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External Link/Members OnlyI'd read the reviews about this pint-sized lady and for some reason I just really wanted to give her a try. Even now a few hours later I'm not sure why, maybe the novelty factor. Weird, pervy, just damned tiny, whatever was going through my brain I just had to give it a go.
Comms: All by text, very quick to arrange the meeting.
Location: Grimy studio flat just off Holloway Road. 10 min walk from the tube. Smelt of cigarettes
Price: £70, 30 mins
The girl: Reckon at least late 40's. Absolutely tiny - I'm 5'10" and she barely reached my waist. Slightly dark complexion. Short skinny legs, facially really odd - 2 lazy eyes, sadly not attractive in the slightest - her profile pictures definitely overestimate her looks.
The punt: As soon as I saw Anni I'm afraid I realised my obsession with shagging a tiny woman like her was completely misplaced. Within 2 minutes of being asked to and getting my kit off she was giving me OW with us both standing…..She then ushered me over to the bed for some more. Within a few minutes of that she applied some of her own spit to her vagina and slowly worked me in with her sitting on me. This in fact took a minute or two as she is very small downstairs and I am a bit on the thick side. Once it was in she started fake moaning and saying how good it was which I found a bit of a turn off I must admit. I did have a reasonable hard on but wasn't really enjoying this as much as I wished I was….I turned her over and did her doggy for a few mins, then lifted her easily onto the sofa for some reverse CG. By this point we had been fucking for about 15 mins and I was starting to lose my hardness - just not turned on. So I asked if she could wank me to completion with some baby oil. She readily agreed but when she started her technique was just awful - really fast, shaft only so in the end I just grabbed it off her and did the business myself. Came a minute or two later, hurriedly cleaned myself up with the offered kitchen towels (!) and a baby wipe and headed off.
I guess this being a negative may have been as much about me/my misplaced expectations as her. I believe she's pretty busy as theres plenty of folks who like to fuck a tiny woman like her. I am just not one of them… not any more.
