Found this girl on vivastreet. Can't find the profile anymore but if it returns I'll post the link. Across the road from the co op on blackfen road
Before I start I must clarify that most of you would see this as a negative and most of it was. She had an amazing body so I didn't leave feeling shit hence the neutral.
£80 1 hour. Being vivastreet I was expecting a bait and switch and that's what I got. A chubby looking Romanian was shouting at me out the window as I couldn't find the place but the door was opened by an absolute fitty. Must have been about 5 foot, size 6 or 8 max. Looked late 20s to early thirties and face wasn't great but not an absolute pig.
She took me upstairs and I stood in the living room for a moment while they both spoke in whatever language and the fat ugly one told me to go to the bedroom. In I went and was hoping to god for the little one but in walked the fatty. I was about to cry but she said that the other will be in in a minute.
The tiny girl walked in and started singing and dancing and all this crap. Told me that she was from Turkey. The profile said that she speaks English Spanish and Italian. I'm pretty damn sure she was Romanian and she spoke very little english.
Stripped off and she lay on top of me and I lay there groping her arse. Fucking lovely little bum. She leant forward a bit, into penetration position as if she was going to fuck me and stayed there, waiting for me. After about 20 seconds she said "Condom?" To which I approved most eagerly. Sure she was going to allow bareback like she just didn't care. I care! Was tempted a little bit though
She gave me crap OW then jumped on top for some cowgirl. I had my hands all over her body, was amazing. Pushed her off and changed to mish, at which point she dug a tissue into her fanny to scrape some crap out. Wasn't very sexy. Then the fanny smell became a bit apparent. Fucked in missionary then span her over for doggy.
Couldn't avoid the unpleasant smell any more but carried on as her body was just so unbelievable. Saw her playing with her phone and snuck a peak. She was texting of course. A few moments later i peaked again and she was staring at a photo of a child, guessing her son, while I fucked the soul out of her.
Had to call it there to be honest. Just seemed a bit wrong. Told her to wank me though, which she did and I came on her hands while holding her nice sized boob.
Pros - such a hot body. Short, probably c cup tits, size 6 body I think, that gypsieish tan. Fuck
Cheap
Neutrals - not a stunner facially, looks like she's had a tough life.
Cons - probable barebacker, stinky fanny
Last thing to note, as I was getting dressed I heard a voice in the living room. Not unusual but as I went to leave he was still there. A twenty something chav asking for "a lighta". I said my greetings and he was lead straight into the same room by the heffer. This was half an hour into my 1 hour booking
The hotty took me to the door. Did she shower before the next guy, probably not
Why a neutral? I'm a propper perv for hot skinny girls. I'm like an animal sometimes and she was just too perfect body wise. If she had a different body would have been a negative