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A strange turn of events here; I messaged Olivia about whether she sees Asian gentlemen for bookings, because, in one part of her profile, it states that she ONLY sees white-British men, but somewhere else, it says she's willing to see Asians and other ethnicities . I'm confused, so I text her a polite message, and she cracked!

Granted, I may have misread something, but surely there's no need to react like this?

I also checked her reviews afterwards on here, and they are terrible. 2 negative reviews... I'm glad I avoided her.
Still, she brightened up my dull evening a bit. Thanks Olivia.


Me: "Hi. Do you see Asian gentlemen?"

Olivia: "I see British and Indian British gentleman booked in into hotels in Birmingham."

Me: So, incalls are excluded?

Olivia: "Why are you contacting me at all when ignoring to read my profile where I say a dozen times "OUTCALLS ONLY!" You are anything than a gentleman."

Me: "I cloaked my ignorance on purpose to make out your attitude. Your previous message has sealed conviction to never see you. Thanks x"

Olivia: "I'm entitled my attitude. So, dodgy by playing around and Asian? No, thanks"

"Also you aren't Indian. Most probably Muslim like I see on your WhatsApp. I'd rather cut off my leg."

"Typical what people say about you guys... German honesty and efficiency NEVER suits to your dodgy attitude. You are blocked. Go gamble and pray, hypocrite!"

"Missed call from Olivia"

Me: "My God... You are deluded. Looks like someone is on the run from the psych ward, and forgot to take their pills."

I think my last message wasn't delivered because she may have had already blocked me by the time I sent it. I wish I had answered her call during this conversation, though...

[hungrypunt]

Profile looks like war and peace...jeez
vorsprung durch technik as they say in Germany

[jackdaw]

Jeez, does she really expect anybody to read that profile?

I've seen shorter novels.

[cognito]

You read that profile and you actually tried to book her ? She comes across as completely mental .

[Taggart]

She's making a big impression. 3 reviews, 1 neutral, two neg.
WHy come to the UK and it's cesspit of nationalities and a high chance of an Asian client?
Dont they have care in the community in the Fatherland?

[CoolTiger]

She's making a big impression. 3 reviews, 1 neutral, two neg.
WHy come to the UK and it's cesspit of nationalities and a high chance of an Asian client?
Dont they have care in the community in the Fatherland?

Especially in Birmingham

[CoolTiger]

You read that profile and you actually tried to book her ? She comes across as completely mental .

+1

No DFK, let alone FK. Mentions she has OCD for OWO, etc.

[scutty brown]

blonde blue eyed german who hates muslims and other untermensch...
you see where this is going can't you?

probably has a clit ring with a swastika swinging off it

[CoolTiger]

She's making a big impression. 3 reviews, 1 neutral, two neg.

Small house split into flats. Not great to be honest. A bit grubby and dog hair everywhere.

Olivia

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HER PHOTOS. A negative has been given for this. She has just put up a new photo as her profile where she looks stunning. SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS AT THE MOMENT. She states size 12. I'd say she's a 14/16 with tummy fat. Face is much fatter now as you can imagine. Not unattractive, but nothing like the photos. Great tits though. Won't say much more on her appearance.

She doesn't stop talking and is a bit wierd to be honest.

I feel a bit bad being this harsh, but her photos completely misrepresent her and for that this review stands. There isn't a single photo on her public view that I would recognise her from.

What a let down. Met her few weeks ago. She is no super model. Actually quite fat with big tummy hanging out. A level was kind of ok but she made it clear that she will not be able to do it for long. No OW.

Her place is VERY SMALL and there is a dog in such a small place.Looked very dingy. Stay away as far as you can. Communication was good as her English very good. Never again in million years. Not worth a penny. Pics are very old as she has put on loads weight.

Those profile pictures are definitely her but out of date at least 5-6 yrs old since she has lost her slim body. Blonde pictures of her profile is a good represention of her face. But she's now a size 12, and curvy with nice boobs. After the payment she made it clear what's on offer- massage, OW and sex, no FK/DFK though initially I was aware about her profile so didn't expect that much what she'll offer.

Limited services and lack of enthusiasm which is why it's a neutral for me.

Pity he never read any of the 3 reviews on here...

[jsparky]

Jesus, how could anyone be fooled by the over photoshop pictures? It looks like her head was put on someone else body!

[Type_O_Negative]

OK guys - it happened before my UKPunting days. I banged her like crazy circa 2014-15, at that time she lived in Cricklewood in Bus Garage area, it was a quiet residential area. I had a good time with her, special rates as a good regular and all these things. No kissing and no OWO at all  Maybe they were for her Irish boyfriend 

Anyway she may sound like a fruitcake but i have good memories of her. BTW she must be in her late 30's now.

[shagmore]

Why do WG's put down so much fucking shit on their profile, we don't want to know their life story, just a little about themselves, what they will do and won't, end of.
We don't have time to read all this shit, we want to go fuck not read. If I wanted to read I would go do an evening class in something.
 

[munterhunter]

Fuckin Hell she does go on a bit doesn't she?
She either loves the sound of her own voice or she's had some really shit punters and is desperately trying to weed out the dregs BUT she doesn't make it easy.
She says...I only meet white British men and British Born Asians then she says a few I do make exceptions for "Gentlemen"
Why not just say Be clean Be respectful Turn up on time and don't take the piss..??

[misterali]

I fear she might scream Sieg Heil post coitus with a certain salute. Definitely a tad disconcerting.

[scutty brown]

I fear she might scream Sieg Heil post coitus with a certain salute. Definitely a tad disconcerting.

Just remembered I've got a very rare version of a German SA (Brownshirt) dagger which my father picked up in Germany during the war.
Do you think she'd be impressed if I wore it to a meet?

[joe diddley]

Just remembered I've got a very rare version of a German SA (Brownshirt) dagger which my father picked up in Germany during the war.
Do you think she'd be impressed if I wore it to a meet?

My old man picked up a load of German stuff during the war too but in Belgium. I remember that he also had a dagger of some kind, an iron cross (2nd class, I think), some excellent binoculars and a luger pistol (no ammo luckily!) which he probably lifted from some captives. Was in a tank in a Scottish regiment fighting in northern Europe.

[Boinky]

Just remembered I've got a very rare version of a German SA (Brownshirt) dagger which my father picked up in Germany during the war.
Do you think she'd be impressed if I wore it to a meet?

Perhaps you could roleplay the PanzerWagen Kommander und die Milkmaid.

I have no idea if you'd look good in a milkmaid costume though or where you can get one.

[scutty brown]

Perhaps you could roleplay the PanzerWagen Kommander und die Milkmaid.

I have no idea if you'd look good in a milkmaid costume though or where you can get one.

Wouldn't fit
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[Boinky]

You wouldn't want that one anyway.

Not slutty enough...