Ana Luiza - Battersea

[mrbang123]

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This sexy vixen was on my HL for quite a while and one day I decided to splurge on her and boy was it worth it. Punt happened 2 months ago in battersea, I drove there but there is a station 10minutes walk from where she was staying. She moves around a lot so make sure you know where the area is.

I confirmed three hours before the punt on the day and she provided me with her room number. I drove to the hotel and it was relatively easy to find parking, but you have to pay. Got to the hotel and when she open the door my jaws dropped, she is a stunner. You would know if you were one of the lucky few that managed to see her UKP profile with face pics. I paid 220 in total, £170 for the hour plus £50 filming. Yes it's a lot but it was WORTH IT. I still look back at the footage now and think money well spent.

 I went for a shower and as soon as I came out she pounced on me. She got down to business with some OWO, eye contact and she tried to take my dick deep as well so not much success. I'm not the biggest do I don't think she can DT but my god she tries as hard as she can. Then came the rubber and she went to town riding me, then I fucked her hard missionary, this sexy Bitch was screaming her lungs out. I honestly don't know if she was faking or that into it. And then doggy in front of the mirror which was a site to see. I felt close so I pulled out and jerked off over her face, it was like a volcano erupting all over her.  She took it well and didn't flinch which is what I like, this still turns me on when I play it back in film. She sucked out the rest and went to get cleaned up.

Then the normal bullshit 10minute break, talked a bit until I was ready again.

She proceeded to give me more mind blowing head, she turned me on so much when she put on the rubber I went into caveman mode with her, with some hard fucking, hair pullling, Ass slapping and getting her to call me daddy. It was almost like a porn scene. Got into doggy again in front of the mirror which got me close. She then proceeded to jerk me off on her face and her saying cum for me daddy got me to make another big explosion on her face/hair bed convo. It was a glorious orgasm!

All in all money well spent, I want to go again but the price is at the upper that I want to pay for and still have that footage to keep me satisfied.

Happy punting!

[Brazilian Martian]

Bit funny that this report is posted the same day a negative is posted damage limitation 

[Sinz]

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[Gentlelovemaking]

Bit funny that this report is posted the same day a negative is posted damage limitation 

Although I like the look of Ana and will probably see her.

I think you're onto something BM, it seems like collusion between the punter and SP for the purpose of damage limitation.

Truth be told everyone else who's got through the door has said she's a top punt so o still believe she must be a good SP.

You fancy having a go BM?

[Brazilian Martian]

Although I like the look of Ana and will probably see her.

I think you're onto something BM, it seems like collusion between the punter and SP for the purpose of damage limitation.

Truth be told everyone else who's got through the door has said she's a top punt so o still believe she must be a good SP.

You fancy having a go BM?

I'm not lining the pockets of Yeboahsleftfoot this girl was a bit to chummy with him IMO. She has  a nice face but her body is not thick enough for me 

[vw]

Bit funny that this report is posted the same day a negative is posted damage limitation 

+1

some rescue mission

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[mrbang123]

Fellas I assure you I'm not trying to limit anything. This punt happened a while ago and if you read my previous review I did say that I will be writing a bunch of reviews of some of the punts for me so far. It's just coincidence that my writing this review has clashed with the negative.

[vw]

Fellas I assure you I'm not trying to limit anything. This punt happened a while ago and if you read my previous review I did say that I will be writing a bunch of reviews of some of the punts for me so far. It's just coincidence that my writing this review has clashed with the negative.

 

Very good timing for her, did she pm you to hurry up with the review?   

[boywonder]

Fellas I assure you I'm not trying to limit anything. This punt happened a while ago and if you read my previous review I did say that I will be writing a bunch of reviews of some of the punts for me so far. It's just coincidence that my writing this review has clashed with the negative.

i intend to seee her eventually and will review her, so we will see

[mrbang123]

Very good timing for her, did she pm you to hurry up with the review?   

