Vicky & Caroline Duo - Moorgate

[a_test_person]

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Another girl or two working out of the room. Fairly sure i passed them in the lift.

I've been relatively lucky thanks to UKP and some decent AW intuition. The lazy instincts however made me ignore UKP general consensus. These girls were working in a convenient location for me and I have never had a duo. Price was "cheap" and i went for it at short notice.

Comms: Good and quick professional replies to messages. I wish the comms had been crap. I would have moved on quickly. I had tried some other options in the area but unfortunately they weren't available.

Price: £150 for the duo for 1 hour. VFM in reasonable circumstances but i still feel ripped off.

Location: 2/3 mins from Old Street tube towards moorgate. Generic cheap hotel, so obvious shower facilities et al.

Girls: Pretty sure they were physically quite hot. Vikky particularly. Great bod and face. They had turned off the lights and closed the curtains and put the TV on some shit pop music channel so I could barely see.

Got up to the room ok. First ever hotel incall punt. I had to wait at the door for a while whilst they audibly could be heard tidying up or something.

Got in, blinded by darkness. Paperwork done. girls went and lay on bed. I said i had just showered but they kind of insisted i shower anyway, which i quickly did. Afterwards they were both on the bed and i lay in the gap. Awkwardness filling the air like a fart in a lift. They asked if i wanted a massage. At which point i realised this was likely a train crash in the making. The general precepts of male/female relations should always include some artiface even in such situations as this. These girls didn't get it. At all.

I refused the massage so they started rubbing me moaning and saying "oh yes" like some porno spoof. Within 30 seconds of that they had a condom on my limp dick. it soon got hard. They then kept using the various well known tricks to get me to cum. I kept having to tell her to stop. She kepts doing them again.

I asked for facesitting and one girl mounted my dick, one on my face. Off-putting fake moans and I popped. both girls dismounted and seemed upset after the cleanup that i seemed to want to stay.

Thought i'd accept the massage rather than leave. Again could have come from a parody. Vikky was fairly hands on, Caroline seemed to think i was poisonous or something. I'm fairly sure she was really not happy about being there. They chatted liberally with one another in polish.

Despite starting off horny as a dog I had totally lost interest. They nearly jerked my dick off in an attempt to get me to cum again as they clearly had no interest in fucking me again.

Fed up I called time, showered and got out of there.

Utterly perfunctory, utterly pointless. How anyone could have a good time is beyond me, short of P&D.

Sidenote: When i came out of the room to leave there was a bloke standing there with a laptop type thing hung around his neck and something in his hand and a screen showing a live view of some camera of sorts. Presumably maintenance of some sort, but still made me a bit suspicious.

[nicholasbrown92]

Definitely avoiding these 2! Sorry you had to experience that nonsense of a punt

[Sinz]

Thanks for the warning OP.

Terrible Duo ! Had considered on punting them individually, will pass on that thought now.

[a_test_person]

Thanks for the warning OP.

Terrible Duo ! Had considered on punting them individually, will pass on that thought now.

There is a very very slim outside chance that Vicky might offer an OK service 1:1. Very slim indeed and in the event they don't swap her out for another.

All very disappointing as my last few polish punts were great.