Shithole parlours

[Georgedaviesok]

Could have probably had put a better heading but I've recently read a few reviews and some comments prompted me to write this. Most punters moan about the rooms/accomadation they visit and one guy recently put 'i'm too old to fuck in a shithole' and I could not agree more. Over the years I have Fucked in some right dives but as I get older I find the setting can really heighten or dull the mood somewhat.

I recently visited Prestons Whitehouse again to see the lovely Katrina who I recently did a positive report on. But the room at the top of the stairs on the right is beyond belief. The bed is totally knackered, mattress lumpy, bedding dirty, wallpaper hanging off or missing, carpet rank, door doesn't close properly and Windows dirty. The rest of the place isn't much better but at least the four poster room is passable. Whitehouse, like all lancs massage parlours is busy, why can't they or won't they spend a few quid refurbing their main working areas. Even Katrina commented how Shit it is.

Didn't use to bother me but in future I would refuse to use that room. What's your worst place you have visited?

[lewisjones23]

very start of my punting

brass house off the dock road in Liverpool, Oil street - right next to a gypo camp

long since closed

worst since is La Maison - parlour wise only laziness and tight fisted owners result in shite conditions

hotel wise i had a booking in Manchester, for the life of me i cant remember the name of the hotel but if the agency try and send me there again i'll be cancelling the meeting * edit - its on Portland Street, big hotel popular with WG's , absolute dump *

[Mi-Go]

Once visited Natalie's massage parlour in Blackpool.  Generally a dump, plus freezing cold room and session took place on a small massage bed.  For the record, the service was crap as well.

This pretty much sums up all the non-Thai parlours in Blackpool.

[goldwing1]

In the Oldham area
Chantelle`s ex Chloe`s
Silks
Lady Jane

They are all dumps, the girls aren`t much better.

Best place is this, well posh £90 an hour

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[blackburnian]

I recently visited Prestons Whitehouse again to see the lovely Katrina who I recently did a positive report on. But the room at the top of the stairs on the right is beyond belief. The bed is totally knackered, mattress lumpy, bedding dirty, wallpaper hanging off or missing, carpet rank, door doesn't close properly and Windows dirty. The rest of the place isn't much better but at least the four poster room is passable. Whitehouse, like all lancs massage parlours is busy, why can't they or won't they spend a few quid refurbing their main working areas. Even Katrina commented how Shit it is.

None of Lancs massage's places are anywhere near decent  - except for the "new" relocated Raffles in Blackburn ( and I'm sure they won't keep the place looking nice for long) FFS they even reused the old 4 poster bed from the original place with the posts hacksawed off - it must be 15 years old !

Problem is they have little competition - certainly in terms of other parlours - VIP is the only real competition in Preston and there's the wonderful shit tip that is Exclusive in Blackburn !  Indies in Blackburn are almost non existent but numbers seem to be improving in Preston .

Lancs massage have a shocking website too - that said Exclusive don't even have one ! - in any other industry they'd both be long gone BUT with little competition and a relatively captive local market they obviously get sufficient punters through the door to not bother spending to improve facilities etc

Bb

[Kriss]

I was just thinking today that it would be a good idea to have a parlours section on UKP. Give points or stars for decor, comfort, clenliness whatever. Just a thought. 

[blackburnian]

I was just thinking today that it would be a good idea to have a parlours section on UKP. Give points or stars for decor, comfort, clenliness whatever. Just a thought. 

Can't see the boss having a problem with us starting a thread on it - bit like the verification pics thread - if punters regularly contribute it would always be near the top ?

Bb

[The Bandit 5342]

Yep - agree with that Oldham summary

BUT

at Silks I rather like Maria - but only her

and if you see Chantelles actually open I would be surprised to hear...

But Lucy and Carla floated my boat when the door was open.
 

[Trenchrat1418]

The office in Ellesmere Port by Westminster bridge

Concrete bed, very small reception so you see the girls as you go in

The only girl worth visiting was Samantha in my own opinion

[goldwing1]

Yep - agree with that Oldham summary

BUT

at Silks I rather like Maria - but only her

and if you see Chantelles actually open I would be surprised to hear...

But Lucy and Carla floated my boat when the door was open.

