Why would anyone do a 5 year old review
You sound more and more like golfnut every day.

I'm shocked, shocked I say

Could fry be golfies ventriloquist dummy.... could fry be mounted on the end of the golf ones arm

It's a scandal, it's a shocker, it's a big deal..... it's possible

Prove the suspicions wrong fry, post a screen shot saying bottle of beer, bottle of beer... That's the only way to prove your innocence

And if fry is mounted rectally on the golf nuts.... where does that leave the rest of the school of fish... it's a quandry, it's baffling, it's great fun too
