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You guys seriously make me laugh!
I know most of you would've been raving and buzzing your tits off to acid and the like but here's some of my memories -

Started clubbing at a club called Mr Smiths in Warrington. Tuesdays was the best as I'd meet like minded teenagers and although shagging was few and far between, it was a brilliant club as they'd turn a blind eye to the goings on in the toilets. Car park was the normal mode of a quick shag.

Wednesdays was soul night where you'd meet the wannabe high rolling bitches. Shagging was rare but if you could bag an Asian or a black then it's jackpot!!

As for talking? Well I cant recall a single occasion where a conversation took place!

Fucking in the snow was the best memory.

Since then I've trawled the country over! Occasionally got lucky, but the clubbing scene was a focal point for the like minded.
Blackpool to Birmingham, Carlisle to Chester, Leeds to Liverpool, etc. loved the travels and the different shags.
Some of the clubs used to hold 1500 - 2000 people and mostly would have great time irrespective of a shag or not.
No mobiles to distract you both etc.
Nowadays (well since the last 10 years) there has been too many opening up, dispersing the crowd.
 :hi:

I used to go to mr smiths top club so were the pyramid club in Liverpool, pips and the millionaires club back home in Manchester but best place for pulling was the ritzy in Bolton or royals in southport.
I think when you are young it's much easier pulling in the north. Girls much more pretentious down south and not as fit

Offline Louise 100% British

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I had my first punt after starting uni, now when I started uni I was really into the whole clubbing scene. But when I go on the dance floor unless I have had a good amount of alcohol in me I feel dead awkward dancing with girls, infact I don't think I have ever actually had a sober night at a club.

If I had to choose clubbing or punting, I would choose punting, punting is guaranteed at the end of the day. I mean with clubs I've come close quite a few times to pulling, like in one instance I was dancing with some girl and guy and they outright said lets have a threesome maybe they were :wackogirl:.

Smoking areas are quite good to just have a chat though even if you don't smoke.

Smoking areas are basically the only places where you can actually hear the person next to you.
I spend majority of my time at the smoking area, so when I go out I get a sore throat in the morning beause I smoke too much :(

Offline bighands

I can't remember EVER pulling clubbing in the UK. But on holiday - that's been almost the opposite, especially on skiing holidays for some reason. Not just foreigners either - the same UK girls who wouldn't give you a second (or first) look in the UK club become rampant predators or easy prey when on holiday. Why is that?

Offline LL

I can't remember EVER pulling clubbing in the UK. But on holiday - that's been almost the opposite, especially on skiing holidays for some reason. Not just foreigners either - the same UK girls who wouldn't give you a second (or first) look in the UK club become rampant predators or easy prey when on holiday. Why is that?
Maybe you've impressed them by being one of those few guys who can actually ski? You know I mean without having to do a snow-plough to stop, or pummelling into a barrier at the bottom of the blue-run.

Offline bighands

Maybe you've impressed them by being one of those few guys who can actually ski? You know I mean without having to do a snow-plough to stop, or pummelling into a barrier at the bottom of the blue-run.

Maybe ... I was a ski racer ... but I'm sure most of them didn't see me ski. And I'm a crap swimmer but summer beach holidays saw a similar pattern.

Offline LL

Maybe ... I was a ski racer ... but I'm sure most of them didn't see me ski. And I'm a crap swimmer but summer beach holidays saw a similar pattern.
so save your punting money up and have more skiiing and beach holidays?!?!

Offline Devil Man

I can't remember EVER pulling clubbing in the UK. But on holiday - that's been almost the opposite, especially on skiing holidays for some reason. Not just foreigners either - the same UK girls who wouldn't give you a second (or first) look in the UK club become rampant predators or easy prey when on holiday. Why is that?


People usually become MUCH more liberated and easy going on holidays.


Offline Goofy85

The more I go to clubs the more I think I will never pull in one. I hate the idea of chasing after girls in a meat market where the women know they hold all the cards too, so don't really bother being proactive in that respect. I'm OK looking and people are sometimes surprised that I'm single, but I guess I'm not in that 5% as mentioned in this thread that could regularly pull (if at all) in clubs. Not being tall (I'm 5'6) is also a major disadvantage for me. It kinda sucks because outside of club situations I'm not sure where else in my life I would be able to meet people.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2013, 09:21:49 PM by cupnoodle »

Smoking areas are basically the only places where you can actually hear the person next to you.
I spend majority of my time at the smoking area, so when I go out I get a sore throat in the morning beause I smoke too much :(

Yeah true, I just go to get my dose of weekly second hand smoke!

I suppose queing up is a good place to have a chat too, especially if some people try and push in front of you :angry:

I'm glad I'm now too old for clubs. Never had much success in them even when I was younger!

