Sexy Jessica - Aberdeen

[Davey Dykes]

Noticed this one pop up the other day and it's a flat I've visited previously so thought I'd give it a spin as it was pissing this morning.

Started off really promising, great clear comms, get to the door and let in quickly. Jessica herself is a nice looking woman late 30's / early 40's and think she said she's from Venezaula or however you spell it rather than Columbian as stated on the profile. Nice friendly manner about her and shown to the working room so part with the cash. All good so far, right?

Well not for long. No FK on offer, okay we'll move along OWO? Not without extra cost, she muttered something I didn't quite catch that sounded like £50, aye, right you are. Getting a bit pissed off by now but she had a nice looking pierced fanny so thought I'd get on with munching on that for a while to clear myself up. Well what's the chances of this? Yup, it's off the cards.

Right fucked off now and just want out so a quick pump, dump and bail follows.


Save your cash and have a wank instead, it'll be considerably more fulfilling.

Edit, forgot to include link.

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[HARRY HOOD]

Is she based in the West End Davey?
I called her last week but couldn't get a time that worked so didn't progress it, glad now I'll def give her a miss.
Cheers for the review.

HH

[Davey Dykes]

Aye Harry, street as per profile.

[BK899]

That's a bit of a nightmare Davey, cheers for TOFTT, she would have been on my "to do" list had the punt went well.

[Macattak]

That's unfortunate davey I'm presuming that would be Venezuela the well known city in Romania?

[Davey Dykes]

I would say she is actually Latin American going on the accent and bodyshape Mac. She just happens to be a shite punt too.