Close call! WG recognised me in civvy street today.

[RX8 Racer]

Was in town with my GF today and a WG I have seen before had just come out of a Poundland store with some shopping and clocked me coming her way and while I tried to ignore her she made eye contact and gave a me a smile and I could tell she knew I had been a client of hers.

Luckily she didn't say anything and thank fuck she didn't as I could have been outed or worse, my GF could of seen it. So a very close call and I was nervous for a moment there, whew!

Anyone had this experience?

[Sparta Prada]

Yes. I have posted this before but I'll repeat it.

At a local cafe I go to, a WG who I used to see many years ago sidled up to my table to say hello, how are you? A shame she did it while my wife and son were with me

Luckily she didn't say much more, the conversation was 30 seconds maximum but it felt like much longer. After she returned to her table my wife asked who that was, and somehow I managed to quickly come up with 'it was someone I used to work with'.

[azrael]

Was in town with my GF today and a WG I have seen before had just come out of a Poundland store with some shopping and clocked me coming her way and while I tried to ignore her she made eye contact and gave a me a smile and I could tell she knew I had been a client of hers.

Luckily she didn't say anything and thank fuck she didn't as I could have been outed or worse, my GF could of seen it. So a very close call and I was nervous for a moment there, whew!

Anyone had this experience?

Your lucky, worst case scenario see sparta's post. I saw to hot looking ee birds walk by me whilst i was coming out of a wg's building. The one gave me a wink on her way past. Thats the most you'll get off most wg's as they value their discretion aswell as yours.

[two20]

I was one aisle away from a WG Ive seen a few times in Boots with my OH. My first thoughts were "she looks pretty darn good in daylight" then I developed a serious need for men's body wash and got my arse in gear and out of there.

[sparkus]

Happened to me a few times, fortunately any good WG knows that discretion is the best part of valour (or keeping your income stream).

[RX8 Racer]

Yes. I have posted this before but I'll repeat it.

At a local cafe I go to, a WG who I used to see many years ago sidled up to my table to say hello, how are you? A shame she did it while my wife and son were with me

Luckily she didn't say much more, the conversation was 30 seconds maximum but it felt like much longer. After she returned to her table my wife asked who that was, and somehow I managed to quickly come up with 'it was someone I used to work with'.

Bloody hell that was close then lol. Had that been the case for me I don't know how I'd talk my way out of that one with my GF.

[RX8 Racer]

Your lucky, worst case scenario see sparta's post. I saw to hot looking ee birds walk by me whilst i was coming out of a wg's building. The one gave me a wink on her way past. Thats the most you'll get off most wg's as they value their discretion aswell as yours.

Yeah his experience was a way closer call than mine, had I'd been on my own then it wouldn't have been as bad and I might have even smiled back.

[RX8 Racer]

Happened to me a few times, fortunately any good WG knows that discretion is the best part of valour (or keeping your income stream).

Yes I am glad for the discretion aspect but it gave me quite a fright having my GF with me. Could have ended disastrously for me so dodged a bullet there!

[sparkus]

Yes I am glad for the discretion aspect but it gave me quite a fright having my GF with me. Could have ended disastrously for me so dodged a bullet there!

Believe me, the first time I went very white. Fortunately the WG barely flinched. The more recent one just smirked, not least as I checked out her copious cleavage (black skin in gingham, mmmmm).

[LM19]

You would hope any WG worth her salt would not approach you in public, even if alone. At the very most ONLY if you are by yourself.

My worry would be that I have met many WGs not worth my dog's turds, so my confidence in them not saying anything is not particularly high...

Fortunately will only be in this area for another few years.. after that, I'll be making sure to visit WGs well away from home!

[lotsc]

Walked past a WG with my girlfriend, completely avoided eye contact. After she walked past, I turned back and we smiled at each other. My GF was too busy in shopping mode to notice.

