Lauren - Zen Therapy, Upminster

[Mij]

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Had a free couple of hours so text them and they advised Lauren and Mariana were working today. I quite like both of them so headed over a bit later and text again when outside just to make sure someone was free....didn't mind which. Got the ok from them and headed in.

Shown to the room, pleasant temperature and lighting, music could have been better but that's just niggly!

Lauren popped in a few mins after I had undressed and got comfy on the massage table. A good, proper massage whilst lying on my front. Then after about 20 mins she asked if I wanted a special massage, and offered HE, topless, or B2B. No mention of rates at this point, but assumed it was the usual £50 for B2B, which I went for as usual. She stripped off, applied plenty of oil to herself and my back and then climbed on board for a very decent B2B. Swapped over onto my back after a few mins, and the B2B continued....lots of tit wanks, nipple play, light kissing (not FK), a bit of grinding, before changing around to a 69 position. RO and rimming on her while she played with my cock and balls, then started some A-play on her whilst licking her clit, which was great as I felt her arsehole clench around my finger with each lick in the right place.

Finished off with finger-fucking her arse and pussy whilst licking her out as she wanked me off....lovely! And the best was yet to come....

She had a quick shower, then finished off with a head and foot massage for the last 10 mins or so, then I was offered a shower. Dried off and got dressed, then got the tip out to give her and handed over £50 as usual....

.....and she handed £10 back saying they only charge £40 for B2B now! Wow! So honest....and a bloody good service to boot too. She said they all should charge that now, and if any of the other girls charge more then they shouldn't and you should tell the receptionist afterwards!

Not sure if there is a bit of a price-war going on at the mo in that area. I noticed the place on St Mary's road were offering a £10 reduction in the massage price too, £35 for an hour.....I'm not complaining!! 😀

I will be back!

Cheers,
Mij
 

[LLPunting]

Thanks Mij for the review.

For those not familiar with these ladies i.e. most of the board...  Could you give a description of both ladies' looks, notable attributes and personalities?

Cheers   

[Mij]

Lauren, Chinese, prob late 20s / early 30s...about 5ft 2", size 8...nice boobs, maybe B/C, slight bit of a tummy but not fat at all, nice pert small ass, and a full bush. Just over shoulder-length black hair.

Mariana / Marianne, Brazilian, I'd say mid 30's, again about 5ft2-3, maybe size 10-12, bigger boobs and hips. Curly brown hair I think - difficult to judge in darkened rooms. Will do BJ with cim / swallow with B2B if in right mood for £50.

Others I have seen there.....

Amy - similar to Lauren but a little older, prob mid 30s. Will do FS for £60 but take your own condoms.

Julie, Italian mid 20s, good looking. Size 8. Shoulder length dark hair. 5 ft 4 ish. Nice B2B, prostate massage, but no oral either way (yet!)

Sophie, Chinese, again similar to Lauren, bigger nipples, nut more limited service (no oral) and B2B not as 'involved'. Also limited English so comms can be a problem.

Rose, Singapore, early 20s, slim body and very pretty but horrendous massage - can't even call it a massage...just lots of prodding/ pushing with no strokes at all. Went topless but then camped out between your legs doing the HE well out of reach so you couldn't touch her....avoid!

[LLPunting]

Lauren, Chinese, prob late 20s / early 30s...about 5ft 2", size 8...nice boobs, maybe B/C, slight bit of a tummy but not fat at all, nice pert small ass, and a full bush. Just over shoulder-length black hair.

Mariana / Marianne, Brazilian, I'd say mid 30's, again about 5ft2-3, maybe size 10-12, bigger boobs and hips. Curly brown hair I think - difficult to judge in darkened rooms. Will do BJ with cim / swallow with B2B if in right mood for £50.

Others I have seen there.....

Amy - similar to Lauren but a little older, prob mid 30s. Will do FS for £60 but take your own condoms.

Julie, Italian mid 20s, good looking. Size 8. Shoulder length dark hair. 5 ft 4 ish. Nice B2B, prostate massage, but no oral either way (yet!)

Sophie, Chinese, again similar to Lauren, bigger nipples, nut more limited service (no oral) and B2B not as 'involved'. Also limited English so comms can be a problem.

Rose, Singapore, early 20s, slim body and very pretty but horrendous massage - can't even call it a massage...just lots of prodding/ pushing with no strokes at all. Went topless but then camped out between your legs doing the HE well out of reach so you couldn't touch her....avoid!

Mij, you're a champ!
If you do sex like you do reviews then your second coming must be hosing the girls to the roof!
 

[Parking]

What about the 40+ year old who gave me a shit massage and no extras offered?

[Mij]

What about the 40+ year old who gave me a shit massage and no extras offered?

What about her?! I haven't seen her so can't comment. This was a review about someone else.

[stewart99]

She had a quick shower, then finished off with a head and foot massage for the last 10 mins or so, then I was offered a shower. Dried off and got dressed, then got the tip out to give her and handed over £50 as usual....

