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Author Topic: The sort of girl in my area.  (Read 5037 times)

Offline Jimmyredcab

I just tried a search leaving out "available today" and this profile appeared, I won't be able to sleep tonight, look at the gallery. :vomit:

https://www.adultwork.com/1388807

Offline James999

Didn't she used to post on here, the one with £20 notes in her bum ?

Offline finn5555

Didn't she used to post on here, the one with £20 notes in her bum ?

That's TK your right  :vomit:

Offline zootie

The 'no neck' munter. She was mentioned in the worst escort picture challenge thread...

The sad thing is at least two (blind) men wanted to give her a go  :scare:


Offline bighands

Thanks Jimmy - best laugh of the day   :scare:

Offline pistupp

That's made my night "some men say I'm good with my mouth" it's clearly top notch when it comes to cake love!!!! Also "I can't always get to phone", I'm surprised you can get to it ever!! And finally BB is an option .......first class!!!!

Offline next

is this one of the nice english girls your always telling us about jim

is this one of the nice english girls your always telling us about jim

hahahxahxahahahahxaxh

haven't laughed outloud on post here for a while.   :drinks:

Offline Jimmyredcab

is this one of the nice english girls your always telling us about jim

If you are trying to be a comedian I have some advice for you ----------- don't give up the day job.   :rolleyes:

Offline Gatts

oh damn, she only sees white english men. I'm shit out of luck today.

Offline lovelysofia92

I want to see all the macho men that posted in the tranny thread...Would you prefer fucking this real woman over a pretty tranny?

Didn't think so.

 :lol:


Offline NightKid

If you are trying to be a comedian I have some advice for you ----------- don't give up the day job.   :rolleyes:

Being a comic just might be his day job, he's made at least 2  :lol: so far.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2013, 10:42:25 PM by NightKid »

Offline finn5555

I want to see all the macho men that posted in the tranny thread...Would you prefer fucking this real woman over a pretty tranny?

Didn't think so.

 :lol:

She is a whale not a woman  :vomit:

Online Ali Katt

She is a whale not a woman  :vomit:
I wonder if she squirts "Thar she blows".


Offline zootie

MANN THE HARPOOONNS

 :lol: :lol: :lol:


Careful she might choke on her cake if she read that  :D

Offline NIK

'Do I look hot?' she asks.   :wackogirl:

Answers please.  :lol:

Offline NIK

Actually I think I saw her on Friday.

She was an EE girl then.   :rolleyes:

Offline next

i would be surprised if shes ever had a punter pay to fuck her

Offline zootie

i would be surprised if shes ever had a punter pay to fuck her

Two wanted to - isn't that proof enough there are indeed some complete tools out there  :scare:

Offline NIK

She does bareback, period play and lapdancing.

Pity there's no hardsports receiving though.  :rolleyes:

How long has Eric Pickles been a pro$$ie?

Offline Goonerboy1981

That is what you call a nuclear bomb.

Offline NightKid

Actually I think I saw her on Friday.

She was an EE girl then.   :rolleyes:

And she'd just solved the Rotherham space-time continuum.  :lol:




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