

She's chubby with a bit of a belly but cos she's quite tall it's not that big of a deal imo.

[StevieSteve]

Saw her around a few weeks ago (behind with reviews). She's definitely lardy, I don't think up the duff though. Don't get Jay's opinion though, she IS fat, it's a proper gut she's got on her. Still a cracking gfe punt though.

[Jay189]

Saw her around a few weeks ago (behind with reviews). She's definitely lardy, I don't think up the duff though. Don't get Jay's opinion though, she IS fat, it's a proper gut she's got on her. Still a cracking gfe punt though.

Tbh i've always preferred meatier girls, probably why I didn't notice and/or not bothered lol.