Punting routine/ritual

[Acer]

Here's mine..

Daytime - Book WG for 10pm

Daytime - Bet on the evening footy match (mostly HT-FT Home win)

7.30 set off to watch match

7.30 - 9.45 watch match and have a couple of shandys

10.00 punt

11.30 sushi or king prawn chow mein to complete the night.

Typical punting day

[haystacks79]

Hmm, OK, I normally start a few days before, as I book in advance and we arrange a convenient day - as I'm only visiting regulars now my routine is pretty well worked out, and we can have a bit of an exchange of texts in advance of the actual punt. On the day itself it's off to work as normal (far too early in the morning), but includes a confirmation text sent at a convenient moment during the day, just to check all is OK. Then it's finish work and off home for a quick bite to eat, then shower and head off, I allow an hour to get there, as I arrive on foot (that last climb up the hill is done slowly!) I'll usually stop at a convenient seat with a good view, then around 5-10 minutes before I'm due (usually 7.30pm) I'll phone just to check everything is ready, and I head for the door.

And two hours or so later I'm happy and walking back down the hill again, on my way home. When I get there, I'll generally send a text to say thank you and goodnight. Yes, I know I'm a fluffy, but it works for me!

[CoolTiger]

Here's mine..



7.30 - 9.45 watch match and have a couple of shandys

10.00 punt

11.30 sushi or king prawn chow mein to complete the night.

Typical punting day

You must be supporting a team with a very low attendance, in order to be out of the ground and at her premises by 10pm!!
Wolves or Bham Ground by any chance?

[lancashireman12345]

Pre punt - the ritual can vary.

But post punt - I've NO idea why and I do it every time ... and it's the only time I'll ever go there ... but I'll go to McDonald's and get myself a meal (not a Happy Meal lol).

[Andre 3000]

I like to do mine early afternoon My ritual is Ready Brek and bananas to give me some energy.

Give my place a little tidy up

Have my bath and air dry routine. Go on my laptop to check that the lady is indeed up for meeting that day.

Receive an on my way text from the WG

Start playing my punting playlist on the surround system while I chillout.

Countdown the mins until the train arrives at the station and I can see the lady approaching my place.

Hear that buzzer ringing and knowing it's showtime...

[Lz-129]

Mine are just totally random, absolutely no routine to it at all, it just used to depend on when I could get away but now its much more to do with how much spare cash I got

[Acer]

You must be supporting a team with a very low attendance, in order to be out of the ground and at her premises by 10pm!!
Wolves or Bham Ground by any chance?

  nice one!

But no. I go to pub/bookies near to where I punt and oggle the fit chicks to get me in the mood (passers by) then all ready to go!

[Artist101]

Having never punted, but planning my first I don't have a routine. Was wondering how far in advance bookings are generally made? Also, do you guys know what to expect each time (outfits, likes/dislikes) after communication with the WG? I'm looking at the bathbabes house so would appreciate any particular advice.
I'd imagine I'd be full of nervous energy pre punt and probably slightly paranoid, especially when leaving the premises 

[Marmalade]

Having never punted, but planning my first I don't have a routine. Was wondering how far in advance bookings are generally made? Also, do you guys know what to expect each time (outfits, likes/dislikes) after communication with the WG? I'm looking at the bathbabes house so would appreciate any particular advice.
I'd imagine I'd be full of nervous energy pre punt and probably slightly paranoid, especially when leaving the premises 

You've been faffing like a back-to-front girl's blouse for nearly a month now. This, btw, is a punters' forum. Why don't you let us know, in your next post, that you've dipped your dick and joined the club.

Alternatively, I hear Mumsnet has lots of good chat. You don't have to meet anyone: just move your right hand (or left if you're left handed) up and down a bit. For a subtle variation, try melon or cucumber. Watch the juice doesn't leave squidgy bits on the keyboard or wifey might give you a right telling off!

Cover your computer trails well. For everything else, there's condoms.

[hollysbeenabadgirl]

Was wondering how far in advance bookings are generally made? Also, do you guys know what to expect each time (outfits, likes/dislikes) after communication with the WG?

You ask for it a month in advance or call an hour before depending on you. All girls work differently, some only accept advance bookings, some only on the day. Outfits...ask if it matters. Services...you double check the WG offers what she says she does before confirming the booking. If you are faffing, I suggest making a booking a week in advance so you get it sorted.

But post punt - I've NO idea why and I do it every time ... and it's the only time I'll ever go there ... but I'll go to McDonald's and get myself a meal (not a Happy Meal lol).

Off topic as I a gal. But the only time I ever eat junk is after an incall day, negates the calorie burning, but just can not help myself. If I did any more incalls, I'd have to advertise as a BBW frankly.

