Yummymummy75 - outcall in Tower Hill (EC3)

[Mr_Shins]

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She was one of 8 to reply to a strange reverse booking and one of the first two to reply (who both did so at exactly the same time).

Given my weird fetish it was a simple fetish booking over coffee, half an hour, and I put £55 as the reverse booking price (so £110 an hour),
whilst she was supposed to do footsie and light to medium kicking to me under the table.

Communications were good - unlike all the others who either started an e-mail conversation then stopped dead, or didn't reply to my first e-mail.
In fact we were both excited about it.

She did arrive about 10 minutes late but that isn't the main problem.

What was the main problem was that she virtually did nothing to me under the table. She was playing more footsie with the furniture than with my legs.
After about 20 minutes, just as I was trying to tell her to "up it" a bit with the activity, she stormed out and left.

The only positive thing for me was I hadn't yet handed her any money and she seemed to forget all about that until she arrived at the station where she texted me that I had no intention of paying. I was intending to pay, I had the money on me. She is the one who stormed out. Not that I had much to pay her for given she didn't deliver.

She seemed rather jealous and said I was eyeing up other women. Even if I did, that's tough on her.

[Mr Farkyhars]

So you didn't take pity on her and run to the station and pay up?

[Sinz]

Not sure who is the weird one in this scenario

But glad to know you dint waste your dosh, probably buy some new sneakers.

[cupcakexxx]

Was the coffee OK ?

[Mr_Shins]

Had she given me a good service and then left in a normal manner but forgotten to take the money, I would indeed have chased her to take it.

It's not that she didn't touch me at all with the shoes. She did a very small amount but it was a very small amount. I was expecting her to sit with her legs folded and touch me with the dangling foot, or run them up my legs a couple of times, but all she did was rest them on my chair or the table next to me so they were brushing up lightly to me.

[nicholasbrown92]

Loool imagine you have her the money in advance and she ran of that's daylight robbery haha. Also I hate when working girls get in their feelings because of little stuff like looking at another woman or picking another woman over them.  It's our hard earned cash we can do what we want with it because at the end of the day it's just a business transaction

[PilotMan]

I bet you're kicking yourself 

[CityboyLondon]

To be fair, wouldnt it have been courtesy to pay up as soon as the meeting started like you would have to have done on any other occasion? You probably got a shit service because the woman in question thought you had no intention of paying, IMO she had every right to leave

[Kingc]

  erm right hmmmm,

[nicholasbrown92]

To be fair, wouldnt it have been courtesy to pay up as soon as the meeting started like you would have to have done on any other occasion? You probably got a shit service because the woman in question thought you had no intention of paying, IMO she had every right to leave

I think you might be right tbf. I always like to get the money out the way straight away to avoid the awkwardness

[vw]

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She was one of 8 to reply to a strange reverse booking and one of the first two to reply (who both did so at exactly the same time).

Given my weird fetish it was a simple fetish booking over coffee, half an hour, and I put £55 as the reverse booking price (so £110 an hour),
whilst she was supposed to do footsie and light to medium kicking to me under the table.

Communications were good - unlike all the others who either started an e-mail conversation then stopped dead, or didn't reply to my first e-mail.
In fact we were both excited about it.

She did arrive about 10 minutes late but that isn't the main problem.

What was the main problem was that she virtually did nothing to me under the table. She was playing more footsie with the furniture than with my legs.
After about 20 minutes, just as I was trying to tell her to "up it" a bit with the activity, she stormed out and left.

The only positive thing for me was I hadn't yet handed her any money and she seemed to forget all about that until she arrived at the station where she texted me that I had no intention of paying. I was intending to pay, I had the money on me. She is the one who stormed out. Not that I had much to pay her for given she didn't deliver.

She seemed rather jealous and said I was eyeing up other women. Even if I did, that's tough on her.

thanks for the review Mr S

Was she like her photos or not ?

sorry to hear the shins are well.   

[PatMacGroin]

I bet you're kicking yourself 

love it! 

[Mr_Shins]

The normal thing to do is ask for the money.

I do often pay up-front. And sometimes later on.
Because we were in a cafe I had to hand it to her in a discreet manner.

[Mr_Shins]

Was she like her photos or not ?

Much of our communication was via WhatsApp and her photo on that was far more flattering than she really was, but it wasn't her looks that were the issue for me.
Her main issue seemed to be that I was "eyeing up" other women around.

