External Link/Members OnlyWas looking for a Sunday evening punt and with not much taking my fancy on AW I decided to check out Lush Leeds.
Having had a couple of decent Lush punts before and also a few disappointing ones I checked out the girls closely and ensured they offered the GFE which is what I was after.
I selected the GFE drop down menu and Ruby & karla appeared.
Ruby wasn't available for the time I needed but karla was.
Arriving at the usual location karla invited me in and after sorting the paperwork I started to get my kit off.
Karla is mid 30's, size 10, attractive with a nice handful of boob. I was looking forward to the next 30 minutes.
Kit off and onto the bed I then asked Karla if she would be ok using the sagami 002 I had brought. She asked me how many I had brought and this is where it went drastically downhill. I replied i had only brought 1 condom (i never pop twice in a 30 min punt) to which she replied that may be a problem as she doesn't do oral without a condom
I replied that she is listed under the GFE on the website but she was adamant she has never performed oral without and never would. I was starting to get a little anxious now after previous Lush bookings made for the purpose of GFE and not being delivered.
I was layed stark bollock naked and had paid my money so just tried to forget about it and try and imagine she was sucking me off without a condom.
After a little OW I suggested we move on to sex, karla asked me how I would like her so I suggested doggy.
Karla got in position but as I approached from behind she moved her legs together, I tried moving them apart but she then told me she doesn't do doggy with her legs apart !!!!
I'm afraid this is where my cock told my brain "it ain't happening son"
I was losing the will to live by now and my cock knew it. I gave up with the doggy idea so suggested missionary. After playing with my cock for a minute he came back to life enough to attempt mish.
After a couple of strokes I tried kissing Karla but she told me she doesn't do kissing!!!!
I don't know about you but mish and kissing go hand in glove together, I cant have the mish without the kiss so my cock decided he had had enough and I can't blame him.
I took the condom off and asked karla to give me a hand job so I could get the job done and get out of there
Karla is a nice enough girl but in any other business I would now be demanding a refund for false advertising, poor service, goods not as expected etc etc
The goalkeeper was good enough to respond when another punter was denied GFE by a Lush girl. Once it was pointed out by myself that the particular girl was advertised as GFE the goalkeeper apologised and removed her from the GFE drop down menu and I quote
"You are quite right Mr PG, I hate being proved wrong but when i am I'll hold my hands up. that tag should not have been assigned to her profile and has now been removed, please accept my humble apology
Also in answer to a question posed, we consider GFE to include FK, DFK, and OWO, further to that would be of course dependent on the particular girl, but as a general rule of thumb those services are what we would consider as the basics for a GFE"Can you now explain how karla has slipped under the radar (even though she has never performed OWO or any kind of kissing).
Karla is offering none of those services and my guess is there are more girls at Lush doing the bare minimum services even though the punter most likely booked them as they clearly offer GFE
I am afraid through reading reviews on this site and personal experiences, the Lush name does not have a good reputation at the moment.
This has to go down as my worst experience of punting to date
How are you going to make this right Lush ?
I look forward to your reply
PG