.....and she handed £10 back saying they only charge £40 for B2B now! Wow! So honest....and a bloody good service to boot too. She said they all should charge that now, and if any of the other girls charge more then they shouldn't and you should tell the receptionist afterwards!
:

The 40 is on top of the 45 for hour?

Also how would you rate the look of Lauren and Mariane?

Thanks

[Belgarion]

Thanks for sharing mate

[Mij]

The 40 is on top of the 45 for hour?

Also how would you rate the look of Lauren and Mariane?

Thanks

Correct.

Looks are always subjective though. One man's minger is another man's milf!
That said, Lauren has a nice body and prettier than your 'average' TCM provider......Mariana has an ok face and a larger body as stated.

[Mij]

Thanks for sharing mate

No worries mate 

[stewart99]

Correct.

Looks are always subjective though. One man's minger is another man's milf!
That said, Lauren has a nice body and prettier than your 'average' TCM provider......Mariana has an ok face and a larger body as stated.

Thanks, how are Julie and Mariane with fingering in both holes?

[Jayvek77]

So to be sure. It was £90 for B2b 69 and OWO and a massage?

[Mij]

So to be sure. It was £90 for B2b 69 and OWO and a massage?

Er... no!

£85 for b2b and RO and the other stuff as mentioned in the review!
 

I do wonder why I bother....

[Mij]

Thanks, how are Julie and Mariane with fingering in both holes?

Both ok with fingers in their pussy.....pretty sure there would have been at least a finger tip in the ass too, but couldn't say for sure.  As always, YMMV.

[Oddshapeballs]

Have been here many a time - Lauren being my favourite - the best massage and always the FS I'm wanting including RO etc. She loves her arse being fingered and next visit will see if she's up for anal

Had a four handed massage with Lauren and Julie which was mind blowing and great fun afterwards

And
Went last week to have a surprise when someone was having a trial so got 2 for the price of one - again absolutely amazing, both marianne and Lilly finishing me off in such and erotic way

[Mij]

Have been here many a time - Lauren being my favourite - the best massage and always the FS I'm wanting including RO etc. She loves her arse being fingered and next visit will see if she's up for anal

Had a four handed massage with Lauren and Julie which was mind blowing and great fun afterwards

And
Went last week to have a surprise when someone was having a trial so got 2 for the price of one - again absolutely amazing, both marianne and Lilly finishing me off in such and erotic way

Nice! Out of interest , how much do you tip Lauren for FS?

Cheers,
Mij

[123Funster]

Enough lol
It varies depending how generous I'm feeling and how much I have in my wallet

[Belgarion]

Enough lol
It varies depending how generous I'm feeling and how much I have in my wallet

Give us a rough idea. Lol is not a value

[Mij]

Anyone else noticed something funny going on here?

123Funster replying to a question I asked of Oddshapeballs......both users have only posted here once in this thread...and 2 separate other threads both similarly worded asking the same info about the same prossie?!?!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=160920.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=160908.0

fishy!

[Mij]

Anyone else noticed something funny going on here?

123Funster replying to a question I asked of Oddshapeballs......both users have only posted here once in this thread...and 2 separate other threads both similarly worded asking the same info about the same prossie?!?!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=160920.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=160908.0

fishy!

Ah..looks like I'm not the only one...Admin just banned them both for duplicate accounts! :-)

[Stitch]

I spotted that as well....... Trying to drum up some business !! lol

[stewart99]

Both ok with fingers in their pussy.....pretty sure there would have been at least a finger tip in the ass too, but couldn't say for sure.  As always, YMMV.

Thanks for the info.

[Trial By Fire]

Lauren, Chinese, prob late 20s / early 30s...about 5ft 2", size 8...nice boobs, maybe B/C, slight bit of a tummy but not fat at all, nice pert small ass, and a full bush. Just over shoulder-length black hair

Bloody hell! That is a hell of a bush. Lol 

[Emilbaros]

I've seen Julie there a few weeks ago. Nice massage, nice body, very responsive nipples. She doesn't really look very into it though.
It was 50 for the b2b, which wasn't that special. She allowed touching and fingering.
Would probably go back but to see another girl.

Thanks Mij, only went there because of your reviews.

[Jayvek77]

Did she give you a happy ending for that price?

[Emilbaros]

Did she give you a happy ending for that price?

Yes, she did.

[Emilbaros]

I've seen Julie there a few weeks ago. Nice massage, nice body, very responsive nipples. She doesn't really look very into it though.
It was 50 for the b2b, which wasn't that special. She allowed touching and fingering.
Would probably go back but to see another girl.

[Jayvek77]

What about oral?

[Titti Tatti]

What does Julie look like?

