You best get her podged
At those bloated rates sporting boy tits?
Not only is she sneaky (on here) and expensive, she wants another 20 quid for the privilege of sucking my uncovered lancastrian pecker... that makes 160 quid for an hour with miss anadin.
Every bloody thing else is an extra too
The pudding club saps can have this one back
put us all straight.
Well, it'd be refreshing... you could almost say it'd be a TOFTT