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Author Topic: Punting Related Injuries  (Read 2272 times)

Offline sixtyten

Anyone had a PRI?

I had three cracked ribs from one punt. Got a bit carried away and WG had her hands on my chest for support during some vigorous cowgirl. Didn't hurt at the time but afterwards ......

Luckily I played rugby at the time so I could easily explain it  :angelgirl:

Offline smiths

Anyone had a PRI?

I had three cracked ribs from one punt. Got a bit carried away and WG had her hands on my chest for support during some vigorous cowgirl. Didn't hurt at the time but afterwards ......

Luckily I played rugby at the time so I could easily explain it  :angelgirl:

Both at sex parties, i got a very painful friction burn on my dick in the last hour, had to stop, as i also had to do when i strained my groin at another one.

Offline James999

Anyone had a PRI?

I had three cracked ribs from one punt. Got a bit carried away and WG had her hands on my chest for support during some vigorous cowgirl. Didn't hurt at the time but afterwards ......

Luckily I played rugby at the time so I could easily explain it  :angelgirl:

Either she was a fucking big lump or you're a weedy fucker if shagging cracked three ribs  :sarcastic:


If I fuck in mish position for too long, my legs get cramp and my stomach feels tight. This could be lack exercise on my part! I've had WG's press too hard near my shoulders when giving a massage, which made my shoulders feel tight for few days.


Offline Daffodil

Anyone had a PRI?

I had three cracked ribs from one punt. Got a bit carried away and WG had her hands on my chest for support during some vigorous cowgirl. Didn't hurt at the time but afterwards ......

Luckily I played rugby at the time so I could easily explain it  :angelgirl:

I hope it was touch rugby. Full contact sounds like it might spell your demise.

Offline NightKid

This is going to be comedy gold, this.

To throw my hat into the ring ... a couple of sore glans after some rough cowgirl from those in bigger sizes.
Probably not an injury per se.

Offline sixtyten

@Daffodil and James999 I did play at number 15  :D

Trapped a nerve once in my shoulder. The prossie thought the strained look on my face was because I was about to cum.

Offline ianvilla

If I fuck in mish position for too long, my legs get cramp and my stomach feels tight. This could be lack exercise on my part! I've had WG's press too hard near my shoulders when giving a massage, which made my shoulders feel tight for few days.

Same here but my hips shake uncontrollably  as well, which can be a bit embarrassing!! A bit like a dog shagging your leg?
 :wacko:
« Last Edit: August 11, 2013, 02:07:41 PM by ianvilla »

I worry about a heart attack in mid flow and being carted off to Casualty without my trousers, as if in another episode on the BBC1 soap of that name.

I sometimes worry about things like that on my way to an appointment.

Suprisingly, once we get into the room and start taking our clothes off, I forget such worries! :D

Offline Lz-129

Getting over enthusiastic in the shower just before a punt last week and mashed my funny bone on the shower door,
for the life of me ill never understand why its called the funny bone cos I felt sick with pain and tingling in my fingers for 20 mins or more!

Glad I wasn't sick though cos I had just taken a fukin tablet

Offline dilettante

I once read it's actually possible to snap your cock, eg over-vigorous cowgirl and several stones of blubber shifting into the wrong position suddenly - fully recoverable from, just what do you say to the girl in A&E?

Offline Lz-129

I once read it's actually possible to snap your cock, eg over-vigorous cowgirl and several stones of blubber shifting into the wrong position suddenly - fully recoverable from, just what do you say to the girl in A&E?

You can snap your banjo...extremely painful I hear and very messy :(

Offline Rightguardright

Easy to snap the Banjo if your both standing face to face going at it.  :vomit:

Offline skipper121

Not punting related but way back in the day I had a girlfriend from Dominica in the Windward Isles in the Caribbean.  She was so bloody sexy and as horny as fuck and always ready to bang like a shit house door.  Trouble was, once she got her hands on my old fella I think it took her back to days on her grandma's farm when she had to choke chickens.  She must have marvelled at my staying power when she gave me a hand job, which she loved to do.  Trouble was I was in so much pain I could barely keep a hard on let alone cum.  Didn't have the heart (or the nerve) to tell her so suffered in silence...

Offline NightKid

Easy to snap the Banjo if your both standing face to face going at it.  :vomit:

And the girl is several dress sizes bigger than you are. Take care, HP.  :lol:

Offline dami3n

bizzare and probably unheard of but I on occasion suffer a temporary muscle cramp/strain in my left  thigh during orgasm :lol: in mish WTF? usually lasts only for the duration of the orgasm but its' painful as fook - scratch that (edit: just read jimbobwood gets this too :D but mine feels like a proper muscle pull for a few seconds and I'm quite active - 20 miles a day cycle commute - everyday)  ...just googled it and apparently it's a thing http://www.dayonepatch.com/index.php?/topic/17072-have-you-ever-pulled-a-leg-muscle-while-having-an-orgasm/

occasionally strain my lower back as i like to be in control of the thrusting and book long sessions but yesterday had a frantic 90 minute punt with mucho thrusto and conversely it sorted my painful back right out  :unknown:
« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 12:02:20 PM by dami3n »


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