[LM19]

Walked past a WG with my girlfriend, completely avoided eye contact. After she walked past, I turned back and we smiled at each other. My GF was too busy in shopping mode to notice.

Give that girl a medal.

Or another dicking...

[lotsc]

Or another dicking...

Oh I plan to

[LM19]

Oh I plan to

Review whilst you're at it haha

[myothernameis]

A shame she did it while my wife and son were with me :da

I managed to quickly come up with 'it was someone I used to work with'.

Until one day, the escort is outed in the newspapers, and your wife remembers her, that was the girl in the café

[midnightcowboy]

Until one day, the escort is outed in the newspapers, and your wife remembers her, that was the girl in the café

That's unlikely, but I wouldn't rely on the wife to have forgotton, or even believed the work story. OP, just be prepared for further sideways questions..

[James999]

just come out of a Poundland store

Nice to know you're treating her right 

[OakTree]

Yes. I have posted this before but I'll repeat it.

At a local cafe I go to, a WG who I used to see many years ago sidled up to my table to say hello, how are you? A shame she did it while my wife and son were with me

Luckily she didn't say much more, the conversation was 30 seconds maximum but it felt like much longer. After she returned to her table my wife asked who that was, and somehow I managed to quickly come up with 'it was someone I used to work with'.

Personally I would of been absolutely livid. That totally oversteps the mark. To walk up to you while you're with your wife and son is being mischievous.

A girl I've booked a number of times lives in my home town. On two or three occasions I've seen her out and about. She's never indicated any recognition to me and I've been the same to her. That's how it should be.

[azrael]

Nice to know you're treating her right 

Theres always one...

[webpunter]

If you happen to live close by 10-floors-of-whores in SouthKen & decide to punt on your doorstep, bumping into WGs could be a regular occurence

[kutch]

I was at a New Years party when I saw my regular wg. We made eye contact but that was it until the clock struck 12!  By then she was pissed and came up to me while I was with my partner and wished us both a happy new year.  But partner asked who she was  and I said I didn't know explaining that age was probably just being friendly 

[Sparta Prada]

Personally I would of been absolutely livid. That totally oversteps the mark. To walk up to you while you're with your wife and son is being mischievous.

I hadn't seen the woman for at least 15 years so I was amazed she recognised me though we did see each other regularly at the time. Oddly enough there's no way I would have recognised her as she seems to have had some 'cosmetic work' done to her face, it was only when she started talking that I remembered her 20-a-day (fags? cocks?) croaky voice.

But yes she should not have come up to me at all, even if I was on my own.

[threechilliman]

Personally I would of been absolutely livid. That totally oversteps the mark. To walk up to you while you're with your wife and son is being mischievous.

A girl I've booked a number of times lives in my home town. On two or three occasions I've seen her out and about. She's never indicated any recognition to me and I've been the same to her. That's how it should be.

Spot on fella. Ignore each other. I've never understood why you would do anything different.

[bigmanbigman]

Spot on fella. Ignore each other. I've never understood why you would do anything different.

best for both parties

[RX8 Racer]

Personally I would of been absolutely livid. That totally oversteps the mark. To walk up to you while you're with your wife and son is being mischievous.

A girl I've booked a number of times lives in my home town. On two or three occasions I've seen her out and about. She's never indicated any recognition to me and I've been the same to her. That's how it should be.

I agree, that was taking it too far approaching him and starting a conversation right in the open, even if you were on your own I would still find that really uncomfortable.

[RX8 Racer]

You would hope any WG worth her salt would not approach you in public, even if alone. At the very most ONLY if you are by yourself.

My worry would be that I have met many WGs not worth my dog's turds, so my confidence in them not saying anything is not particularly high...

Fortunately will only be in this area for another few years.. after that, I'll be making sure to visit WGs well away from home!

I think it didn't help much that I have punted in my city with WG's who are based not far away, honestly didn't expect to bump into a WG I've screwed and I guess you think it will never happen to you until the day it does, IMO I got lucky, could have been worse.

