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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Modern Apartment Block on Bath Lane (used by many touring WG's)
Duration: 30 minutes (originally booked for 1 hour, which would have been £130.00)
Price: £80.00
I had seen Alexis's profile for a while and had been curious and had made an attempt to contact to no avail. pictisunum had asked for info last week (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=155331.msg) with splodger69 mentioning that she only worked weekends and shared a flat with another local WG
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External Link/Members Only. To be honest I wasn't that bothered that I couldn't get hold off her but was bored and browsing AW and saw she had the green light on and thought "what the hell, let's TOFTT".
Meeting was arranged by a couple of text messages that she quickly responded to and a 1 hour meet confirmed for later that day. I arrived with a couple of minutes to spare and this is where things start to go a bit iffy. I text her upon arrival and got a reply saying "how long are you here for?", I responded that we had arranged an hour. She then responded that she had lost track of time and was just finishing her dinner. Not sure what to say to that but as I was considering my response she text the flat number.
I mention the exact location of the flats as 1) the flats are well known for being used by WG's and 2) the smell of rubbish as you walk into the reception area was as over powering as it was 18 months ago when I had a shit punt in the same building and possibly the same flat, it looked the same and the exact location was discussed in the other review.
Anyway I held my breath and headed to the lifts and up the floor stated and found the flat. I rang I the bell and had a couple of minute wait before Alexis answered the door. Entering I could now see her clearly, in front of me was a girl in her early 20's, brunette not blonde as stated and could best be physically described as "nubile". The photos on her profile are generally her body (although I think one is somebody else) but if you were going on these alone they are not an accurate representation of what you actually get. No make up and the sort of girl that you would probably find on any council estate anywhere. Not unattractive but by no means a stunner. Wearing a T-shirt and leggings she'd not really made any effort.
At this point I nearly walked but I was in the mood to fuck and was she I found her slightly attractive (she reminded me of a less fit version of a cashier in a local shop I'd love to smash), so I decided to stay but not for the hour. as no way was she in the same price bracket as Mandy, Lucie Bee, Riley Lee etc. Alexis asked how long I wanted to stay for and I said 30 minutes which she had no issue with. Problem was I couldn't remember the 30 min cost, turns out this was £80.00.
We then headed into the bedroom. The flat was clean and tidy and quickly got the payment out of the way. We lay next to each other on the bed and lightly FK'd (no DFK) and stripped off. Alexis is petite with a reasonably good body and nice small breasts with pierced nipples. She has some tatoos also on her side. Whilst FKing I headed down to suck on her nipples and caught a faint whiff of BO from one of her armpits. I took this as an omen and made the decision not to attempt RO.
Alexis then proceeded to start wanking me in a fairly mechanical manner before asking did she want her to suck it. I said yes and she gave a OWO that wasn't that bad, a bit of hand in places but for the most part just her mouth. After about 10 minutes she asked me did I want a condom. At the time I took that as her asking if I was ready for sex, but looking back she never actually mentioned "are you ready for sex?" and it was kind of ambigous whether whether she was offering it without but to be clear bareback was not explicitly offered but I am concerned that it may have been on offer. Maybe I'm overthinking it.
I was then just handed a condom, now normally I don't use them with Mrs W and being a lazy fucker nearly all the WG's I see usually put it on for me, so I had a little issue putting it on. Thinking out loud I said had I got it the right way round to which she replied "does it matter?", well duh yes it won't roll down properly the wrong way, which kind of re-enforces my concern that she wasn't that bothered about condoms. Sorting out the rubber we went to start with her on top, she climbed on then stopped. Normally everyone I see instinctively guides me in, nope not here, I had to guide myself in. Bit of mechanical cowgirl before moving into doggy. I always found it easier to do doggy standing up with the WG perched on the edge of the bed. She took it fairly deep and I began to fuck away noticing there was a mirror on the wall I could see everything in. Rather than thinking this is hot, all I could think is "shit son, you need to do something about that gut" and that we kind of resembled Ray Winstone and Lara Belmont in "The Warzone" which is a shit, depressing film.
After a bit of doggy we switched to missionary for a bit with her making noises but a way that it was very mechanical. Carried on for a bit longer before coming, it was at this point I noticed that she has been wearing a pair of dirty white trainer socks throughout, nice!
I asked if she any wipes and was given a toilet roll, no shower was offered. I tried to engage her in some ideal chatter, how long she had been doing this etc. "A couple of months" was the reply. We got dressed in silence. Looking at my phone there was about 5 mins left. Seeing no reason to drag this out further I made my way out. Stopped at the door to give her a peck goodbye out of habit and she looked frightened and with that I was on my way.
I was initially torn over how to review this as the basic (outside of having to do pretty much everything myself) and the actual service was on the border of neutral however when considered overall with the misleading pics, dubious personal hygiene and the concern that she wasn't that bothered about condoms made this a straight negative. Overall this was an expensive pump and dump and I will definitely not be returning, nor would I recommend to anyone else.