Ok, so this may not be exactly useful and you'll all say serves you right but........
I'm always on the lookout for a good Asian woman and they aren't exactly queuing up to be reviewed in Sheffield. I should have known better but I looked on VivaStreet and found a decent looking set of photos. Gave her a call and spoke to someone with very good English, slightly accented in a sexy way which spurred me on.
Decided to give it a go and ended up in the city centre, waiting to be let into one of the big apartment blocks at the end of Division Street. All communications via text, after the initial phone call, with an unusually long delay, which should have alerted me to the likelihood that the person at the other end was probably manning about 20 phones at once. Eventually made my way up to the flat, after several exhortations to 'not be seen waiting at the door'.
Let in by a slightly overweight Thai, who spoke poor English. Should have walked at that point but tried to make a show of her not being the girl in the photo. However, rather stupidly, when I showed her a profile picture it looked remarkably like her, except she'd put on about 2 stone. Decided to proceed - why is it that it's harder to walk away when a bit of tit is on show? To be fair, she wasn't bad looking, but wasn't what I was after either.
Thought I might as well have a blow job (what's the worse that can happen, right?). She then gave me the most bizarre owo I've ever had. There was a Japanese woman who I can't remember the name of, but who operated out of a flat near West Bar - Ayako or something. She used to alternate between putting hot and cold water in her mouth whilst sucking you off. Made for a slightly unusual but nice BJ. Anyway, this Thai has obviously not read the manual because she spent the whole time giving me a BJ sipping mouthfuls of water. In fact she went through a whole cup full, her technique was to sip water, slip Mr JT into her mouth, slide him up and down 4 times, spit out the water into the bin and repeat. I had about 5 mins of this and decided it was too surreal to be true and gave her a quick go in missionary.
Total waste of money. What made it worse was as I walked out the door, she told me that her very pretty friend was working the next day!
Anyway, apologies - I can't post a link as the profile has disappeared, but there are at least 2 other 'sexy oriental' ads which fit the bill so beware
The frustration is that I have had 1 excellent and genuine Chinese student off Vivastreet (profile long gone) and this has managed to convince me that there might be more