I called Chantelles earlier on this year, enquired about a threesome, no problem.
Got there, one girl was already busy, said i`d wait.
The other girl was there,,,,, and well pissed, struggled to walk in a straight line,  the receptionist knew it as well, so I just walked and went to the Georgian

[Blackpool Rock]

None of Lancs massage's places are anywhere near decent  - except for the "new" relocated Raffles in Blackburn ( and I'm sure they won't keep the place looking nice for long) FFS they even reused the old 4 poster bed from the original place with the posts hacksawed off - it must be 15 years old !

Problem is they have little competition - certainly in terms of other parlours - VIP is the only real competition in Preston and there's the wonderful shit tip that is Exclusive in Blackburn !  Indies in Blackburn are almost non existent but numbers seem to be improving in Preston .

Lancs massage have a shocking website too - that said Exclusive don't even have one ! - in any other industry they'd both be long gone BUT with little competition and a relatively captive local market they obviously get sufficient punters through the door to not bother spending to improve facilities etc

Bb

Never been to any of the Lancs massage group partly as their website is so shit, as I recall there isn't a rota of girl listed and I can't be arsed phoning on the off chance the girl I want to see is actually there that day.
As you say VIP seems OK

[pvcman]

Curves Unlimited near Watford. Come stain on the bedspread and whilst the WG stashed away the cash I was left to read a porn mag which had some of the pages stuck together!

[Pea sea]

Just had my 1st ever visit to Baileys in Rochdale. Total shit hole. One room had a shower, the only light in the room was a bedside light in the corner. Major refit needed.

[Treehouse]

The office in Ellesmere Port by Westminster bridge

Concrete bed, very small reception so you see the girls as you go in

The only girl worth visiting was Samantha in my own opinion

Scarlets in widnes is worse.

Place looks like  a crack den.

[Edward Trotter]

I think it's closed now but Darlings4U in Prestwich was one total shithole. Not sure I've been anywhere else quite as bad.

[goldwing1]

Just had my 1st ever visit to Baileys in Rochdale. Total shit hole. One room had a shower, the only light in the room was a bedside light in the corner. Major refit needed.

It`s near me and the look of the place has put me off from going.
On a side note, have you seen this work in progress profile, looks well fit
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[scutty brown]

Scarlets in widnes is worse.

Place looks like  a crack den.

Begs a question.......how many actually are used as crack dens?
Or more accurately, how many tolerate or even encourage the girls to take drugs?
The parlour on Blackpool's Central Drive is one - the girls there are barebacking ex street junkies.
Any others?

[Die_Yuppie_Scum]

It`s near me and the look of the place has put me off from going.
On a side note, have you seen this work in progress profile, looks well fit
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Fake picture. Diamond Dollz were using the same picture to advertise 1 of their girls.

[wilburs horse]

How about arabesque?         

[scutty brown]

How about arabesque?         

if you believe whats written on another forum, Arabesque would appear to be in a hell of its own

[Kriss]

if you believe whats written on another forum, Arabesque would appear to be in a hell of its own

Personally speaking, I would not believe any negative stuff I read in "another forum". I once had a half decent punt at Arabesque Bolton. It wasn't a palace, but it wasn't a shit hole either. 

[Georgedaviesok]

Begs a question.......how many actually are used as crack dens?
Or more accurately, how many tolerate or even encourage the girls to take drugs?
The parlour on Blackpool's Central Drive is one - the girls there are barebacking ex street junkies.
Any others?

I think this clan of women (witches) has moved. I put a post on here a couple of weeks ago asking who nikita38 was and it turned out she was working from that place so I never went but since then my phone (luckily a punting phone ) has had four to five other numbers text me offering me services from the likes of tittylicious and some other girls all linked to the same place/pimp/girl. They all start with 'if nikita let's you down I am free' and its all girls from the same worded ads on AW. However they all claim to be no longer working there (central drive) with one girl offering me a quickie in her mates kitchen. It got that bad that I actually changed simm card as my phone is old and won't block numbers and I was getting 4-5 different texts a night constantly.

A lot of board users on here and other forums are forever putting warnings about these girls and no one says they would go but in private conversations I have had many guys have visited especially when it was in church street before it was closed down. My thoughts are that even though blackpool is bleak it's only twenty minutes to preston even though it's not lots better but at least there's a little more choice

[scutty brown]

I think this clan of women (witches) has moved. I put a post on here a couple of weeks ago asking who nikita38 was and it turned out she was working from that place so I never went but since then my phone (luckily a punting phone ) has had four to five other numbers text me offering me services from the likes of tittylicious and some other girls all linked to the same place/pimp/girl. They all start with 'if nikita let's you down I am free' and its all girls from the same worded ads on AW. However they all claim to be no longer working there (central drive) with one girl offering me a quickie in her mates kitchen. It got that bad that I actually changed simm card as my phone is old and won't block numbers and I was getting 4-5 different texts a night constantly.