[Thepacifist]

I usually punt around 3pm because i don't like to punt late at night in London. I usually take the tube to their place, looking on google maps. Then after the punt i also love having some fast food, usually a big mac and double cheeseburger. Then i just make my way home to have a smoke and go back on the forum.

[NightKid]

You've been faffing like a back-to-front girl's blouse for nearly a month now.

That's nothing. I just posted in another thread whose OP asked info on southern WGs in March and claimed to have had his first punt 4 months later, in the North 

[DannyJames]

The only things I do that are close to a routine are to not eat before a punt (delicate stomach) and to eat until I am close to bursting post-punt.

[Rochdull lad]

The only things I do that are close to a routine are to not eat before a punt (delicate stomach) and to eat until I am close to bursting post-punt.

Same here, more or less; except that my non-eating is to ensure that my medication [now that Pfizer's patent has expired, this month's repeat prescription has produced a generic for Viagra, btw] goes onto an empty stomach, while my healthy appetite post-punt is to replace burned-off calories.

I presume your reason for the healthy appetite is similar, DJ?

[squeezebox]

Here's mine..

Daytime - Book WG for 10pm

Daytime - Bet on the evening footy match (mostly HT-FT Home win)

7.30 set off to watch match

7.30 - 9.45 watch match and have a couple of shandys

10.00 punt

11.30 sushi or king prawn chow mein to complete the night.

Typical punting day

Aim to book within a 48 hour timescale, initially by telephone.

Confirm in the morning.

Personal grooming and arrive 10 minutes before hand.

Hot bath in evening and early night.

[Marmalade]

You ask for it a month in advance or call an hour before depending on you. All girls work differently, some only accept advance bookings, some only on the day. Outfits...ask if it matters. Services...you double check the WG offers what she says she does before confirming the booking. If you are faffing, I suggest making a booking a week in advance so you get it sorted.

Fair point, but I'd estimate, based on experience, there are very few girls that can be relied on for a booking made a month in advance. A lot can barely manage a week, especially if it's a short time. But either way yes, if the OP noob is genuine he should stop faffing and get the booking made, as a commitment to himself as much as anything. Otherwise afaiaa, he needs to grow a pair and come back here when he has a need. All this prolonged hand-holding is not only a bit gay but I question whether someone should be encouraged to go and see a prostitute if their urge is not strong enough to act on.

I'd say the most common booking ritual is book a day or two beforehand. Then confirm on the day or the night before. I mostly do same day bookings but that's due to my own commitments and it can cause problems as some of them need at least a day to get organised enough to get out of their bed.

[Marmalade]

That's nothing. I just posted in another thread whose OP asked info on southern WGs in March and claimed to have had his first punt 4 months later, in the North 

Did he post a reliable review?

[rudolph hucker]

Get up with the horn.
Go to work, book a regular who I know won't fuck me around.
Fuck her.
Go back to work.
Get home, smoke some fags and drink some single malt.
Heaven.

[son_doobie]

find wg in the area the next day, phone or text to book, usually for around 10 or 11am, can't arouse suspicion so get bath night before, shave upstairs and down,go to work in morning, ring about 9 to confirm,take mouthwash with me, goto location, quick rinse out and deodorant, wham bam thank-you maam then back to work with a massive grin on my face because its early I'm as fresh as possible, and by the time I get in on the night any dodgey smells should have gone

[NightKid]

Did he post a reliable review?

Hell no https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15680.0

On topic, a shower before and after the deed, preferably with anti-bacterial substances.

[pokenn]

Usually book either same day or day before, but have booked up to a week ahead.
Prefer evening punt as I can then head off to bed feeling satisfied. But have punted in the morning or afternoon and that was fine.

I don't really have a ritual. Just have a shower before. If an outcall then give the place a quick tidy and clean sheets on the bed.

Of course the other "routine" is
1. Call an arrange booking
2. Confirm by text an hours or two before
3. WG texts back with something like "Yeah that's great Hun xxx"
4. Text from WG 5 mins after appointment saying "Sorry can't make it my Gran's just died (again). When do you want to rebook? xxx"

[Pauluk1]

Always go for a lunchtime or early afternoon punt.  Always punt on a day off work.  If i'm working I just want to go home and have a few cans.
Post punt, for some reason always go for a KFC.  Not sure why, never go there any other time.

[hollysbeenabadgirl]

Fair point, but I'd estimate, based on experience, there are very few girls that can be relied on for a booking made a month in advance.

*Shrugs* At my hourly rate, I am happy to be booked at 05:00 on Sunday morning frankly.

[Marmalade]

*Shrugs* At my hourly rate, I am happy to be booked at 05:00 on Sunday morning frankly.