[pewpewpew]

Upfront pay or not, this was an easy gig so she should have seen it through to the end. An extra 10 minutes stepping on his balls or whatever the deal was would have been worth the chance of getting paid

[HighlyMotivated]

Just curious, do you know where your propensity for being kicked in the shins comes from? I wonder if when you were young a girl may have kicked you a few times under the table or something. Not taking the piss, just wondering

[Mr_Shins]

I wasn't expecting her to step on my balls, a bit difficult in a cafe.

I did expect her to fold rub her shoe up my leg. If she doesn't know what that means, she shouldn't have accepted the booking.

My guess is that even if I'd paid up front she'd have stormed off. I think she'd completely forgotten at the time she did so that she hadn't been paid yet.

[hendrix]

She sounds completely unprofessional and useless. Thanks for the review

[fredpunter]

She sounds completely unprofessional and useless. Thanks for the review

Agreed ... next time I want a good kicking I  won't be calling her!

[peter296]

Can you 'finish' in the cafe, in your trousers? has that happened before? The awkward walk to the toilet to get tissue and clean yourself up, I think most of us have been there.

[backofthenet]

weird that she was jealous of you looking at other women. Probably best she got out of there before it all kicked off.

 

[Mr_Shins]

weird that she was jealous of you looking at other women. Probably best she got out of there before it all kicked off.

 

When I had my first meeting with "Charlotte English" (as she was called at the time), when I eyed up another woman I got kicked in the shins for doing so..
(She was the one who gave me the name Mr Shins. Unfortunately she has stopped working now and I have not found another like her)

[dubhcarr]

curious review OP......how do you brief for such a meet?........by txt but was she worried about the location or seeming to assault you?.......sounds like something was lost in comms........thanks for the review

[Mr_Shins]

I didn't expect a full on assault under the table. Most of the women I have met seem to have a good idea what I mean. I have noticed though that many of them do not fold their legs to do so, which I would expect, given how often I see women sit with their legs folded, and that gives the upper leg a good support on which to rub up the leg of the person opposite.

Of the 7 others who replied to my reverse booking, 2 of them appeared to be those who just respond to anything, but the other 5 seemed genuine at the time. At least one of them then replied to my follow-up message but then failed to respond to the one after that.

Still, that one looks hopeful for a potential booking if I give a date.

The above-mentioned Charlotte was my 5th respondent meet-up from a reverse booking made in March 2015.

[backofthenet]

When I had my first meeting with "Charlotte English" (as she was called at the time), when I eyed up another woman I got kicked in the shins for doing so..
(She was the one who gave me the name Mr Shins. Unfortunately she has stopped working now and I have not found another like her)

So is this where the fetish comes from? Surely, as someone said above, there must also have been something in your earlier life to trigger it.
Brings a literal meaning to the phrase "get your kicks" doesn't it?

[Mr Farkyhars]

So is this where the fetish comes from?

I reckon it's more likely he was just describing his first "kick" punt.

[Mr_Shins]

All my first punts were kick punts. Back in the old days, you found cards in phone boxes. That was in the old days when people still used them too. Since then I have been kicked and trampled on by a variety of women wearing a variety of different shoes and boots (but never sandals, I hate them).

I didn't start having sex punts until 27th October 2015. Now that makes up some but not all of my punts.
But there is always an element of shoe-play because that gets me high.

[fredpunter]

All my first punts were kick punts. Back in the old days, you found cards in phone boxes. That was in the old days when people still used them too. Since then I have been kicked and trampled on by a variety of women wearing a variety of different shoes and boots (but never sandals, I hate them).

I didn't start having sex punts until 27th October 2015. Now that makes up some but not all of my punts.
But there is always an element of shoe-play because that gets me high.

have you ever considered taking up football?

[Mr_Shins]

She's now changed her profile and it seems to make out my religion may be the reason she walked out.

I had a look because I wanted to check the age she has on it and report her if her age was listed as a lot lower than she really is. However she is only 3 years younger on her profile so I don't think that's far out enough. (Profile lists 38, she is 41. If her profile said she was 30 I would report).

[vw]

She's now changed her profile and it seems to make out my religion may be the reason she walked out

Why would religion cause a walk out of s game of hard footsie? 

Unless you are into devil worship maybe?   

[Mr_Shins]

Look at her profile and what she wrote...

[vw]

Look at her profile and what she wrote...

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The not Jewish, Indian, African then..

Without religious attire who would she know who is Jewish anyway?  Sounds a bit thick to me.

[pewpewpew]

Maybe he has a tiny red star of david tattooed between his eyebrows and was sacrificing a biscuit to allah while she kicked him.

Glad to see that we're asking the right questions

[Stitch]

Just looked at her revised profile  Having seen Sonia 3 times, I won't be going back to see her ever again. She can shove her tits in the bacon slicer at Sainsburys for all I care