I'm afraid I used the classic "left my wallet in the car technique" Was really tempted to spill the beans, but just wanted to get out of there tbh.
Fair enough, mate. Makes a nice change though, the punter leaving the room for 5 minutes instead of her, never to return. Hope it pissed her off as much as she's pissed off all the punters she's done it to. Although it's slightly different in that you never actually stole from her, at least you deprived her of the handful of notes she was obviously expecting. The icing on the cake would've been if you'd rung her once you'd reached your car and said, ''Now you know how it feels, you thieving bitch.''