Russian girl at Acurelax Birmingham

[Beamer]

New member - go easy!

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Comms were by phone ok, but a bit difficult to understand.
Chose Russian girl when I arrived instead of Chinese for a change. Think she was called something like Saw?

She was blond, probably size 12. A little on the heavy side but good boobs.
Very friendly in the room. English was a bit iffy but had worse conversations. Room was quite small but a strong massage table. Only problem was that one side was against a wall.

Massage was quite good. I asked for a relaxing massage and she was quite happy to go with that. Did not stop my wandering hands and giggled when I slipped a hand inside her leggings. Lots of nice accidental touches and massaging of inside thighs.
Agreed BTB for £40. Boobs were even better and nice clean skin. Not fully shaven and she enjoyed being handled.

The HJ was very good. Not rushed and I played with her until the inevitable.
Shower was not working but she cleaned me up with loads of wet wipes.
Asked her if more was on offer next time and how much. She said no sex but I am not sure.
Will return when I am next in the area.

[Barney31]

Thanks for the review Beamer and its good to see that there is an alternative to the same old same old oriental ladies. Will have to give this place a visit when I'm next up that way

[Littlefoot]

Thanks for the review Beamer. I was in the place a couple of weeks back. Never saw this Russian lady. Only one 40 ish Chinese woman there when I went.  Always interested in a change from the usual orientals. So the mention of this Russian does interest me somewhat!

[Dilitante]

Was she naked for the b2b

[Punterperson1971]

Was she naked for the b2b

You registered today and this is your first question for an old post that’s over 6 months old

[Beamer]

Was she naked for the b2b

No she kept all her clothes on - plonker  bumping an old post

[mr.bluesky]

No she kept all her clothes on - plonker  bumping an old post

You said in your report she had nice clean skin and not fully shaven perhaps he thought you had x ray vision 

[Littlefoot]

You said in your report she had nice clean skin and not fully shaven perhaps he thought you had x ray vision 

Perhaps he thought Beamer was referring to the lack of hair on her chinny chin chin! 

[Beamer]

You said in your report she had nice clean skin and not fully shaven perhaps he thought you had x ray vision 

 

[Punterperson1971]

There’s been a spate of 1 post people lately asking stupid questions and no reviews from them.

[fredhiggins]

Thanks for the review Beamer. I was in the place a couple of weeks back. Never saw this Russian lady. Only one 40 ish Chinese woman there when I went.  Always interested in a change from the usual orientals. So the mention of this Russian does interest me somewhat!

Still want to get close to Russian? It might not be talc she uses.

[mr.bluesky]

Still want to get close to Russian? It might not be talc she uses.

    

[nightrider.1234]

Tbh I kind of wanted to visit this place, but I thought the place might be legit but after reading this post, I might consider visiting this place.  Thanks for the review Beamer 

[Stapler]

She is probabably Lithuanian or Latvian - not Russian.

[Beamer]

She is probabably Lithuanian or Latvian - not Russian.

I have been to various Russian cities - she knew a lot about Moscow and  area's i had visited, but clearly you must know better!

[Stapler]

I have been to various Russian cities - she knew a lot about Moscow and  area's i had visited, but clearly you must know better!

Stalker alert!

[Bhammale39]

She is probabably Lithuanian or Latvian - not Russian.

She is indeed Latvian as per my review, well that’s what she told me!

[Beamer]

She is indeed Latvian as per my review, well that’s what she told me!

...and she told me Russian but who cares.

[r1965h]

Latvia was previously part of Russia.

[Beamer]

Perhaps she is one of Putin's regime?

[Bhammale39]

Perhaps she is one of Putin's regime?

Gives a good wank I know that ;-)

[Stapler]

She is probabably Lithuanian or Latvian - not Russian.

I have been to various Russian cities - she knew a lot about Moscow and  area's i had visited, but clearly you must know better!

She is indeed Latvian as per my review, well that’s what she told me!

 

[Beamer]

Gives a good wank I know that ;-)

Agreed 

[Stapler]

Gives a good wank I know that ;-)

For a Latvian! 

[Beamer]

For a Latvian! 

UKP  is a brilliant information site for punters and doesn't need stupid  comments that belittle the forum.
Stapler you clearly have problems.
Probably best to simply ignore your wind ups? Who knows, you might even positively contribute.
Admin Note:
Despite the mistaken belief of some, this member may act like a moderator but they are NOT A MODERATOR.

[Stapler]

You said she was Russian!

[Beamer]

You said she was Russian!

Unless you have seen her passport you don't know that she isn't. Frankly I couldn't give a fuck where she comes from.
This is another example of your juvenile behaviour.
But enjoy yourself

[bunny84]

stapler  is a strange guy .  when i first joined I thought he was a moderator.  his got 3.5k comments and 5 reviews .He often belittles people who have just joined ,he tried it with me when I first  started and he still follows me about posting negative  comments .

[Stapler]

stapler  is a strange guy .  when i first joined I thought he was a moderator.  his got 3.5k comments and 5 reviews .He often belittles people who have just joined ,he tried it with me when I first  started and he still follows me about posting negative  comments .

Breaking news : Libra has closed! 

[Littlefoot]

stapler  is a strange guy .  when i first joined I thought he was a moderator.  his got 3.5k comments and 5 reviews .He often belittles people who have just joined ,he tried it with me when I first  started and he still follows me about posting negative  comments .

What's this the stapler show? Can we get back to talking about fannys please!

[bunny84]

I posted abour libras  several  times . not mentioned it once in about 2 years and you are still going on about it

old news

[Stapler]

Unless you have seen her passport you don't know that she isn't. Frankly I couldn't give a fuck where she comes from.
This is another example of your juvenile behaviour.
But enjoy yourself

But you have been all over Russia! 

I have been to various Russian cities - she knew a lot about Moscow and  area's i had visited, but clearly you must know better!

[bunny84]

What's this the stapler show? Can we get back to talking about fannys please!

unfortunately  i think he likes the attention . I will be ignoring  him from now on

[Beamer]

What's this the stapler show? Can we get back to talking about fannys please!

Agreed
But he wouldn't know what to do with one.
I have decided to just ignore the plonker in the hope common sense prevails

[Beamer]

unfortunately  i think he likes the attention . I will be ignoring  him from now on

Well said.

[Stapler]

Well said.

Your comment reminds me of frenchy4012.
 A banned member. Mmmm?

[Stapler]

Well said.

How or why would a new member who joined on Sept 5th know how to report a post two days later?
Surely a new member would familiarise himself with the forum first!
They wouldn't go straight to the report section.
Time will tell!