External Link/Members Only. Went today lunchtime. Been twice before, so thought it would be OK. How wrong I was. £30 to receptionist. Drink offered. Massage by fat English bird called Sam, at least size 14, not attractive, dark hair. Didn't talk much. Said she was from Bolton. Sniffled a bit, I said have you got a cold. She said no, the smell of the oils affects me. I lay down naked, she puts towel on my arse. No cc swipes. No accidental touches to balls or cock. Turned over, puts towel on my middle bit. I said take towel off if you want, she said no, leave it on. Kept well away from my meat and two veg. I said what extras do you do, she said happy ending £30, money first please. Hardly smiled throughout the hour. Kept sniffling. Happy ending was very hard and fast, almost to hard. When finished she said I'll let you clean your self up, just use the towels. You can have a shower if you want. It was a crap massage, just soft rubbing with hands. She did not look like she was enjoying it. Just going through the motions. Not friendly. Not jokey. Definitely wont be seeing her again. Rubbish punt. Said shes been there about 3 months. In and out in 55 minutes, definitely a clock watcher.