[Stitch]

Nice session with Lauren today after being let down with a 'outcall' I found on Gumtree... Lesson learnt ! 
Back to Lauren, lovely girl and looks & body as mij has said above. She is also usually the girl on reception when there are more girls available.
She does a fantastic massage, at some times a little over hard but I was there to be sorted out !
Strange thing was, I felt so relaxed with her massage skills I nodded off on 3 occasions! Twice when she was working on my feet/toes and again during a head massage. Must admit that all of this was after my HE and B2B.
Usual prices £45 + £40

[Mij]

Thanks Mij, only went there because of your reviews.

No worries...that's what we're here for! 

[brownie]

just realised this place 15 minutes away from me UH OH !

i might have make some visitS

but im confused on the pricing 45 MINS B2B with owo/cim ?

[brownie]

Anyone lol

[djs1969]

Brownie its £45 for massage .
£40 for b2b ( but every girl is differen as to what they do for £40)£40 is normally b2b with he .if you want bj it costs more and cim I doubt it tbh .hope that helps

[djs1969]

Hi brownie its £45 for massage and extra £40 for b2b -every girl is different and will and wont do certain things.see mijjs earlier report .
£40 b2b is just he .bj is extra and cim I doubt it tbh.

[dieseldriver]

I've seen Sophie, Lauren, and Amy. Amy was the only one to do BJ. £60 including B2B. Lauren likes to be rimmed and pussy licked. Included in the £40 for B2B. I asked her to lay on me with pussy in my face, to which she replied 69? Of course Lauren, of course. Didn't get the BJ as expected, although judging from the noises she making with my tongue probing her holes was loving it!

[dieseldriver]

I've seen Sophie, Lauren, and Amy. Amy was the only one to do BJ. £60 including B2B. Lauren likes to be rimmed and pussy licked. Included in the £40 for B2B. I asked her to lay on me with pussy in my face, to which she replied 69? Of course Lauren, of course. Didn't get the BJ as expected, although judging from the noises she making with my tongue probing her holes was loving it!

Ooops, got it wrong. It was Sophie that likes a licking. Lauren might fuck? When I asked, she said "we will talk about it next time". All these girls have been left a review.

[brownie]

anyone know who's working today ?

[Mij]

anyone know who's working today ?

Text them...they will tell you

[Callisto]

Thanks Mij for some outstanding work - and outstanding patience, frankly  - here!  Shame Upminster's so darn far for me.

You're probably all smart enough to work it out, but for the sake of convenience here's the new website: External Link/Members Only

[brownie]

i saw lauren last week good massage with RO. i asked about OWO she said no on here does it lol   

[brownie]

anyone been back lately ?

[Titti Tatti]

Yes I seem to keep drawing Lauren. She went home for 3 weeks before Christmas but she's bAck.  She's consistently very good... but variety floats my boat.

[sparkus]

Mij and Titti Tatti, you do get about.  I feel, well, inferior.

[Davyboy25]

Saw Laura recently again. Really very good as same prices as others.  Not sure if FS or BJ is on the agenda, was asked if I had condoms on me. I didn't and was advised let's discuss next time.  Think this is a ploy to keep you coming back.

Anyone had any joy on either FS or BJ?

[Titti Tatti]

Mij and Titti Tatti, you do get about.  I feel, well, inferior.

Pot....black!  You're having a laugh.You are the Master.

I still need to try The Indian place on Goswell rd, Baker st Station, a Soho joint not called Fantasia and 66 Middlesex st before I can stop considering myself a novice.

I love London

[sparkus]

Pot....black!  You're having a laugh.You are the Master.

I still need to try The Indian place on Goswell rd, Baker st Station, a Soho joint not called Fantasia and 66 Middlesex st before I can stop considering myself a novice.

I love London

But not the undisputed master as you two have achieved a bigger geographical spread and I first discovered some joints via you.

[sparkus]

They now have a sister shop in Leytonstone, I met Lauren there.  Sadly couldn't stay, just a recce (no ATM anywhere near FFS) but she confirmed it's same outfit as Zen.  So at least we know their roster.

[Mij]

Cool...thanks for the info!   

Must remember to stock up on cash first though! 

Mij

[dieseldriver]

There's a lot more recent reviews on Zen in the East England section. I've seen Lauren twice. Just before Christmas and again last week. The visit before Christmas wouldn't do OWO. When I asked for a fuck, she said we will talk about it next time.
However, still didn't get the fuck. Brought my condoms for nothing.

But she did like a pussy licking. When I suggested 69, she said painful to spread legs but didn't go into reasons why? So she lay on the table with me licking it on top. And oh my, did she like it..... She had an orgasm. She said Chinese men don't do that, so likes it when a customer does.  Finished me off with an oily wank.

Reading previous reviews where she likes a finger up the arse, perhaps too many fingers that day? So painful to spread her legs? If I knew about finger up the arse, I'd have tried. Although she did like it gentle in the pussy. Will have to get a Thursday free to Amy. I did see Marianann also before Christmas. Bloody good B2B and wank. Finishing off showering together. When I asked for OWO she said not doing it anymore cos doctor told her risking her health.

Debatable if Zen should be in the London Or East England sections?