Nope 😂

[Jvosta]

Has anyone checked secret agency rocks website recently? Good bye note to us trolls from yeboah

[vw]

Has anyone checked secret agency rocks website recently? Good bye note to us trolls from yeboah

yes i got a mention on their other blog.

Thundercunts supposedly.   

[Brazilian Martian]

Has anyone checked secret agency rocks website recently? Good bye note to us trolls from yeboah

That cockroach will be back with another agency sooner or later it's up to us to spot it when hes back or of he has other girls on his books, like Ana or Megan

[Marmalade]

Fellas I assure you I'm not trying to limit anything. This punt happened a while ago and if you read my previous review I did say that I will be writing a bunch of reviews of some of the punts for me so far. It's just coincidence that my writing this review has clashed with the negative.

Punt happened or not, the 'review' was a right load of gush. You do a prossie a no fucking favours by writing like a besotted lapjoy. No offence, but there's a difference between a feelgood exclamation mark splashed all over your keyboard from unloading your muck into some rented fanny, and sitting down to write an unemotional review for the benefit of potential purchasers who are possibly quite discerning. So basically you deserve the flack you've got i'm afraid mate. And the timing does look a little bit coincidental "after a few weeks" as well for it not to be influenced by some neggy against a gushy hole that you thought was the doggie's bollocks. Or stuffed your doggie's bollocks up.

Don't forget to pull 'em out again after your next 'punt'. 

[Jvosta]

That cockroach will be back with another agency sooner or later it's up to us to spot it when hes back or of he has other girls on his books, like Ana or Megan

Pity , I was quite interested in trying a mix race chick for the first time. Aren't many of them around. The ones you've seen BM, aren't my cup of tea 

[Brazilian Martian]

Pity , I was quite interested in trying a half cast chick for the first time. Aren't many of them around. The ones you've seen BM, aren't my cup of tea 

Half cast I take it you must be in your 60s then and please what show me what mixed race prossie ive seen as to my knowledge its only been this one https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=112903.0

[Jvosta]

Sorry mate didn't realise It was racist or politically incorrect, I meant mixed race.

[Gentlelovemaking]

OP or anyone who's seen her, What age do you think she is ?

Her age is listed at 20 how accurate would you say that is ?

[Mr. Cheeks]

OP or anyone who's seen her, What age do you think she is ?

Her age is listed at 20 how accurate would you say that is ?

Her listed age seems accurate to me. I saw her recently and would think she is 20-24

[puntingpumping1920]

She is overpriced at 170 no CIM.
 

[Gentlelovemaking]

She is overpriced at 170 no CIM.

She offers CIM

[puntingpumping1920]

She offers CIM

 
Check her enjoy list she has removed CIM
 
I think she is more for mature punters. 
 
Someone like me in their early twenties is not paying for a kiss and cuddle for 170 quid for a girl that you could see on a saturday night.

[Gentlelovemaking]

 
Check her enjoy list she has removed CIM
 
I think she is more for mature punters. 
 
Someone like me in their early twenties is not paying for a kiss and cuddle for 170 quid for a girl that you could see on a saturday night.

Interesting you say that as my reservations about seeing her are she's the type of girl I'd see in Libertine or DSTRKT.

Regarding age I'm a younger punter (late 20's) and I'd say Punting is best suited to mature punters period from my experience.

You've gotta work out why you punt and if you're younger the answer usually is "because its easier" or "it's the same cost as taking a girl out".

Question to you is why do you punt and what are you really paying for ?

[vw]

 
Check her enjoy list she has removed CIM
 
I think she is more for mature punters. 
 
Someone like me in their early twenties is not paying for a kiss and cuddle for 170 quid for a girl that you could see on a saturday night.

does she say no street "dudes" ?   

[puntingpumping1920]

Interesting you say that as my reservations about seeing her are she's the type of girl I'd see in Libertine or DSTRKT.

