Sunderland

[thekingreturns]

  chaps

I am in Sunderland tomorrow night and was hope there was somewhere I can sneak off to for a quickie or at the very least a HE.

Needs to be quick so that the pals I'm with don't suspect anything when I've "nipped back to the room for my phone charger"

Cheers

Alex

[The Outsider]

You best bet would be to leave your phone charger in Newcastle and have to nip back there for it.  Half an hour on the Metro, half an hour booking and half an hour back.  You mates might just notice, but it will still be quicker than finding a decent booking in Sunderland on Saturday night. 

[Tiger63]

You best bet would be to leave your phone charger in Newcastle and have to nip back there for it.  Half an hour on the Metro, half an hour booking and half an hour back.  You mates might just notice, but it will still be quicker than finding a decent booking in Sunderland on Saturday night. 

Except that the Metro will probably break down and he`ll be dumped in Pelaw and never seen again.

[thekingreturns]

Except that the Metro will probably break down and he`ll be dumped in Pelaw and never seen again.

haha looks like a dry weekend for me!! I don't even know what Pelaw is and I already don't like the sound of it 

[waynekerr600]

What about a Mackem lass? Full service for a bag of  chips?

[daviemac]

chaps

I am in Sunderland tomorrow night and was hope there was somewhere I can sneak off to for a quickie or at the very least a HE.

Needs to be quick so that the pals I'm with don't suspect anything when I've "nipped back to the room for my phone charger"

Cheers

Alex

If it's a massage you want have a look here, may be something that takes your fancy.     

Must be here for the football eh ?

What about a Mackem lass? Full service for a bag of  chips?

She'll keep eating them while you do her as well.     

[waynekerr600]

They usually drop their chips when they have an orgasm.

[Wilsonfisk]

They usually drop their chips when they have an orgasm.

Nah, a proper Mackem lass would NEVER drop her chips. 

[waynekerr600]

Apparently they all have C&A in their knickers so they can put them on the right way round.

[Kev3773]

Apparently they all have C&A in their knickers so they can put them on the right way round.

At least they wear knickers, unlike Geordie lasses 

[Sar-Major]

At least they wear knickers, unlike Geordie lasses 

Well we know what part of the area your from now Alfie Boy..........  

 

[waynekerr600]

Thought a Mackem lass in knickers was playing hard to get.

[Kev3773]

Thought a Mackem lass in knickers was playing hard to get.

Possibly !! All I need to say is
"Geordie Shore" 

[thekingreturns]

Well I ended up pulling a native... wasn't half bad actually... would've paid up to £100ph had she been an escort

Cheers for the help guys

 

[daviemac]

Well I ended up pulling a native... wasn't half bad actually... would've paid up to £100ph had she been an escort

Cheers for the help guys

 

If you were here for the footy a good weekend all round then.     

[thekingreturns]

If you were here for the footy a good weekend all round then.     

hahaha yes I was... it was an experience being the only Leeds fan in Vesta Tillys too !!

[daviemac]

hahaha yes I was... it was an experience being the only Leeds fan in Vesta Tillys too !!

Never heard of it mate, beside the wrong river for me, we tend to get a bit of fog on ours and go to Blaydon for the races.   

[Sar-Major]

Never heard of it mate, beside the wrong river for me, we tend to get a bit of fog on ours and go to Blaydon for the races.   

And Me!!!

Wey Aye man, n gan doon ti Shields for a little fishie as weel.............................  

 

[waynekerr600]

If it's a little fishy I'd give it a miss....