A lot of board users on here and other forums are forever putting warnings about these girls and no one says they would go but in private conversations I have had many guys have visited especially when it was in church street before it was closed down. My thoughts are that even though blackpool is bleak it's only twenty minutes to preston even though it's not lots better but at least there's a little more choice

Interesting........after the police shut down Church St he had the girls working from various borrowed flats until he got the Central Drive place up and running again. Maybe the same has happened

[lancslancs]

Popped into Whitehouse on the off chance at lunch today. Not been for over 12 months. This time things were pretty dire. The hole place stank heavily of cigarettes. I walked. Think I need to wash all my clothes after just standing in the place for 5 minutes. Shame.

[Dickled]

A few years ago I went to a place on Oldham Road in Manchester called Belle Air, which was shabby beyond belief. An English girl I saw there in the day told me on the night shift they could sometimes have up to 25 girls working, mostly Eastern European, and very hostile to any English girls working the same shifts. I believe the same owner also had Shangri La on Ashton Old Road, which was equally awful. I understand he was eventually sent to prison.
Shangri La became Infinity under new owners and is an infinitely more luxurious parlour than Shangri La ever was.

[Kriss]

I punted many a time at Belle Air on Oldham Road opposite the Royal Mail and Wing Yips. The first few times it was great and quite clean, but over the years it got dingier and more squalid. I don't remember any EE girls there and neither do I remember there being more than 3 girls on at any one time. The last time I punter there was about 10 or 12 years ago. There were 2 girls on - a small English girl and a big Portuguese one - I chose the little one. She told me that she worked at a few other places, putting in a morning shift at one place, an afternoon at Belle Air, and an evening shift somewhere else. As I recall, all the girls I punted with there were either English or Scottish and most of them were young and good VFM fucks.

Thinking about it, I'm sure that the prices were around the 40 quid mark for a "no rush policy" full service which compares with today's prices at places like Cherrys etc.

[Laid_back_bloke]

WG who rent a hotel rooms. And EE’s are the worst for this in my own experience.

I’ve been to a few in the past that left a lot to be desired. Worst one actually had brown marks on the sheets. Half eaten takeaway boxes all overthe room.

Even in the better ones, if there working a week. Highly unlikely that they'll have fresh towels for every punter, & sheets won’t get changed more than once, even if there a whole week. Does make you wonder what’s on the fabric under your bare arse. 😜

[parker]

How about arabesque?         

i have to agree on that one, also 1st class in sheffield, and fantasia too

[notmisterspock]

The ones in the Cookson Street area of Blackpool all look like shitholes, and that's just from the outside; it's the kind of RLD which would look perfectly at home in pre-reunification East Germany, Soviet Russia, or a demilitarised zone. Made the mistake of walking that way recently (just after lunch), and got propositioned by some remarkably normal-looking girls with EE accents and a general fug of cheap perfume and stale tobacco hanging around them.

I actually walked out on a punt earlier in the year (not long after the story broke about the underage girl working nearby at Natalie's) when a WG who assured me she had a discreet, private flat was actually at Peaches, which looks similarly awful from the outside... I had my suspicions, but all I lost was the bus fare. Blocked her mobile and just fucked it off.

[Kriss]

Perhaps the punting life is a rich tapestry that swings from some amazingly delicious experiences with fit young babes to shagging some skanky old hag on a rickety bed with your socks on (to avoid verrucas). 

[notmisterspock]

Perhaps the punting life is a rich tapestry that swings from some amazingly delicious experiences with fit young babes to shagging some skanky old hag on a rickety bed with your socks on (to avoid verrucas). 

Socks!? Based on the outside of some of these places, I'd want more than socks. Like a fucking hazmat suit... and an emergency biohazard decontamination suite for the post-podge shower

[Kriss]

Socks!? Based on the outside of some of these places, I'd want more than socks. Like a fucking hazmat suit... and an emergency biohazard decontamination suite for the post-podge shower

I think I would be avoiding them in that case, but I've certainly kept my socks on at Bell Aire towards the end of its decline.