With no photos, I'm sure you're happy to be booked at all.

Even though you are way over my max age limit I would maybe call you on it if I was staying nearby some day. 5am happens to be a good time for me quite often in fact. But you don't do half hours and 120 is too much to gamble on an unknown spin IMO. A half hour of solid shagging is usually quite sufficient for my prossie needs. No point in paying you another half hour to watch you wake up!
 

Oh and I almost forgot - I treat UKP members as off-limits generally. Consider it my form of respect.
 

[hollysbeenabadgirl]

With no photos, I'm sure you're happy to be booked at all.

Normally are, but taken down yesterday due to my man requesting my face is taken offline, new up over next 24hrs.
Quite the opposite, some of us just top up from AW.

[Daffodil]

That's nothing. I just posted in another thread whose OP asked info on southern WGs in March and claimed to have had his first punt 4 months later, in the North 

So what's the big deal?

What is an appropriate length of time from first thought/enquiring about punting to fucking a prossie, in your opinion?

[Daffodil]

Regarding routines, none for me. I'll just check new girls in my area and my hotlist when I fancy a punt, make a few enquiries, go and fuck one of them 

[NightKid]

So what's the big deal?

What is an appropriate length of time from first thought/enquiring about punting to fucking a prossie, in your opinion?

No big deal, apart from whoever it is could likely be chain yankers.

There's no appropriate length of time, take a century if you want but do not blame others for thinking troll! if you do so. 

[Daffodil]

No big deal, apart from whoever it is could likely be chain yankers.

There's no appropriate length of time, take a century if you want but do not blame others for thinking troll! if you do so. 

Members here can be way too quick to shout troll and it discourages new posters. Taking a few months to go from never punted to first punt hardly sounds like a trolling exercise.

[NightKid]

Members here can be way too quick to shout troll and it discourages new posters. Taking a few months to go from never punted to first punt hardly sounds like a trolling exercise.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15704.msg243900#msg243900

[Daffodil]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15704.msg243900#msg243900

What is your point? Try some independent thought....

[NightKid]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15704.msg243900#msg243900

What is your point? Try some independent thought....

What NIK said IS my point.

[Daffodil]

What is your point? Try some independent thought....


What NIK said IS my point.

Where does Nik say posting in the wrong section means they're a troll?

[NightKid]

Where does Nik say posting in the wrong section means they're a troll?

If you don't understand it in the first place I'm not going to bother explaining, especially when your intentions are clearly just to argue for the sake of it.

To the others, my apologies for derailing the thread a little. 

[Daffodil]

If you don't understand it in the first place I'm not going to bother explaining, especially when your intentions are clearly just to argue for the sake of it.

To the others, my apologies for derailing the thread a little. 

Not my intention at all. You're pretty new here yourself, and have been called a troll by at least one member. How ironic it's now you who is bandying about the term :roll eyes:

Just because a new poster asked for some advice a few months ago and then had the temerity to not fuck a prossie within your acceptable timeframe and then posted on the wrong section, he's now a troll.

He appears as genuine to me as any other new poster, but now may not post here again. Good work 

[NightKid]

He appears as genuine to me as any other new poster, but now may not post here again. Good work 

Seeing as how he continued posting (and in the correct manner, I might add), there's your mountain out of molehill. 
Also, lest I be accused of not helping fellow UKP-ians, the :roll eyes: emoticon has no spaces 

P.S. Sorry lads, couldn't resist. Last one, I swear! 

[Daffodil]

Seeing as how he continued posting (and in the correct manner, I might add), there's your mountain out of molehill. 
Also, lest I be accused of not helping fellow UKP-ians, the :roll eyes: emoticon has no spaces 

P.S. Sorry lads, couldn't resist. Last one, I swear! 

And you were proved wrong  Maybe, in future, you will be less quick to jump on new posters for fuck all, or perhaps not.

Unfortunately, autocorrect on the mac will occasionally pop a space into 'rollseyes', and if I don't notice then the emoticon doesn't display. Still, well done on the spot. Makes you look very clever 

[Estoril]

I normally view/save the WG's pics pre punt but never wank off over them until I seen the girl. 

[Sonny Crockett]

If book in advance, I contact lady to confirm I am attending and ask for location details. At 10am approx, I take my Tibetan Herbal Supplement. Then I set off by train and taxi/walk to lady's place. Once arrived I walk around the area. Then 10mins before on the street, I contact the lady to say I'm there and ask for flat/house number, which I am then given and I then go to the lady's for the punt. I have my 1 hour punt, shower and leave. From waking up until the end of the punt, I do not eat anything, in order for my Tibetan Herbal Supplement to kick in.

If I book on the day, then I contact the lady to make a booking, and I get the location details. The rest is ditto.