External Link/Members OnlyWork took me to Sefton today, found I had an hour to kill between tasks so found the nearest Thai parlour.
This proved to be Ruen Thai. If I'd realised how well reviewed it was here I would have used one of the others nearby, but anyway, here goes.
Walked in, met on entry by a gaggle of four girls, all under 35 of varying sizes and builds from "supercuddly" to "near-illegal teen fitness freak" (in fact eventually I realised there were six girls there - two others were working). Was greeted by a girl named Lisa, who was acting as receptionist and was the best looking of the lot. She took £35 off me and asked me to wait till a room came free.
Around 4'10", long hair, classically round thai face, dressed in a green silky wraparound dress. I thought yummee yes please, but she didn't appear to be on duty....but then the young teen fitness freak said to her "your turn, I'm knackered" so off we went.
Multiple rooms available (photos in the gumtree ad are accurate), each with a shower in. Low firm thai massage bed. It was suggested I shower first (good - I needed it) so I did, and Lisa returned. Off came the wraparound, underneath she was wearing black wetlook hotpants and tight sleeveless top. Quite fetishist looking really.
"How do you like it" she says
"Hard" (snigger)
"OK" so I lay on my front, she does a simple advance up the spine for a few minutes and then switches to the legs. Slow, two handed heavy grip massaging up and down. No squeezing or pummeling. Just slow heavy up and down. And every up brushed my cock balls and squeezed my prostate from the outside. This massage had no therapeutic value at all except it probably dropped my blood pressure and gave me a raging hard on.
"Roll over"
"OK"
"What extras would you like?"
"Take your clothes off"
"£40 for the top"
"I want the bottom off as well"
"Another £20"
"OK you're a con artist but I'll pay"
So she strips off, and as soon as she's naked I plug into her nipples. Lick suck chew..."Stop you're making me horny"
"Good. Shut up lie down" She does, so I stick my tongue between her legs and start licking her clit.
"No stop you mustn't do that ooh I'm getting horny oh fuck wow OK but its another £20 oh wow gasp fuck aaaah....."
"OK you can have another £20 now shut up and enjoy it"
So I licked away until her body went into a kind of tetany and she had problems breathing. So I stopped and said "Now I want to fuck you". She looked willing but refused because of "the rules". Another day things could be different methinks
So she finished me off with a handjob, got her head to close and got a spunk shampoo.
That required another shower for both of us....
And she kept muttering "big cock strong cock.....you ring ME next time and book ME"
What is it about these thai girls? I've only got an average cock yet they all claim I'm hung like an elephant. Do they not fuck as much as we think? And why do they all get so high on RO?
I marked this one as negative.
Why? Simply because of the mercenary attitude to getting money out of me. At first she wouldn't name a price for extras, it was like she was trying to run a bidding war to see how much she could get from me. Totally annoying. In the end I paid a total of £115 for a (very good) wank. Far too much.
The massage itself was sexually stimulating, but as a therapeutic process was totally pointless. Don't go there expecting relief for a bad back. There's only one kind of relief on offer"
