Author Topic: Horny Jane X - Near Broad Street - Birmingham - TOFTT  (Read 1487 times)


1 review(s) for Horny Jane x (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by kefcseries]

Offline alibirmingham

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This is a quick review as I'm doing it off my phone. Just want to warn others who may be tempted. Wasn't good and won't be returning.

Comms was good, all done over call and text. Confirmed OWO, RO, 69 all included in price. Given location by text. It's an apartment just behind mailbox/Broad Street. Parking was easy and flat was easy to find. It's a serviced apartment.

Got to the door and the usual hide behind the door routine. She wasn't dressed to impress, just a black kimono style dress is the best way I can describe it. Facially I questioned if it's the girl in the pics. Hard to say, she is tall and taller then I expected. Maybe 5ft 9ish. Not stunning but ok.

The room is where is started to go down hill. Room is on the ground floor and the window is directly on the pavement with the window open. I could hear people walk past and talk clearly so I'm sure they could hear what went on in the room. The bed was broke. The frame was there but the slats had broke so mattress was on the floor. Should of walked but needed to release so thought it can only get better.

She asked how long I wanted to say and confirmed 30 mins. She asked for the money without delay and before handing over the money I confirmed OWO, RO, and 69 is all on offer. Confirmed so handed over the cash. Was told would need to take a shower which was no problem as I had just finished work and needed one anyway. Got into bathroom and I could here someone at the door knocking. Thought I was about to get busted by another punter but she looked through the peep hole and said not to worry and never opened the door. Seemed like she had been double booked by her pimp or maid.

Shower done I had to call her back into the room, she was stone cold, straight to the bed and out with the wipes. I just had a shower and thought WTF but whatever. OWO was ok, nice and wet but not DT or tight sucking, more sucking with wet lips if that makes sense. Asked her to turn to side so I can have a play but her English is weak and poor so did not understand. Didn't ask again in fear that anyone outside would hear me. Few mins later and ask her to suck and lick balls. She did that well but to the point she forgot all about the cock and just focused on the balls. Had to remind her to give the fella some attention too. So onto 69 and guess what  :dash: :dash: :dash: she doesn't do 69 but welcome to do RO, 69 is what I look forward to so straight away decided she was getting a neg review especially after confirming it was on offer.

So onto RO and as I'm going down on her and giving it all I got and she is emotionless, her face says it all, bored and uninterested. I don't expect her to pretend she is having a earth shattering orgasm but some facial expression is expected. Only thing I got was a look on her face as if I was giving her a Pap smear. Put me off and gave up.

Asked for condom and out is comes in a flash. She gets ontop for CG but it's half arsed and lasts all of 2 mins and than asks if I can go ontop. So Mish it is, again no real expression other then the "just get it over with" look. She's already asking me if I've cum, tell her I usually wait till doggy so she suggest let's get into doggy, I decline saying a few more mins of mish. Literally a min later she's asking again. At this point I've had enuf and agree just wanting to get out. Onto doggy and fill the bag. In a flash I get thrown a pack of wet wipes and have to clean myself up.

Got dressed and out the door, look at my watch and it's 20 mins since I called her for flat number to when I'm back out on pavement so I would say defo rushed. 20 mins to find and enter flat, have shower, full service and get dressed!! Should of gone for 15 mins.

Needless to say I won't be returning. Better out there. She was plan C as my usually favourites where either on hol or not available till later on that day.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2017, 05:51:06 pm by alibirmingham »

Offline Littlefoot

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Sorry to hear that Ali! Sounds as though she's rushing because a punter was waiting outside! It's not on though keep on asking if you've cum! And I love a good 69 so can sympathise!

Poor show! Better luck on your next one!  :thumbsup:

Offline azrael

Thanks for the review ali, sorry to hear it didnt go the way you wanted. As for her asking if you where done should have said "no, i got plenty if time left yet" they soon shut up  :hi:

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Sorry to hear that ali thanks for the TOFTT and review  :hi:

There was a thread in the regional section about this profile recently questioning whether the photo's were legit or not.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=154678.msg1682554#msg1682554

Offline billyjo

I went to see her a few days ago but ended up walking.  She was very tall and I didn't find her attractive.  Sounds like I made a good choice now.  Did she have a nice body?  Nice tits and pussy? 

Offline PepeMAGA

Sounds like a crap one. Should be able to tell if it's the girl from the pics by the fantastic bum

Offline KingUser2017

I saw her last week , she offers a rubbish service, no emotion whats so ever.

I think her pimp might be putting pressure on her, seemed to she didn't like/enjoy what she was doing.

However my visit wasn't a long one. Tbh When I see a situation like this. It puts me off. They put up lovely cracking photos to lure punters in. Then you get this shit service. It's a total shame.

Not good at all...

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Sorry to hear that Ali! Sounds as though she's rushing because a punter was waiting outside! It's not on though keep on asking if you've cum! And I love a good 69 so can sympathise!

Poor show! Better luck on your next one!  :thumbsup:

Thanks Littlefoot, sadly next one didn't go any better and will post review soon. Im a little behind on reviews and replys lately due to crazy work hours but gotta pay the punting bills somehow right

Sorry to hear that ali thanks for the TOFTT and review  :hi:

There was a thread in the regional section about this profile recently questioning whether the photo's were legit or not.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=154678.msg1682554#msg1682554

I had seen this post and thats what prompted me to do the TOFTT. I Thought the Verification pic looked alright and that arse on show was amazing. Should of stayed away though

I went to see her a few days ago but ended up walking.  She was very tall and I didn't find her attractive.  Sounds like I made a good choice now.  Did she have a nice body?  Nice tits and pussy?

I forgot to mention in my review i was about to walk but before i did i asked her is she was fully shaved (i was hoping she would say not fully and would give me the final encouragement to walk) but she said yes and pulled aside her dress thing to show me her pussy. It was fully shaved and cute. Small camel toe and everything tucked up, No labia etc on show. That clince it for me and i stayed and the rest you know. as for the tits there are nothing special. Small and cute to a point but no firm, Small nipps but no response when sucked or played with.

Sounds like a crap one. Should be able to tell if it's the girl from the pics by the fantastic bum

Looking at the pics again i would say its her or someone that looks very much like her.

I saw her last week , she offers a rubbish service, no emotion whats so ever.


Thanks for the input Kinguser2017. Info like this is more useful as a review so other can avoid the same bad experiences. If i had seen a neg review i wouldn't of even bothered to call her, and this is why i posted a review while i was at work on a break on my phone so others could avoid her if they chose to.




Offline legendinho

Thanks for the review and TOFTT Ali  :drinks:

I was going to see her after my post asking for info about her. But once she change her face pictures i I decided against it.

Must appreciated hope your nex one is better  :hi: