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Hi Guys. My first post on here. I am 43 and in the Scarborough to Hull catchment area. I had my first punt in 1999 and since then I have been punting sporadically. Sometimes 3 a month and sometimes none for 6 months. The larger gaps have mainly been to the fact tat after a really crap punt, I think to myself why the hell am I doing this ? My main source was the local newspapers then the good old net. I have been reading some of the posts on here and it was actually like it was my own words coming out.....such as the lazy and stupid providers, the liars( I am a size 12) and even the ones who instantly say, Sorry I havent got any change.

Adultwork, lol I spend may an hour at work reading the bullshit on there. I hope I did not ramble too much.  Have fun

Offline Lurtz

Hi Guys. My first post on here. I am 43 and in the Scarborough to Hull catchment area. I had my first punt in 1999 and since then I have been punting sporadically. Sometimes 3 a month and sometimes none for 6 months. The larger gaps have mainly been to the fact tat after a really crap punt, I think to myself why the hell am I doing this ? My main source was the local newspapers then the good old net. I have been reading some of the posts on here and it was actually like it was my own words coming out.....such as the lazy and stupid providers, the liars( I am a size 12) and even the ones who instantly say, Sorry I havent got any change.

Adultwork, lol I spend may an hour at work reading the bullshit on there. I hope I did not ramble too much.  Have fun

Hi Mike, and welcome to the board. I think your words will have a few guys nodding in agreement. I usually punt every couple of weeks - although lately I've been unable to punt due to a medical condition (no not AIDs again  :rolleyes:). I think regular sex keeps the mind healthy and suppresses the negative aspects of the male psyche. You don't have to be a genius to know that a blowjob from a gorgeous 25 year old will raise a man's spirits.  :)

Hopefully, now that you have found the Brotherhood of Punters, your hit rate will improve, although it would unrealistic to expect too much in this game, because, from a service providers perspective, being economical with the truth pays great dividends.

Offline Kram

Now that's a first post of some merit

Lurkers if you are gonna post this is how you do it

Offline Melb

Really Kram?
Do we want a few hundred deadly boring posts with "lol" in them?

Thanks everyone.


got a fortnights Holiday coming up, and I will be running a couple of links past you.

Welcome, Mike; just a couple of suggestions.

 :D or any appropriate smiley; not "lol".

If you're looking for suggestions/recommendations, the requests may go better on the appropriate regional Board than on here.

Offline rpg

Thanks everyone.


got a fortnights Holiday coming up, and I will be running a couple of links past you.

Welcome Mike, hope you enjoy it here. Seriously though as Melb says, ease up on the "lols" you are a 43 year old man after all!

Offline Daffodil

Welcome Mike, hope you enjoy it here. Seriously though as Melb says, ease up on the "lols" you are a 43 year old man after all!

Yes, rpg is Scottish so he'd appreciate it if you left your smile at the door! lol

 ;)

Offline rpg

I'm a mild mannered guy and very forgiving. Just no Lols, excessive smiley's, right wing nonsense, slagging Andy Murray, slagging Andy Murray's mum and we'll be fine  :rolleyes: :) ;) :D :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

Offline NIK

I'm a mild mannered guy and very forgiving. Just no Lols, excessive smiley's, right wing nonsense, slagging Andy Murray, slagging Andy Murray's mum and we'll be fine  :rolleyes: :) ;) :D :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

Don't forget the left wing nonsense.  :D


Offline Kram

Really Kram?
Do we want a few hundred deadly boring posts with "lol" in them?

If rather have a few hundred of these than a few hundred

Hi I'm a virgin or  been thinking about punting or has anyone seen type threads

Offline NightKid

I'd rather have neither.

One can always give instead of receive for a first post, ya know?  ;)


password02

I am still a newbie and had a few punts but worried about whay you guys will say when and if i post a review here? will i get shot down like a lot of new newbie 1st reviews?

Online Jimmyredcab

I'm a mild mannered guy and very forgiving. Just no Lols, excessive smiley's, right wing nonsense, slagging Andy Murray, slagging Andy Murray's mum and we'll be fine  :rolleyes: :) ;) :D :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with right wing politics  ---- or excessive smileys.     :hi:

Online Jimmyredcab

I am still a newbie and had a few punts but worried about whay you guys will say when and if i post a review here? will i get shot down like a lot of new newbie 1st reviews?

Let's hope that your first review is better quality than your posts ------------ too many short one liners.    :thumbsdown:

Offline skittish

I am still a newbie and had a few punts but worried about whay you guys will say when and if i post a review here? will i get shot down like a lot of new newbie 1st reviews?

What are you afraid of?
That other members won't approve of your choice of girls or whether they agree it should be positive or negative?

What does it matter as long as you write an honest review of your own experiences and feelings of a WG that you have actually seen.

Offline rpg

There is absolutely nothing wrong with right wing politics  ---- or excessive smileys.     :hi:

We asked 100 UKP members if RPG's post was serious. Only 1, JRC said yes!

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt Jimmy and say you're entering into the spirit of things but somehow I doubt it.


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