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Author Topic: How much should you pay for a Happy Ending in Central London?  (Read 130396 times)

Offline El Jefe

Any recommendations for full body to body?

I have seen this woman.

https://www.adultwork.com/2107052 or https://www.adultwork.com/suzymassage

https://www.adultwork.com/1420389 or https://www.adultwork.com/Suzy%2DMassage

She is exactly as her photos - 38 years old!

Fantastic tits & great big arse.

Not body to body but a nude massage, with happy ending and light touching of pussy and tits.

Great variety of techniques to her Happy Ending, including between her greased-up bicep and forearm.

I had a good time and would possibly return but sillily, even though she was naked, it lacked the naughty will they/won't they offer of HE!  Silly, because I've never NOT been offered and it's now going to 30+ massages in London alone.

I wish she did full service, she has a gorgeous body in the 3rd picture on the second profile.


3 review(s) found for suzymassage linked to in above post (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)
5 review(s) found for Suzy-Massage linked to in above post (2 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline waxman

That sounds great.

The most I have been offered, aside from HE, is topless and touch.

I took one bird up on the touching, as it was only 10 quid.  Problem was, she was wearing these ultra thick tights.  A complete waste of time.
Sadly she no longer works there or anywhere else. She was a utter head turner & looked after herself. Fully shaven, got real wet & a good kisser that got me really turned on.

Offline chacka

Hi LL,

I somehow didn't manage to send you a PM to get some recommendations from you ;-)

would you be so kind and send me a PM? I am on business travel and located in the bayswater rd.

MANY THANKS!
Chacka

Offline LL

Hi LL,

I somehow didn't manage to send you a PM to get some recommendations from you ;-)

would you be so kind and send me a PM? I am on business travel and located in the bayswater rd.

MANY THANKS!
Chacka
I won't be able to send you a PM either as your account will not accept PMs until you have a few posts under your belt. 
Here's my recommendation for a masseuse in your area...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25722.0

Come back and tell us all about it please.  Earn yourself some credibility for the next time you need our advice. :drinks:

Online fredpunter

I won't be able to send you a PM either as your account will not accept PMs until you have a few posts under your belt. 
Here's my recommendation for a masseuse in your area...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25722.0

Come back and tell us all about it please.  Earn yourself some credibility for the next time you need our advice. :drinks:

She looks very fine, wish I had spotted your review earlier.

Offline wringer

After many years of using flats and walk-ups I have in the last couple of years started to use the Chinese therapy places a lot more. I second the advice to always make sure who is the girl you'll be seeing. After some mixed experiences I've become quite settled on one place in Soho due to a girl of 30-ish who's probably the most attractive Chinese girl I've seen at any of these places. She's often dressed very sexily in short tight dresses and spike heels and is great with her hands. I usually pay £30 for the session plus £20 for HE and usually some extra for other stuff e.g. she does a partial strip for me.


I've become quite settled on one place in Soho due to a girl of 30-ish who's probably the most attractive Chinese girl I've seen at any of these places. She's often dressed very sexily in short tight dresses and spike heels and is great with her hands. I usually pay £30 for the session plus £20 for HE and usually some extra for other stuff e.g. she does a partial strip for me.

Where is this place wringer?
Sounds like it might be worth a look, definitely interested :)
When you say there is 'extra' stuff, what else besides a partial strip is she willing to do?

Offline wringer

Where is this place wringer?
Sounds like it might be worth a look, definitely interested :)
When you say there is 'extra' stuff, what else besides a partial strip is she willing to do?
Hi danny. I think I'm too new to PM you but you might be able to vice versa. As per comments above, it is superficially a therapy/medicine place only so I don't want to publicly identify it. Cheers!

Offline abinsthe

I live abroad these days and come back to London a few times a year. Thanks for the advice in this thread. I'm close to these places so will probably give them a go and let you know what I think.

Offline londond

£20-£25 is a fair price, just keep an eye on the clock or you may be asked to turn over with only 5 mins to go. :)

Offline wringer

See my posts above - after discussing this it made me feel like going to see the girl I mentioned above. And what happened when I got there? I was told she doesn't work there any more.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for her in any of the other various therapy/medicine places in the area.