Offline LL

The more I go to clubs the more I think I will never pull in one. I hate the idea of chasing after girls in a meat market where the women know they hold all the cards too, so don't really bother being proactive in that respect. I'm OK looking and people are sometimes surprised that I'm single, but I guess I'm not in that 5% as mentioned in this thread that could regularly pull (if at all) in clubs. Not being tall (I'm 5'6) is also a major disadvantage for me. It kinda sucks because outside of club situations I'm not sure where else in my life I would be able to meet people.
In my late teens to late twenties, so in 10 years I went clubbing every week (sometimes twice a week) and probably only pulled about 5 times.  Now I'm in my thirties my standards have lowered and I'm prepared to go to shitty clubs where I hate the music (places I would never go to in my twenties as I was far too cool!).  In the last year I've only been clubbing a few times but pulled more times than I ever did in my twenties.  It could be a confidence thing (I'm more confident now) or as I say, might just be that I'm not so fussy anymore - and pretty much any young and slim girl looks gorgeous to me - especially in the dim light of a nightclub after a few beers!
Now I wish I hadn't been so proud in my twenties - only going to places where they played the latest dance music and had the most fashionable people.  I had a great time back then but I could have met a lot more women had I known what I know now!

As for not being able to meet people elsewhere in your life?  That's just a low self-esteem issue.  Find something you're interested in - an evening class, a club, a sport, etc.  You will meet people if you stick at it - that is my guarantee to you.

Offline jooldude

I'm too old for clubs now - but back in the day I was always in the disco's and never pulled once (no confidence). Decided punting was the way even back then if I wanted my jollies. Works for me!

Offline Goofy85

In my late teens to late twenties, so in 10 years I went clubbing every week (sometimes twice a week) and probably only pulled about 5 times.  Now I'm in my thirties my standards have lowered and I'm prepared to go to shitty clubs where I hate the music (places I would never go to in my twenties as I was far too cool!).  In the last year I've only been clubbing a few times but pulled more times than I ever did in my twenties.  It could be a confidence thing (I'm more confident now) or as I say, might just be that I'm not so fussy anymore - and pretty much any young and slim girl looks gorgeous to me - especially in the dim light of a nightclub after a few beers!
Now I wish I hadn't been so proud in my twenties - only going to places where they played the latest dance music and had the most fashionable people.  I had a great time back then but I could have met a lot more women had I known what I know now!

As for not being able to meet people elsewhere in your life?  That's just a low self-esteem issue.  Find something you're interested in - an evening class, a club, a sport, etc.  You will meet people if you stick at it - that is my guarantee to you.

I think one of my problems is going to poser clubs/bars. Being honest I stand little chance of pulling in them. Another is that nearly all my mates are married/attached and don't want to go out anymore (I'm 28).

Re: meeting people. I'm making changes with my job/lifestyle that will hopefully mean I am able to meet people. I go the gym 5 times a week, so making time could be tricky, but I will try.

Offline LL

Re: meeting people. I'm making changes with my job/lifestyle that will hopefully mean I am able to meet people. I go the gym 5 times a week, so making time could be tricky, but I will try.
WTF are you like an Olympiad or something!?
Skip one of your gym sessions each week or you really won't meet anyone (or switch gyms to one of those posh ones where you get loads and loads of hot young women - e.g. "the third space", Picadilly Circus).

Offline Tailpipe

I think one of my problems is going to poser clubs/bars. Being honest I stand little chance of pulling in them. Another is that nearly all my mates are married/attached and don't want to go out anymore (I'm 28).

Re: meeting people. I'm making changes with my job/lifestyle that will hopefully mean I am able to meet people. I go the gym 5 times a week, so making time could be tricky, but I will try.


I wish I was 28 and fit , the answer to your problem is easy . Woman love to dance
If you go to ceroc they will be fighting over you 5 to 1 .
Go do tell me I am wrong , any fucking dance classes , try ceroc is fun and there
Are some mega hot woman, I would sooner punt as I can not be ass with it.


Offline talkso

Re: meeting people. I'm making changes with my job/lifestyle that will hopefully mean I am able to meet people. I go the gym 5 times a week, so making time could be tricky, but I will try.

Gym: the perfect place to meet a chick. You could meet wemmen anywhere, even at the train station. You don't need to pick up a specific hobby or interest like evening classes to meet people. Just a change of attitude and become more sociable.

forget the gym ,. forget the clubbing, hobbies etc, just try talking to women, about anything, in any situation, if only to play the numbers game, talk to 100 women, and your are bound to , by law of averages click with at least a few,

it doesnt matter where, it can be anywhere , about anything,

Offline Acer

I used to go to mr smiths top club so were the pyramid club in Liverpool, pips and the millionaires club back home in Manchester but best place for pulling was the ritzy in Bolton or royals in southport.
I think when you are young it's much easier pulling in the north. Girls much more pretentious down south and not as fit

I remember stumbling I to Ritzy in Bolton.
You ever had the chance for Hacienda? Or discotheque royale. Manchester was a blast too. Like you say we had it good around there. I think because shags were quite frequent, it wasn't as tense and people genuinely enjoyed the scene and relaxed.

Did you ever try the Mississippi showboat in Warrington? They were like women possessed!!
« Last Edit: August 06, 2013, 02:27:56 AM by Acer »

Offline Marmalade

Easiest way to get laid in a club is to work in one. Shit job. Perk is pussy on tap.


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