Regarding age I'm a younger punter (late 20's) and I'd say Punting is best suited to mature punters period from my experience.

You've gotta work out why you punt and if you're younger the answer usually is "because its easier" or "it's the same cost as taking a girl out".

Question to you is why do you punt and what are you really paying for ?

 
I punt part-time, as I’m not ready for the sacrifice that a relationship brings.

I’m paying for whores that I can call for appointment in an hour for rimming, DT, anal, threesomes, facials and CIM…...In the civie world that is hard to come by

[Gentlelovemaking]

 
I punt part-time, as I’m not ready for the sacrifice that a relationship brings.

I’m paying for whores that I can call for appointment in an hour for rimming, DT, anal, threesomes, facials and CIM…...In the civie world that is hard to come by

I've got all bar threesomes with 2 of the civvies I have on the go but still punt so probably takes a little more graft if your young but definitely doable.

With regards to the services you want, they come at a price and for £170 Ana is priced fairly imo.
i believe she started at £130/hr and went as high as £200 so her current rate may be optimal for her.

[puntingpumping1920]

I've got all bar threesomes with 2 of the civvies I have on the go but still punt so probably takes a little more graft if your young but definitely doable.

With regards to the services you want, they come at a price and for £170 Ana is priced fairly imo.
i believe she started at £130/hr and went as high as £200 so her current rate may be optimal for her.

 
Threesomes can happen in civilian world, but I bet the girls you saw never gave you deep rimming for twenty minutes, anal or swallow your urine.
 
Ana is overpriced she is average looking, but she has pretty face and average body. 
 
< 120 -- IS best value for her, as all your getting is a kiss and cuddle. She states she offers no PSE
 
A punter aged 40+, a girl like that will not give you attention in the civilian world, without a financial arrangement. 
 
So I understand the rationale in seeing her for a mature punter

[Gentlelovemaking]

 
Threesomes can happen in civilian world, but I bet the girls you saw never gave you deep rimming for twenty minutes, anal or swallow your urine.
 
Ana is overpriced she is average looking, but she has pretty face and average body. 
 
< 120 -- IS best value for her, as all your getting is a kiss and cuddle. She states she offers no PSE
 
A punter aged 40+, a girl like that will not give you attention in the civilian world, without a financial arrangement. 
 
So I understand the rationale in seeing her for a mature punter

Ive had all services in the civvie world bar Watersports, which is why I'm happy to pay the premium for that service in the punting world.

Ana is a good looking girl, I agree I've seen/had/punted more stunning women but she is a pretty girl.

Her body is very good imo, now this really depends on personal taste. She has minimal body fat and nice legs and torso. She doesn't have much in the breast department and her ass isn't a bubble but overall I think it's a good body.

Again without money I doubt many older men would get young hot girls so you're right about the last comment.

[mrbang123]

+1

some rescue mission

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[Gentlelovemaking]

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Do you agree Ana is between 20-24 ?

[unus669]

i intend to seee her eventually and will review her, so we will see

Wouldn't touch her with a barge pole considering the friends she keeps and the xenophobia her and her friends were spouting on UKE

[Jvosta]

Wouldn't touch her with a barge pole considering the friends she keeps and the xenophobia her and her friends were spouting on UKE

Could you link the UKE thread ?

[Brazilian Martian]

Wouldn't touch her with a barge pole considering the friends she keeps and the xenophobia her and her friends were spouting on UKE

What were they saying exactly

[unus669]

What were they saying exactly

Her friends Yeborah, Megan et al. She was backing her friend(Megan) up with their xenophobic shite. I couldn't understand how a mixed race person would chose to be xenophobic. It's a bit like one saying I come from a shit race. She maybe be a looker in some people's eyes, but with friends like that and a mental disposition like hers, I wouldn't touch her.

[unus669]

Could you link the UKE thread ?

Sorry I can't find it ,it's been a while ago, somebody else might find the link and post it.