Bleedin' typical...

Hey guys,

have you been again to this "Thai place" in Rupert street? What kind of HE do they offer? HR I guess, plus any other service? topless, naked, fingering...Let me know about your experience! thanks!

Hey guys,

have you been again to this "Thai place" in Rupert street? What kind of HE do they offer? HR I guess, plus any other service? topless, naked, fingering...Let me know about your experience! thanks!

It would be great to know if you had any positive experience in parlours in Camden, I couldnt find anything in the forum  :unknown:

Thanks!

I've been to a lot of these places in Central London.  £30 is what I pay.  You're right to haggle as all the girls in every location start with a high price when discussing the HE.  It's like they're expecting you to haggle.  £30 seems like the going rate on Goodge Street, all over Soho, Charring Cross Road, Shaftesbury Avenue.  One time on Dean Street, the girl said, "how much do you want to pay?" (I'm sure you're familiar with this game they play, right?).  I said £20 and she said, "OK!".  Good result.  Perhaps other establishments would be prepared to lower their price if you haggle a lot but for me, too much haggling just ruins the experience.

One time I made the mistake of going for a massage on Gerrard Street in the centre of China Town.  I got some old, overweight Chinese lady.  It was a really nice massage (I guess she was very experienced!) but I didn't want HE.  She said she'd do it for £10!  I practically had to prise her fingers off my cock *shudders*

There's a Thai place on Rupert Street where they have model-looking Thai girls.  The one I booked did the massage then at the end wanted £50 for HE.  She wouldn't budge on the price so I didn't pay her another dime and left feeling refreshed from the massage but with a full sack.  She asked me, "Where have you been for massage before, Chinese parlours?"  She tried to make out that the Thai happy ending was far superior and therefore it would cost me more money whichever Thai parlour I went to.  What I've found out since then is that there's another Thai massage place just a short walk away and they only charge me £30 for the HE.  The girl was right though - Thai happy endings are a lot better than the ones you get from Chinese parlours.

You guys are welcome to PM me for details of establishments I've been to if you want to - I'll not name them here as they're not openly offering HE.

Hi, could you please let me know the names of the parlours? Thanks  :D

Last week I paid £20 for 20 mins +£20 for HE in Chintown. Gorgeous sexy milf in short skirt, black tights & heels caught my attention as I walked past the door.

Offline LL

There seems to be an influx of newbies asking about massage. I've certainly had even more requests for info than normal sent by PM to me in the last few weeks.  I wonder if that's because a certain other forum covering massage now charges £10 for membership whereas it used to be free.

As for people asking me for info via PM. I'm happy to help people who contribute here on the forum but if you have zero posts, forget it!

Offline perris

I got pulled in from street on shafstbury av for massage, £40 then paid another £40 and got her totally naked, sucked tits for ages and let me finger the whole time. I didn't cum as i was drunk but what really bothered me was as i was getting dressed I noticed a hidden camera in the corner. wtf do they do with the footage?


Offline perris

Which shop was this?
Next to a cash point, looks like 78 Shaftsbury av on google map

Offline LL

I got pulled in from street on shafstbury av for massage, £40 then paid another £40 and got her totally naked, sucked tits for ages and let me finger the whole time. I didn't cum as i was drunk but what really bothered me was as i was getting dressed I noticed a hidden camera in the corner. wtf do they do with the footage?
Can you explain exactly where the camera was?  Just so I can put my jacket over it in the event I ever end up in the same place :)

I suspect there's nothing sinister in it - it's most likely to protect their girls, in the event that one is threatened / assaulted by a cunt posing as a customer.

Offline perris

to the right of the massage table (pillow end) on a side shelf about 4ft up from floor

Hey, I'm new to the whole London thing as I have just moved down from Glasgow. I was wondering if anyone could help me out trying to find a decent priced place for a HE? Thanks guys..

Offline LL

Hey, I'm new to the whole London thing as I have just moved down from Glasgow. I was wondering if anyone could help me out trying to find a decent priced place for a HE? Thanks guys..
50, Goodge Street would be my recommendation.

Offline bigone

2 years old this thread and I still paying 20 pounds  :thumbsup:




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