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Author Topic: Newbie to punting - 2013 so far - could be better  (Read 3471 times)

I have never considered this until 4 months ago and then I found AW. It is only a part time fantasy not an everyday thing but this site was so different to vivastreet pages and what seems the expensive parlour service websites where there is virtually no way those girls look like the photos shown.

Anyway girl 1, found her flat and when the door opened it was not what it said on the tin. As I didn't know what to do and the girl looked similar I thought oh well. Was too polite and when it finished I thought I've been done.

Girl 2 and few weeks later. Agreed to meet at city centre hotel. Spoke night before and was ano show on the day

Girl 3 similar to 2 and another no show

Finding girls with flats not hotels on AW i though last weekend would be better. Turned up, met by lovely girl at the door, gave the money and exchanged conversation, then heard screaming from in the qflat and was suddenly told that here is my money back and I have to leave. Turns out her flat mates pet ferret fell off the balcony.

Even though her AW sign is available today, I rang and ( being foreign their language can be sometimes confusing) said she has gone away for a few days.

So has not been great and I thought I better share............  :cry:


Offline EnglishRebecca121

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Hi and welcome

im sure some of the members can advise you to a girl suitible for you

Offline carlisle78

I'm sure you will get lots of great advice here - in the meantime I can't help because I'm wetting myself laughing about that fucking ferret - that's the funniest thing I have heard in ages.

 :lol:
Banning reason: Trolling another member because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. Also known as EdiTed on other sites.

Offline Lz-129

So what location are you looking in?
I like you am very new to this but I've had a whale of a time on the whole itch only one piss poor punt

This site and the members have helped me find my way through the AW jungle,

They are out there and finding a good girl won't be that tricky to find but there are loads of crap as you've found out!

Check out the review board here for your area

Best of luck :thumbsup:

I'm sure you will get lots of great advice here - in the meantime I can't help because I'm wetting myself laughing about that fucking ferret - that's the funniest thing I have heard in ages.

 :lol:

is Ferret Romanian for mobile phone? :D

Offline Devil Man

Which city are you punting in?

Sounds like you've had shit luck so far :/

Love the replies.....when I was told a ferret had fallen from the balcony I thought it was not happening

I live in the leeds area and the girls I have mentioned ( according to AW) are polish and British. The the bonkers situations have been the foreigners....

I am looking for a slim girl but not those photoshopped pictures that I see on the likes of the leeds escort centres



Offline Lz-129

Love the replies.....when I was told a ferret had fallen from the balcony I thought it was not happening

I live in the leeds area and the girls I have mentioned ( according to AW) are polish and British. The the bonkers situations have been the foreigners....

I am looking for a slim girl but not those photoshopped pictures that I see on the likes of the leeds escort centres

What age girl you looking for? Sarahjayne might be able to help with local girls to Leeds

I was thinking under 28 as I am not much older.

Offline Lurtz

Turned up, met by lovely girl at the door, gave the money and exchanged conversation, then heard screaming from in the flat and was suddenly told that here is my money back and I have to leave. Turns out her flat mate's pet ferret fell off the balcony.


That's the only post I've laughed at all week. Please stick around.  :)

What do you do when a polish girl in broken English asks you to leave. I am standing in a room and there is screaming next door. I thought this could be a problem. She comes back in with my money, and says I need to go quick. I thought he said a person on had jumped so was thinking let's get out of here.

I take the stairs and just as I get to the ground floor there are 2 girls in nightclothes running out the lift door past me.

I left not knowing what was going on but called later and was told it was the pet ferret that fell

Not sure if I should have laughed or cried at that moment  :(


Offline sarahjayneleeds

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I was thinking under 28 as I am not much older.

Hi Geoff,

Depending on your budget but the good agencies are IKS, Bunnies and Playmates but rates around £130 to £150ph.