[Robinh191]

Was with family in a well-known store in a well-known shopping centre. SP who I didn't initially recognise stepped off the down escalator and heading for the exit as I was making my way towards the moving staircase. She recognised me from a distance, had a hint of a knowing smile but otherwise ignored me as she passed and it was only when she was in the rear view mirror that I clocked who it was.

Shit punt and SP with her but credit to her for this as she'd played it like it needed to be played.

[Weyoun]

An old regular lives in the same town as me, she's more or less retired now but still see's a few old clients myself included. We always play it professional and completely ignore each other when we bump into each other in the street, the only place we acknowledge each other is at her home. However that being we did have a close call once.

Mrs. Weyoun will talk the ear off anyone and one day I had agreed to meet the missus in town and was caught in traffic and was running late. Getting to the spot where we had agreed to meet I found her deep in conversation with a young woman, my reg! I nearly died as Mrs. W introduced me however to give her her due my old reg just smiled and said hello and no sold the whole thing. I hurried my wife along and she was none the wiser. Little did she know the afternoon before I'd shot my load in her new friends mouth!

[shagmore]

One of my regulars is out 4 miles away, she knows where I live and asked if I frequent the local pub, I said occasionally. She just smiled and said we will just have to ignore each other then.

Cant say fairer than that, saying the haven't been to the local haunt just on the off chance

[CoolTiger]

Was in town with my GF today and a WG I have seen before had just come out of a Poundland store

Nice to know you're treating her right 

Don't knock it James. I was the same, til someone pointed out that some of the branded toiletries were a lot cheaper in Poundland and Superdrug, when compared to Boots.

[zulu-lance]

Done the complete opposite on one occasion, heading home from work and saw this WG walking along the street near the train station, made eye contact and she recognised me too. Stopped, made some small talk and gave her a good rogering within 30 minutes of meeting   

[Happylad]

As a widower I don`t have any problem about bumping into a wg. In fact I frequently bump into my regular when I`m doing my weekly shop, and then I usually take her for a cup of coffee and a bun.  If questioned I usually pass her off as one of my granddaughters (I seem to have quite a few so another one doesn`t come amiss and most of them live a long way away).

[mrpeterman]

I once saw Donna x in boots in Wolverhampton she had at the time on her profile feel free to come up and  feel her tits feel her up etc treat her like a slag, was gutted was with my partner at time, so couldn't and only time saw her ....would if loved to fondle her tits in the shampoo isle!!!

Fuck her tits were awesome back in the day

[Home Alone]

As a single bloke - the OH pushed off nearly 15 years ago - I must enjoy living dangerously!

About 10 years ago, I went with my then-Regular - she's long retired  to a meal with about 10 of my mates & partners. She was by a long way the youngest person at the table. It was the prelude to an overnight with her. We were, of course, the first to leave!

Fast forward to my 70th party last year when both she & her husband - another former client - and my current Regular were present. My current Regular and I have a good safe cover story to deter nosy family and friends.

So the family and friends accept all three of them as friends of mine. Which means that, although I hope it'll be years away, all three of them will be present at my cremation party!

[CoolTiger]

As a single bloke - the OH pushed off nearly 15 years ago - I must enjoy living dangerously!

About 10 years ago, I went with my then-Regular - she's long retired  to a meal with about 10 of my mates & partners. She was by a long way the youngest person at the table. It was the prelude to an overnight with her. We were, of course, the first to leave!

Fast forward to my 70th party last year when both she & her husband - another former client - and my current Regular were present. My current Regular and I have a good safe cover story to deter nosy family and friends.

So the family and friends accept all three of them as friends of mine. Which means that, although I hope it'll be years away, all three of them will be present at my cremation party!

If I am reading this correct.... none of your mates or their partners recognised that your ex-regular from the meal 10 years ago came to your 70th with a new partner?

