Skim reading AdultWork profiles Instant rejection triggers...

[Ali Katt]

What's that mean when it's at home ?

I think he means 420 friendly.

[Blackpool Rock]

any profile with 'HOT' in the name, eg AileenHot, always rom and if you did go see them they would be stone fuckin cold

Also any name with "Lady" or "Princess" in it

OK so I agree with most of the comments on here so no point in stating them again but a particular reject for me is if they have a long list and in many cases even separate tabs entitles "Do's & Don't" or "My Rules" 
I'm punting a girl for a good time not to feel like i'm back at school or going to work 
If I wanted to be bossed about and have a crap shag then i'd marry some stroppy bitch now fuck off 

[Ali Katt]

any profile with 'HOT' in the name, eg AileenHot, always rom and if you did go see them they would be stone fuckin cold

This group did the rounds in Yorkshire as well. There was a Chinese bait and switch with Sweety in the names as well.

[goldwing1]

Hello, I am new in town
I give you good time
Kiss kiss

[bigmanbigman]

420

[cueball]

What's that mean when it's at home ?

Sorry, I typo missed the zero off 

External Link/Members Only

[Plan R]

Assuming she's good looking and I'm after GFE, then if Face sitting is not listed (neither is receiving oral) - that's a show stopper for me.
If she's good looking then I wanna be tasting that rat at some point   

[hullad]

Bareback that is an instant ' next '

Further charges for 'Extra's' and the using of the phrase  'extra treats ' will get me moving to the next lady very swiftly.

[cueball]

Another one that just popped in my head.... calling money tributes.... wtf is that about 

[oldrunter]

BB.
Overpriced.
Long or bullshit profiles.
Outcalls.
Poor or no free pics.
No phone number.
Location.


Probably in that order.

[bundmar]

Romanian

[Horizontal pleasures]

Asks for a payment before a meet.

[Home Alone]

"Elite" & "Courtesan"

+1. Specially 'Courtesan'! 

[Ali Katt]

Pictures of creampies.

[Home Alone]

And mentioning that she's educated "to degree level".

Only snag is that it's almost certainly not in the same subject as mine!!

[Ali Katt]

And mentioning that she's educated "to degree level".

Only snag is that it's almost certainly not in the same subject as mine!!

Gender Studies?

[Horizontal pleasures]

When the profile name in bold type and the name in the text of the profile are different.

[Robbiebucks]

Deluded bints looking for "cash pigs" or offering financial domination - take me shopping etc! Fuck off !

 

[bukowski]

Dark photos
stupid unsexy poses
crap shitty rooms in background
Moronic 'sexy' faces
Bad clothes (I HATE THAT)
Shitty bleached crappy stiff fucked up hair

I rarely read anything other than location, price and UKP reviews
so the text doesn't bother me

I like the pics
I read the reviews

No reviews, no point

[Chorley]

Deluded bints looking for "cash pigs" or offering financial domination - take me shopping etc! Fuck off !

 

Absolutely this. Complete and utter bollocks! 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Deluded bints looking for "cash pigs" or offering financial domination - take me shopping etc! Fuck off !

I agree
DEFINITE NO NO

[Ali Katt]

Pictures of nights out, usually with a guy looking down the girl's top.

[joe diddley]

Another one that just popped in my head.... calling money tributes.... wtf is that about 

'Donations' falls into that category.