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After 12 years of punting, I'm finally exploring other avenues of pervery.
I've never been to a Spa before or anything akin to one.
Rio's is a five minute walk from Kentish Town Tube, 10 from Camden Town.
The entrance is on the High Street and not discrete in the least.
£21 for single men or couples, £8 for single females.
I arrived at 0545pm on a Tuesday(Mondays - Wednesdays from 6pm are naturist nights), paid the entrance fee and was given a towel. The locker/changing room is the first room you encounter, lockers are a refundable £1 - make no mistakes it's more of a locker room than changing room, quite small, you wouldn't really want to be changing there with more than 10 other members as it would most definitely be arses in faces time.
I used the towel to cover my modesty and ventured into the unknown. The first room you come across is the TV room which is quite big and furnished with about 18 sun loungers, looked pretty cool for chilling out but nobody was there chilling yet.
Next was the bar, which serves free water and orange squash - there is no alcohol license. The barmaids/staff are very attractive EE and South American girls, they are topless but wear a sarong to cover their lower regions. It's at the bar you can get a new towel whenever you want.
Passing the bar, the next room has 2 jacuzzi next to each other on the right, one comfortably sits 8 people, the other 5. And to the left is a steam room, doorway, plunge pool(which nobody seems to use) and another steam room. In the larger jacuzzi there were 3 guys and 2 women, a mature 40ish blonde and a young brunette student with nice perky tits. In the smaller jacuzzi there were 4 guys and a very attractive size 10 young British Indian girl getting fingered and close to orgasming! Result!
Through the doorway is the mini swimming pool and an even bigger Jacuzzi - possibly seating up to 12 people. There were 3 guys and a 30ish woman in the Jacuzzi and in the pool there was a young BBW with her skinny boyfriend. I hadn't had a swim in a few years do decided to have a quick dip, the BBW smiled and warned me that it was cold - it was. Almost straight away we got into a nice little conversation as I paddled about.
After 20 minutes I decided to do some more exploring. I was a bit reluctant to get out of the pool because the cold water had shrunken my member to nothingness. Anyway, to the back of the pool is a doorway that leads to the
relaxation rooms, there's about six of them, each is big enough for about 4 people to have fun in, they are unfurnished with (gymnastic)matted floors. This then leads to the outdoor area which has a few sun loungers and is used by the smokers. Back in through the other entrance, leads to the showers, Saunas and back into the room with the 2 Jacuzzi - so basically you can walk around in a circuit.
When I finished my patrol, I counted 5 women, around about 15 men and 1 case of funny business. I was surprised to see all the women were walking around naked and not covering up at all.
There was now only one guy in the 8 person jacuzzi, so decided to get in and observe the goings on. The Jacuzzi was lovely, very warm and good stream of bubbles. I noticed 3 guys(not together) were constantly doing the circuit, opening the steam room and sauna doors to check out who was there. About 10 minutes in the Jacuzzi, I was joined by the British Indian(BI) girl and her partner, which prompted 2 other gentlemen to quickly jump in. She loved the attention, bouncing her big boobs above the bubbles. The young student and her boyfriend soon followed and the jacuzzi was now full. The Student had a thick hairy bush - just thought I'd add that. I started a conversation with the BI girl, who was very friendly, but that was soon hijacked by a Gentlemen far more attractive and with a lot more chat than I had. I was still in the conversation but slowly being phased out, I did learn that the guy she came with is just her friend and not actually her partner. The BI and her new beau soon left us. causing a stampede to follow them, I remained in the Jacuzzi and struck up a conversation with the student, she was also very friendly but I would say she was here to observe rather than take part.
Next stop was the sauna, I hadn't been in one for at least a decade. I was on my own and didn't last too long as it was just too hot. Nothing wrong with it, just not for me at that moment. I then went into the steam room where a guy was massaging the 40ish blonde thighs. The steam room was far more to the liking and the spectacle was quite interesting viewing through all the steam. Not sure whether or not I could join in, I just relaxed.
I was now parched so I went to the bar and got myself a drink and change of towel. There I met the BBW and we had another chat, again, I was taken aback but happy at the fact that she felt free to let it all hang out whilst I had a towel covering my modesty.
I did a circuit and saw the BI getting to know another guy. I then went to the reception to inquire about the massage, I had hoped that one of the topless staff would do it. I booked a massage(£32 for an hour, 22 for half), I was asked if I wanted Swedish or Thai. I went for Thai. I was deeply disappointed to see a Thai granny in tracksuit bottoms was going to do the massage and I was equally disappointed see the Mumsy Swedish specialist. The masseuse asked if I wanted soft, medium or hard? I asked for hard but she said white people don't like hard, I'll give you medium! OK then! Massage was good - could have been harder on my back but was much too hard on my thighs and upper arms, I actually had to grit my teeth through the pain. She did massage my crack and cheeks but no deeper. When I was on my back, there was some brushings of my dick and balls but there was no reaction from me as I couldn't get out of my head who was massaging me.
I was instructed to go to the steam room to relax, which I did. Another circuit, no funny business around, so I decided to go for a swim. I was on my own in the pool, I thoroughly enjoyed swimming up and down, it's the most exercise I've had in a while. 2 new young African girls then joined me and as we frolicked around, I let my hands wonder, no obstruction put up. Unfortunately, this did not go unnoticed and the pool soon became full of guys. There was almost no room to move so I got out and went to the now empty 5 person jacuzzi. A new very attractive woman in her 20s(completely shaven) with her partner joined me. It was getting on a bit, I had been there for almost 5 hours, so I decided to leave. As I was leaving 3 attractive black girls were coming in.
I had had a great evening, using the facilities, chatting to naked women and having a good massage.
I would say that the only way to enjoy this experience is to go there open minded and not expect any guaranteed personal sexual release. Yes, I did see some shenanigans and yes, if I had put myself out a little more, I may have gotten some action but then there is the chance that you'll frustrate yourself by constantly doing the circuit and no woman finds desperation attractive.
Highly recommended for relaxation, the pool, jacuzzi, saunas, steam rooms all all well maintained and if you get lucky, all the better.
I was at a loose end the night after and decided to revisit. TOTAL SAUSAGE-FEST! About 30 guys and 3 women. I still enjoyed the facilities but that's the risk you take going.
I will definitely be going again.
Sorry for the long post - I hope it is helpful to at least someone.