Now that is a close call!!

[Home Alone]

If I am reading this correct.... none of your mates or their partners recognised that your ex-regular from the meal 10 years ago came to your 70th with a new partner?

Now that is a close call!!

Sorry, CT; I didn't explain myself very well. All the people at the earlier meal knew that the OH had pissed off 3 or 4 years before and I had a fairly feeble cover story; that I'd 'met this lass through mutual friends'. None of them knew her presence there was a business arrangement between me and her.

4 or 5 years later when the Escort from that evening had been retired for quite a while, I told my best friend from the earlier meal that I'd been invited to the 'Evening Do' for her wedding. He, of course, told everyone else.

So when she and her husband turned up at my 70th last year, everyone assumed we were still friends - as we are!

The lesson I learned from the first meal was to have a much more robust cover story worked out about how I'd managed to 'pull' another bonny lass who was obviously about 25 years younger than me. It did the trick because nobody's ever questioned it.

Both girls were accepted as friends of mine and are now known as such, even by the nosier of my cousins. That's why I'm sure that they'll fit in at the party after my cremation!

[PatMacGroin]

Both girls were accepted as friends of mine and are now known as such, even by the nosier of my cousins. That's why I'm sure that they'll fit in at the party after my cremation!

What we be the correct etiquette in that situation?

You're in the Urn, OH was long gone.

Isn't that the point where all your friends shares stories of fun times had with you? I'm pretty sure that would make my funeral a bit more lively. 

[RX8 Racer]

As a single bloke - the OH pushed off nearly 15 years ago - I must enjoy living dangerously!

About 10 years ago, I went with my then-Regular - she's long retired  to a meal with about 10 of my mates & partners. She was by a long way the youngest person at the table. It was the prelude to an overnight with her. We were, of course, the first to leave!

Fast forward to my 70th party last year when both she & her husband - another former client - and my current Regular were present. My current Regular and I have a good safe cover story to deter nosy family and friends.

So the family and friends accept all three of them as friends of mine. Which means that, although I hope it'll be years away, all three of them will be present at my cremation party!

Even with a decent cover story I still couldn't do that, there is always the risk of being outed, best the WG's know as little as possible about you. I'm annoyed at myself for letting a WG see me with my GF and now she knows I have one, one little detail I'd prefer a WG didn't know, luckily that's all she knows!

[bigmanbigman]

Rx you said before you couldn't be outed as nothing to hide whats changed ?

[webpunter]

+1
Think you have diddly squat to be concerned over
Best you give this WG a wide berth - plenty more fish ...
She'll soon forget you & the GF.  If not already

Even with a decent cover story I still couldn't do that, there is always the risk of being outed, best the WG's know as little as possible about you. I'm annoyed at myself for letting a WG see me with my GF and now she knows I have one, one little detail I'd prefer a WG didn't know, luckily that's all she knows!

[DrConners]

The fact that you've mentioned your "GF" five times in this thread would indicate she's imaginary  - so you saw a WG you previously fucked coming out of Poundland ?

Yawn.

[mrpeterman]

Hahaha...

burn....

[RX8 Racer]

The fact that you've mentioned your "GF" five times in this thread would indicate she's imaginary  - so you saw a WG you previously fucked coming out of Poundland ?

Yawn.

Bore off you sad man, always jumping in on my posts and reviews to bash and criticise, typical UKP plod.....

[tantric talents]

I don't honestly think I'd recognise any of them - with their clothes on! 

[DrConners]

Bore off you sad man, always jumping in on my posts and reviews to bash and criticise, typical UKP plod.....

Harsh ! Lol "typical UKP plod...." you've been a member here before then ? Oh & there is no UKP Plod - just Admin in case you'd forgotten 

I'm guessing the lack of response to the cruicial point I was trying to make was the imaginary GF bit, so I'll assume that she IS just a figment of your imagination ............. or just currently "deflated"