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Offline worzel

Hi all, 28 male west midlands.

New to this, although did have a very strange arrangement with a young lady where I would lend her money which was never returned, but I did always receive a good old nosh. She began to annoy me after a while so I made sure I really got my moneys worth.

I'm looking for a wank with facial. Nothing more. No sex, huggin, kissing or even talking if possible. I am fully aware this is somewhat a waste of money but the cock wants what the cock wants.

As for preference, young, skinny, chavy. Don't even care if ugly as long as she is slim. Will consider others though!

Great forum  :thumbsup:




Offline Kram

Sounds like you need a glory arrangement fella

It'll be cheaper


Offline Kram

Google is your friend

Just search glory hole ... There is also a provider on adultwork
« Last Edit: August 01, 2013, 05:48:07 PM by Kram »

Offline worzel

I know what it is, but thought glory experience might be something else.

That is the opposite of what I want

Offline Kram

You want ya knob sucked its exactly what you want

Offline hollysbeenabadgirl

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I think the OP has a need for the facial.

OP you really do just need to find someone who does 15 min bookings + facial. Musty be a lot out there.

Offline Lurtz

Hi all, 28 male west midlands.

New to this, although did have a very strange arrangement with a young lady where I would lend her money which was never returned, but I did always receive a good old nosh. She began to annoy me after a while so I made sure I really got my moneys worth.

I'm looking for a wank with facial. Nothing more. No sex, huggin, kissing or even talking if possible. I am fully aware this is somewhat a waste of money but the cock wants what the cock wants.

As for preference, young, skinny, chavy. Don't even care if ugly as long as she is slim. Will consider others though!

Great forum  :thumbsup:

Hi Worzel, and welcome to the board.  :)

Just to clarify, who does the wanking, you or her?

Offline worzel

I never mentioned sucking. Wanking only.

As for who... Either me or her.. Depends on the looks really.

15 min quick is where I am heading.. If I get a good one I would be up for regular

Offline Lurtz

I never mentioned sucking. Wanking only.

As for who... Either me or her.. Depends on the looks really.

15 min quick is where I am heading.. If I get a good one I would be up for regular

It’s quite refreshing to encounter someone with such simple requirements. Usually, punters have a two-page tick sheet including minimum height, maximum BMI, hospital corners, chilled Evian and chocolate digestives.

Offline worzel

Nope only a simple service required.. Time to start looking

Offline James999

15 min quick is where I am heading.. If I get a good one I would be up for regular

I bet they are rushing to put deposits on apartments in barbados on the strength of that  :hi:

Offline worzel

There's alot of 15 mins in a day

Offline Melb



I'm looking for a wank with facial. Nothing more. No sex, huggin, kissing or even talking if possible. I am fully aware this is somewhat a waste of money but the cock wants what the cock wants.
Simple solution: lie on your back, lift your hips high, raise your head. Start wanking and aim carefully.

Offline lovelysofia92

Craigslist my friend. Loads of nasty, chavy, ugly girls on there that'll wank you off for 40 pounds.

Offline Marmalade

Craigslist my friend. Loads of nasty, chavy, ugly girls on there that'll wank you off for 40 pounds.
Sounds good.  :D :P

Offline arcton85

For such a specific request I would say a reverse booking on adultwork is the best route.

Offline Stapler

You will probably get what you want here for £20 even though she states £30

https://www.adultwork.com/691074 or https://www.adultwork.com/desire2009 -
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