This punt is not one to remember, in fact as soon as I submit this report I will take a long shower and take myself to my happy place.
I really didn't need to punt tonight, I wasn't horny or desperate however shit happen. I was checking the back page looking when I saw
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Comms were good by text and phone, I arrived on time and send her a text to which she responded 2 mns, ok waited 20 mns then sent her a shirty text to say I am leaving to which she respoded 2mns
Ok I got on car getting ready to leave when to my bad luck she called and gave the flat number. My cock took over and I remembered the photo of her and imagined a young Colombian chick .
I arrive and knock on the door and holy shit an old person open the door, wasn't sure if it was a man or a woman but said to myself must be the maid or pimp incase it was a bloke and walked in, that person proceeded to lock the door with all sort of locks and chains and I said fuck me I will be mugged and maybe killed , the woman said how long ? I still not sure but expecting the woman in the photos to emerge from somewhere, thought about walking but not sure about the reaction so handed the money which she took and disappeared into another room. I am in the room by myself fully clothed and looking for the exit when the woman walked in and said in a very broken English: massage suck fuck or suck fuck massage? I thought the best thing is to adk for a massage first and hope her massage skills are good and maybe she will forget about the other two things.
Her massage was reasonable however she used something like nivea cream!! At one point I thought she was actually eating the cream, on to the front and she put a condom on and ordered me to fuck her from behind, she was surprisingly tight and her years of experience worked in her favour. Anyway moved to missionary and she was even tighter I banged away till I came inside her in the condom and qickly got dressed and said my goodbyes.
I kept my socks on during the whole encounter as I saw no point in taking them of, she needed to put her glasses on to put the condom on me I didn't know is that an indication to the size of my manhood or just her advanced age .
Anyway I laughed my head off as I was driving away thinking what have I done.
Very obvious Bait and Switch of the worst kind, I usually walk in these situations but for some strange reason I decided to stay.
It is a clear NEGATIVE punt and please avoid.
