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External Link/Members OnlyComms: straight forward and in almost perfect English (Andrea is Romanian by birth but has been living in the UK for 9 years). She texted me the hotel details first thing in the morning as agreed before hand. I sent her a text about 5 minutes before the appointment to get the room number. Andrea phones me back straight away and gave me the room number plus details on how to get to the hotel lift without going past reception.
Location: I pretty bog standard hotel on a main road into Birmingham City Centre (about 5-10 minutes walk to Five Ways depending on your walking speed). The hotel room was clean but in need of some serious TLC. I made jokes with Andrea about breaking stuff when the towel holder fell off and clattered to the floor. The bed was fit for purpose though.
The lady: I think Andrea's AW photos add 10 pounds too her, she's much better in the flesh. Andrea does have small breasts to what I'm used to seeing but in all fairness I don't really care about size as much as I care about them not being too sensitive (not a problem for Andrea). Andrea's AW profile says she's 27 but she has a youthful face that she could use to great affect if she lowered her advertised age to early 20's.
The event: I booked Andrea based on her positive first impression with posts on UKE. Due to the all too commonly posted negative reviews of far too many Romanian escorts I held back for a while but a positive review of Andrea and a desire for some good sex after my punting mojo started to recover resulted in an impulsive booking,
Once I got in to Andrea's bog standard but spacious hotel room we quickly sorted out the money and I was offered a bottle of water. I was also offered a shower (taken from my time) and was almost blown away by the force of the shower (which I had been warned by).
Upon leaving then shower I returned to find Andrea still dressed in her little black dress which she kept on. We kissed nice proper kiss, and then moved to the bed so she could work her way down to my cock and start sucking it. Andrea used an almost deepthroat head bob style for the blowjob which was exceptionally pleasant. I could feel her tongue on my shaft near the base whilst the head of my cock slid in to her throat. She didn't take me entirely in to her mouth but only just.
Andrea took her time with the blowjob and I was more than happy to let her. Sadly Andrea doesn't allow clients to cum in her mouth so after a while I asked her to stop as I reached down and started to unzip her dress. The dress soon hit the floor. We lay on the bed kissing and cuddling as one of my hands explored her arse, legs and between her legs (very hot before you ask). Andrea's bra and knickers hit the floor as I licked and kissed her breasts before sucking her nipples. Then I went down on Andrea and ate her pussy (a little stubbly but not a problem) until she had a nice sounding orgasm that appeared genuine. I slipped a finger in to her pussy and then tasted her, sadly it was obvious that Andrea pre-lubed before I arrived or whilst I was in the shower but she's a working escort, not a girlfriend or fuckbuddy, so this is just one of those things. I prefer the taste of pussy juice to lube but at least it was a tasteless water based variant. I should point out at this point that despite working in a hotel all day (no idea how many clients) Andrea was pristine and clean, even in the heat that had left me needing a second shower when I got to her hotel room.
It was time to fuck Andrea. She sucked my cock some more before deftly applying a condom. The condom firmly in place Andrea sat astride me, slipped my cock in to her pussy and started to ride me. As mentioned by other reviewers Andrea is exceptionally good at making all the right noises whilst she's being fucked and she's good at riding cock too. I raised my knees up and pushed her forwards so we could kiss as she rode up and down on my hard shaft. We rolled over to missionary and then I screwed her deep and hard until I had a thunderous orgasm up to my balls in her pussy.
We had joked earlier about Andrea being a Romanian escort, talking about the shite service she was supposed to deliver to live up to the stereotype. This was where Andrea got her revenge for my rubbish jokes, she threw a pack of facial wet wipes at me rather than clean me up. When I protested she said 'what? They're good expensive ones, stop complaining'.
We took a break and had an enjoyable chat until I felt her hand snaking around my cock again to get me ready for round two. This time Andrea varied the bob blowjob with some firm licking of the front of my cock where the shaft meets the foreskin and head. Once again I had to stop her because she would have had me shooting in her mouth had she continued. Another condom and more cowgirl followed this time with a lot more kissing. I rolled her on to her back for more missionary and told her I planned to give her a facial for the finale which she agreed to. I sat up so I was kneeling, hooked her legs over my arms as she lay on her back and then gave her a good pounding between the thighs. The appropriate noises she made last time seemed a lot louder this time as I arched my back to rub the head of my cock against her g-spot as I fucked her. Eventually I felt that surge of pleasure in my balls and with some deep hard thrust I came inside her again (in the condom of course). The facial had been forgotten and quite frankly I didn't care one little bit about it. Andrea was a lot slower to move this time, lying on he bed with her eyes closed and a look of bliss on her face. I cleaned myself up again, leaving her to relax on the bed until she started to finally move. We chatted some more, by this time I felt completely relaxed and sexually satisfied, until she offered me another shower. I refused the shower as I could smell her very faintly on my skin and I wanted to keep that scent on my for a bit longer. I asked her about the time (it felt like I'd been there 3 hours by this point but actually we had just come to the end of the agreed 2 hours) so I dressed, kissed and cuddles her goodbye before she quietly sneaked me out of her room. Quite funny considering how noisily we had been fucking for the last two hours.
Andrea Meddan has had to fight some of the negativity aimed mostly fairly at Romanian escorts but she's done it the best way possible by providing a good quality service. I was lucky enough to book Andrea at her introductory rate but that is now over. Even at £120 per hour I would book Andrea again and I have plans to. If Andrea can pace herself to avoid burnout I suspect she'll be one of the top Birmingham escorts by the end of 2018.