Patricia'sweet - TOFTT Nottingham

[EatsShootsAndLeaves]

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No-one's seen this new Rom SP with TGTBT photos, so when my Plan A fell through due to a booking fuck up I decided to take up Mr Fishy's suggestion to TOFTT. I texted 'Patricia' for 30 minutes at £60 and a street name near Castle Boulevard came back. I set off, deep down knowing what I was going to find but clinging to a vain hope that I might strike gold.

I reccied the street and spotted the obvious signs of a Rom knocking shop half way down. The house number came through on the phone and as I approached, a young brunette with a bob appeared and welcomed me in, directing me up the stairs into a room containing little more than a bed.

I pointed out to the brunette with the bob that she didn't have long blonde hair and wasn't the girl I was expecting. At this, she became confused and lost the ability to speak English. The awkward pause was broken by the doorbell which she went off to answer. I heard voices and another punter was shown to one of the other two bedrooms before the girl came back and asked what I wanted to do.

Well I thought, seeing as I'm here... so I asked what services and the girl responds "Massage, blowjob, sex". Is that OWO I ask? Predictably it's another £20, and no doubt kissing is another £20, touching her arse £20 etc, breathing £20 etc. so I say 'no thanks' and make ready to leave.

"One moment, blonde girl" she says and darts out the room again. I wait expectantly... is the mystery blonde arse on legs going to appear or is Sergei going to come and rough me up? I decide to wait and see...

She returns with another girl, in a towel, and amazingly she's blonde, well mostly, apart from the roots and shoulder length pulled back. My interest is waining but I ask about the long hair and she tells me she used to have extensions. She's slim, not bad looking and her English is notably very good but she has a serious 'Leslie Ash' (well half of one) so I decide I'd rather keep my £60 and avoid further haggling and disappointing service. I cut my losses and leave.

In all honesty, it was what I expected but it was worth a punt. On the way back to the car I stopped for a plate of chips and a decent pint. It's good that some things can always be relied upon!

ESAL   

[CoolTiger]

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No-one's seen this new Rom SP with TGTBT photos, so when my Plan A fell through due to a booking fuck up I decided to take up Mr Fishy's suggestion to TOFTT. I texted 'Patricia' for 30 minutes at £60 and a street name near Castle Boulevard came back. I set off, deep down knowing what I was going to find but clinging to a vain hope that I might strike gold.

I reccied the street and spotted the obvious signs of a Rom knocking shop half way down. The house number came through on the phone and as I approached, a young brunette with a bob appeared and welcomed me in, directing me up the stairs into a room containing little more than a bed.

I pointed out to the brunette with the bob that she didn't have long blonde hair and wasn't the girl I was expecting. At this, she became confused and lost the ability to speak English. The awkward pause was broken by the doorbell which she went off to answer. I heard voices and another punter was shown to one of the other two bedrooms before the girl came back and asked what I wanted to do.

Well I thought, seeing as I'm here... so I asked what services and the girl responds "Massage, blowjob, sex". Is that OWO I ask? Predictably it's another £20, and no doubt kissing is another £20, touching her arse £20 etc, breathing £20 etc. so I say 'no thanks' and make ready to leave.

"One moment, blonde girl" she says and darts out the room again. I wait expectantly... is the mystery blonde arse on legs going to appear or is Sergei going to come and rough me up? I decide to wait and see...

She returns with another girl, in a towel, and amazingly she's blonde, well mostly, apart from the roots and shoulder length pulled back. My interest is waining but I ask about the long hair and she tells me she used to have extensions. She's slim, not bad looking and her English is notably very good but she has a serious 'Leslie Ash' (well half of one) so I decide I'd rather keep my £60 and avoid further haggling and disappointing service. I cut my losses and leave.

In all honesty, it was what I expected but it was worth a punt. On the way back to the car I stopped for a plate of chips and a decent pint. It's good that some things can always be relied upon!

ESAL   

Well done in walking away. A number of us would have thought with our 2nd brain and seen the 2nd girl, some even the 1st one.

Care to review the chippy?? 

EDIT
On this occassion you should have signed off EAL   

[CoolTiger]

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Well I thought, seeing as I'm here... so I asked what services and the girl responds "Massage, blowjob, sex". Is that OWO I ask? Predictably it's another £20, and no doubt kissing is another £20, touching her arse £20 etc, breathing £20 etc. so I say 'no thanks' and make ready to leave.

That's a new one 

I must remember to take an additional £20 for this when I next visit a Romanian, tollythebest.

[snapontool]

Well I do despair reading some posts on here from time to time but this review made an old man smile, brilliant review, I like a bit of humour, bless you 'SHOOTS'...
 

[EatsShootsAndLeaves]

Well done in walking away. A number of us would have thought with our 2nd brain and seen the 2nd girl, some even the 1st one.

Care to review the chippy?? 

EDIT
On this occassion you should have signed off EAL   

I would have seen the first girl, but when she wanted extra for OWO it made me think "What else?" and reminded me of various shit punts I'd had early in my punting career, hence I decided to walk even when the 2nd one appeared. It wasn't unexpected and I wasn't that bothered as it was Plan B. They weren't bothered either, guess it wasn't worth any hassle.

What did surprise me though, was with a bit of inside punting knowledge, how easy it was to spot their house on a street of about 100 properties!

I won't review the chippy on this occasion, but there was a rather nice EE girl serving.

Wonder if she has a link...

 

[HailWood]

Great read ESAL; takes real chutzpah to walk 
saddened but not surprised by the outcome. Interested to hear about the characteristics you spot for a Rommie knocking shop.

[CoolTiger]

Great read ESAL; takes real chutzpah to walk 
saddened but not surprised by the outcome. Interested to hear about the characteristics you spot for a Rommie knocking shop.

Move over former foxes Dion Dublin 

[EatsShootsAndLeaves]

All curtains upstairs and downstairs closed, no ornaments on show, bedroom windows open and a couple of bottles on the bedroom window sill.

Only one house ticked all four!

It's the bottles that give it away every time. They're reachable from the bed and there's no other furniture in the room to stand them on.   

[CoolTiger]

All curtains upstairs and downstairs closed, no ornaments on show, bedroom windows open and a couple of bottles on the bedroom window sill.

Only one house ticked all four!

It's the bottles that give it away every time. They're reachable from the bed and there's no other furniture in the room to stand them on.   

CT Makes a mental note

[mrfishyfoo]

FFS. 

Good on you for slinging your hook though fella. 

[HailWood]

All curtains upstairs and downstairs closed, no ornaments on show, bedroom windows open and a couple of bottles on the bedroom window sill.

Only one house ticked all four!

It's the bottles that give it away every time. They're reachable from the bed and there's no other furniture in the room to stand them on.   

Brilliant! i won't be able to wander down any street in future without searching for those signs 

[Picti]

So LeavesEatsAndSavesToShootAnotherDay.

Well done on walking. It can feel uncomfortable but if more of us did so, maybe they'd think about their approach. One thing is certain that when the money is handed over they don't need to think about anything.