If you like EE the current popular lady seems to be www.adultwork.com/1865790 or https://www.adultwork.com/HONEY+LEYLA+4U  Apparently the second picture in the profile may not be her but the main one definitely is and a bargain at £60 ph. :)

Offline CoolTiger

What do you do when a polish girl in broken English asks you to leave. I am standing in a room and there is screaming next door. I thought this could be a problem. She comes back in with my money, and says I need to go quick. I thought he said a person on had jumped so was thinking let's get out of here.

I take the stairs and just as I get to the ground floor there are 2 girls in nightclothes running out the lift door past me.

I left not knowing what was going on but called later and was told it was the pet ferret that fell

Not sure if I should have laughed or cried at that moment  :(



You were lucky on 2 counts...

1 You were given your money back
2 More importantly, you were still clothed, so able to make a quick exit.

Offline Melb

Avoid Leeds. Last time I was there, on my way to a punt, a ferret fell out if the sky - landed on my chest and slid down my front slashing my scrotum to shreds.

Had to tell my wife I'd been to Newcastle and walked past a rough creche.

Offline talkso

Finding girls with flats not hotels on AW i though last weekend would be better. Turned up, met by lovely girl at the door, gave the money and exchanged conversation, then heard screaming from in the qflat and was suddenly told that here is my money back and I have to leave. Turns out her flat mates pet ferret fell off the balcony.

What a load of cobblers!

Online NIK

What a load of cobblers!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.  :rolleyes:

Offline overhead

Yeah, maybe there are a few jokers on here too, but I have to say that generally it does seem to be getting very much worse lately. I've been blown out at the last minute several times in the last couple of weeks. They talk the talk, tick all the boxes and you think you've made an arrangement that's going to work, and then at the last minute there's some stupid excuse, or you turn up to an appointed postcode and then nothing. I hate these ones that bait you into driving for a fair distance and then leave you high and dry. Noticeably worse within an hour drive of London. I've had it happen recently in Oxford, MK, Bucks, Berks and the Surrey Hampshire borders. It's always AW advertisers that do it, and I'm going to try to find other sources.

« Last Edit: July 31, 2013, 03:17:21 AM by overhead »

Offline Marmalade

Avoid Leeds. Last time I was there, on my way to a punt, a ferret fell out if the sky - landed on my chest and slid down my front slashing my scrotum to shreds.

Do you have a link? I find the AW profilers with ferrets rarely have links these days. Melb, I know you don't want to give too much away, but I think you should provide a link for other scrotum-shredding ferret lovers out there. I'm not saying nobody would believe you, but I've a suspicion the ferret scene in Leeds is pretty bad just now. I saw one gouging a guy's brains out the other day, and the poor guy thought that was what sex was like. I had to scoop up the remains and put them in his satchel.

Offline Lz-129

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.  :rolleyes:

It was funny though :)

Offline Melb

Here's the proof

www.dailymail.com/ferret :wacko:.trafficking.by.sex.workers.shockhorror.html

Offline potato

Maybe it was a "guard ferret" whilst the girls were saving up for a guard dog  :)

I'm remaining neutral on whether this is troll activity, ferrets are quite popular "up norf" so it is obscure enough to be feasible!

Offline daveev

A little expensive and false tits, but wont let you down and you'll have a great time.

https://www.adultwork.com/SweetAsCandii

Online Jimmyredcab

A little expensive and false tits, but wont let you down and you'll have a great time.

https://www.adultwork.com/SweetAsCandii

£150 is extortionate for oop North.
Extras charged for.
Plastic tits.
Not a single face picture.      :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:


Turns out her flat mates pet ferret fell off the balcony.


Happens all the time in my neck of the woods.

The experiences you've had can be typical and form part of the punting hobby frustrations.

Others on here suggest finding a regular proSSi£ and get a good reliable service. Don't get too fluffy though.



I live in the leeds area and the girls I have mentioned ( according to AW) are polish and British.

Some nice ones tour Leeds on and off. Look for good feedback from a range of different clients.. not repeat fluffy ones.


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