[Brazilian Martian]

Her friends Yeborah, Megan et al. She was backing her friend(Megan) up with their xenophobic shite. I couldn't understand how a mixed race person would chose to be xenophobic. It's a bit like one saying I come from a shit race. She maybe be a looker in some people's eyes, but with friends like that and a mental disposition like hers, I wouldn't touch her.

Oh with the not seeing black guys, oh yeah that's been covered here with prostitutes nothing surprises me their form of logic  is beyond understanding. Im with you on not touching her with a barge pole shes tainted in my eyes with Yeboah and Megan and all that other dodgy shit

[unus669]

Oh with the not seeing black guys, oh yeah that's been covered here with prostitutes nothing surprises me their form of logic  is beyond understanding. Im with you on not touching her with a barge pole shes tainted in my eyes with Yeboah and Megan and all that other dodgy shit

+1

Yeah, the whole TSA 'marlarki'

[azrael]

She is overpriced at 170 no CIM.

Thats a hell ofa jump in price, wtf happened there

[Brazilian Martian]

Thats a hell ofa jump in price, wtf happened there

YBL that's what happend 

[puntingpumping1920]

Thats a hell ofa jump in price, wtf happened there

 
Highly demanded ££$£$.     
 
She's overpriced, average looking body and a pretty face for just a kiss and cuddle.
 
Can't knock the hustle if punters are willing to pay that.

[azrael]

YBL that's what happend 

I thought she told him to do one?

[vw]

I thought she told him to do one?

she got 2 reviews off him when he was her pimp,   

she jumped ship like a rat when they all got the boot.

[azrael]

 
Highly demanded ££$£$.     
 
She's overpriced, average looking body and a pretty face for just a kiss and cuddle.
 
Can't knock the hustle if punters are willing to pay that.

Lmao she was going to tour birmingham a while back then she cancelled and her rates where in the £150 bracket with extra £100 per hour if i recollect

[Brazilian Martian]

she got 2 reviews off him when he was her pimp,   

she jumped ship like a rat when they all got the boot.

Spot on

[Steve57]

Could you link the UKE thread ?

Sorry, I'm afraid I'm not very IT savvy so I can't link it. However, I went onto UKE and did a search of Secret Agency and it came up. It was a thread that started in May and ran to 163 pages before Admin closed the thread in August. I can remember reading it at the time, but if you haven't already read it I don't know if anyone has the patience to go through it all.

An extremely brief summary is that virtually everyone connected to the agency got banned from UKP and UKE by Admin. I think the only one not banned was Ana Luiza. Some people seem to think that she is tainted by association with the others, some people seem to accept her version that she was just an escort who joined the agency to get work. Admin seems to have accepted her story.

Personally I'm prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt and I hope to see her soon. However, that may just be me thinking with my dick. Some on here don't think she is particularly attractive. I'm in the group that thinks she looks stunning. All a question of personal taste I suppose.

[mrbang123]

Do you agree Ana is between 20-24 ?

Yes I would say she is definitely between 20-24

[SaneOnes]

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I, personally, do not find Ana Luiza attractive at all facially, so, that's that and even if I did, would never entertain seeing simply because of the mindset she shares with Megan, Nancy et al. Going back in my cave now

[Thepacifist]

That's annoying, I wish she did facials when I saw her. At least I did CIM with her.

[Steve57]

She is overpriced at 170 no CIM.

I just went on her AW page. CIM (at discretion) is back on her enjoy list. I guess maybe she reads UKP? I don't know if it is included or extra.

[Lucky Luke 70]

Personally I'm prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt and I hope to see her soon. However, that may just be me thinking with my dick. Some on here don't think she is particularly attractive. I'm in the group that thinks she looks stunning. All a question of personal taste I suppose.

+1 I usually prefer SP a little bit older (I feel more at ease) but i also think she looks damned good.
Still on my HL.