The totally dire state of the availability of good talent in Brum continues, so I have been on the lookout for touring girls.
I came across Chelsea:
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External Link/Members OnlyAlthough I don't normally go for this porn star look, this price tag and she is a size 10 which is at the limit of my physical requirements, however, she has some favourable reviews on UKP, a comprehensive likes list, so what with the poor state of affairs in Brum I thought why not.....
Comms: AW email and text, no response for several hours, I have more or less given up then I get a response confirming availability, some more correspondence confirming services (all inclusive except A levels) and clothing requests, all good so I book up.
Venue: Serviced apartments, same block as I have recently seen Vicky in, 5 mins from Broad Street, nice and modern, good facilities.
The meet: Arrive on time and text, quick reply to say she will be ready in a few minutes.......... 15 minutes later..... I get the apartment details and door code, whilst I am realist this is stretching my patience.
Knock on the magic door, let in and yes it is her, but....
She is not wearing what I had asked her and that she had agreed to, she is also a lot, lot darker than her pictures, with a thick mane of black Negro-esque hair. Now I realise that she clearly states she is mixed race, but those pictures clearly show a woman who is light skinned, quite honestly she was so dark of skin she looked almost Caribbean. I am trying to choose my words carefully here as I don't won't to cause offence, but I do not punt women of colour, this is purely a personal preference and nothing racist.
Facially she is very pleasant, with BIG eyelashes, she is also wearing a fishnet outfit which shows her ample enhanced bosom, shapely booty and, as she is not wearing any pants I can clearly see her pussy......... little head overrules big head and I proceed into the bedroom.
She declares that I had not told her what to wear so "am I happy with what she has on" I politely tell her I had made a clothing request, she apologises, asks what it is and then starts rifling down her suitcase to find the appropriate items.
She seems almost oblivious to the fact that I am standing there, now 20 mins late whilst she is doing this, so I suggest I go and have a shower while she gets ready, she asks for the money, which I have already left on the table and I toddle off to the shower. She brings me a towel and then leaves me to it.
After a slow shower (to allow her time to get ready) I re-enter the bedroom..... she still isn't wearing anything like what I had asked for, and is just putting her heels on, I have now been there nearly 15 mins
We embrace and kiss, the kissing is a little strange, it is open mouthed and with tongues, however it me doing most of the work. She starts to grope for mini ming and I raise up her skirt, she doesn't have any pants on (I had requested a specific kind) so I start probing her ass crack and pussy, the pussy is still slippery from the previous customer so I lightly probe with a finger, she lowers herself down and commences OWO........ I was hoping this would be a highlight, but despite her assertions of providing a PSE, it is just about acceptable, fairly good technique, with spit, and the occasional deep thrust, unfortunately all to infrequent for my liking.
She pushes me to the bed, raises my legs up and I am thinking woohoo, rimming time, her rimming is crap, very light, no depth, just the occasional flick.
Anyway, I am actually getting annoyed writing this so I shall just sum up, we do 69, not great, allows a little fingering, flicks her ass when I go past the first joint on my finger, the owo is waaaay off deepthroat, I ask to put her head over the bed, to try and encourage a bit more rimming, no, she moves her head, she checks her phone a few times when we change positions (passion killer, what little passion there was).
During mish she is pulling strange faces..... I think she was trying to look erotic FAIL, just looked weird, eventually ask for facial finish, am only allowed to come on the side of her face.
I paid £160 for 1hr, this is top dollar prices, I was expecting an experienced enthusiastic whore, I got a barely interested, past it, wannabe pornstar.
Positives: She was friendly and very chatty
Negatives: too chatty, ill prepared, overcharging, can't suck cock, disinterested, late, strange faces, misleading pictures, checking phone during punt.
To my mind she is charging 50% more than she should, this was an £80 service I might expect from a Romanian.
Ming
