Author Topic: Mya - House of Divine (Victoria)  (Read 6951 times)

SlamBoy

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Place: HOD in Victoria
Date: July '17
Service: 30 minutes
Price: £70.

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The Place:

Basement flat near Victoria Station. Excellent decor and venue.

The Girl:

Mixed race (Black (25-50%)/White (50-75%)). Quite tall. Firm and fit body. Long shapely legs. Pert tits. Smooth and clear skin. Early to mid 20s.

Nice personality. Quite quiet but very friendly. Quite relaxed demeanour. Not a big talker, but responsive to conversation.

The Action:

When she walked in, I was naked on the bed but for a towel over me. She was dressed in a bodice and black stockings. Her legs looked amazing in her high heels and I was very please with the way she looked.

She came and sat on the side of the bed and seemed a little shy. She looked at me in anticipation of me saying what I wanted. I do prefer it when SPs are a little more forward rather than waiting for the punter to open/continue the conversation but I didn't mind particularly.

I leaned over and started to kiss her and she responded in kind (not really DFK but mouth slightly open). She has fantastic lips. A good size, soft and sensual. She then pushed me back and crawled beside me on the bed to continue kissing. She asked if I wanted her shoes on or off - I chose off as the heel looked liked it could do some unintended damage. We remained kissing for a few minutes as she reached down and started massaging my cock. She then moved down the bed, got on all fours and took it in her mouth. To be honest, I'm not always that bothered about a BJ, but she was particularly good at it. Great pace, head movement, hair flicking, depth, tongue, plenty of 'hmmm' noises and great eye contact - she has beautiful, innocent looking brown eyes which are a perfect complement to OWO.

After about 10 minutes of kissing/cock sucking interchange, she reached for a condom and I asked to to wait. She was happy to continue to BJ. After another few minutes, I could feel the pressure rising, so not wanting to come without being inside her, I asked her to get the condom so we could fuck.

She took quite a long time fiddling with the packet and it broke my intensity to the point I started to wilt. She did get me hard again with OWO, but my concentration had gone a little.

She got on her back for missionary and I tried to get in her but it was really difficult. Now, I am just above average size and plenty of tiny Asian women have taken my cock without a problem, I just felt like she was either squeezing her pussy too firmly or was overly rigid with her thighs, but I just wasn't able to get in more than an inch or so. I tried a number of times to the point where I almost asked her to relax and open her knees more to the side - but when I get to the point of having to negotiate or give those sort of instructions, the intensity already broken by the time spend ripping open a condom would now be non-existent. So I decided to forget the sex.

Upon pulling my cock away, I did notice an aroma, but I am not going to fault her for that simply because I was the last punter of the day and I know that HOD girls are required to go back-to-back-to-back so probably don't always have time to prepare to total freshness. The issue of HOD and their practices has been raised a number of time in UKP - most recently on a review of Apple (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=154540.0) so I won't rehearse it. However, I am not going to give the girl a negative for that as they are required to conform to the booking schedule provided by the house.

In the end I asked for more oral and she kissed me as I jerked off to completion.

Conclusion:

I would recommend her.

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TrevorN

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Upon pulling my cock away, I did notice an aroma, but I am not going to fault her for that simply because I was the last punter of the day and I know that HOD girls are required to go back-to-back-to-back so probably don't always have time to prepare to total freshness.





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HOD asking for opinions on Twitter but they block you if you disagree!  :D Utter joke!
Oh and anyone who speaks the truth is "not a nice person." Censorship at it's worst from the HOD dictatorship.

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Also looks like they're blaming TrevorN even though he's only quoting.

Jamesjones can fuck off as well.
UKP reviews don't treat their girls like a piece of meat.
In this case there are clear headings- The Girl, The Venue etc going into details of the experience.

If anything the review was more brutally honest about the punter's problems getting it up in the heat of the moment of a 30 min booking.

Thanks for the review. I've recently started obsessing over seeing Mya when I found she was mixed race (generally I'm put off by reading "British" in the Nationalities as I prefer someone a bit more exotic (if that isn't objectifying the HOD ladies too much  :manhater:)

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I don't understand why HOD would have a problem with this review. I gave Mya a positive review. She is a lovely girl, as I made clear.

Specifically, I wrote of:

1.  how nice her personality is.
2.  how attractive she is.
3.  how her service provision was excellent (particularly the BJ).
4.  how responsive she is to the punter's requests.

. . . And I recommended her???

Of course I raised the potential BV issue (which is never a woman's fault) - but again - I specifically said I would not hold it against her as it was both the end of the day etc.

I have had mixed experiences with HOD, but this was a POSITIVE experience with a lovely girl . . . but they probably won't put that on their Twitter as it seems they are more interested in trashing UKP and the members here than being objective about a POSITIVE review of one of their girls  :unknown:

Offline Mitchtcm

Thanks for the review - though we're not nice people  ;) we appreciate fellow OPs sharing experiences.

Added it to the Punting Wiki page - External Link/Members Only  Slowly going through recent reviews adding them to the page so we can see all the reviews for HoD in one place.   They are mostly positive so, even though we're not nice people  ;), we can leave positive reviews for the girls  :D .

Offline jichael mackson

 :rolleyes: They just keep digging dont they

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Thanks for the review - though we're not nice people  ;) we appreciate fellow OPs sharing experiences.

Added it to the Punting Wiki page - External Link/Members Only  Slowly going through recent reviews adding them to the page so we can see all the reviews for HoD in one place.   They are mostly positive so, even though we're not nice people  ;), we can leave positive reviews for the girls  :D .

That could be an interesting statistic. Thinking of my own reports I'm sure the positive outweigh the negative both on quantity and sentiment.

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I don't understand why HOD would have a problem with this review.
Basically they want all punters to be like the fawning fanboys on Twitter. Anything slightly negative gets them into a hissy fit, really pathetic and immature if you ask me.

Offline l4at

I think HoD just need to get some perspective and accept the positive review for what it is. The OP had a positive experience, why only pick up the negative points and ignore the positive aspects? It's not fair on Mya or the OP.

Thanks OP for the review, very helpful  :)

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I think HoD just need to get some perspective and accept the positive review for what it is. The OP had a positive experience, why only pick up the negative points and ignore the positive aspects? It's not fair on Mya or the OP.

Thanks OP for the review, very helpful  :)

Agreed

SlamBoy

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I think HoD just need to get some perspective and accept the positive review for what it is. The OP had a positive experience, why only pick up the negative points and ignore the positive aspects? It's not fair on Mya or the OP.

Thanks OP for the review, very helpful  :)

You're absolutely right 14at. Mya did pretty much everything right. That is why I gave her a POSITIVE review.

I mentioned one small thing (which I did not blame her for, neither would I blame her, or any other woman, for) and HOD decided to take that one thing and put it on their Twitter and make it the focal point. Why would they do that to their own girl? Don't they care about all of the very positive things I highlighted and for which she deserved credit? Why did they not publicise any of the very very positive elements of the review? To give a few examples from my review:

"Firm and fit body."
"Long shapely legs."
"Smooth and clear skin."
"Nice personality"
"Her legs looked amazing . . ."
"She has fantastic lips. A good size, soft and sensual. . ."
"Great pace, head movement, hair flicking, depth, tongue, plenty of 'hmmm' noises and great eye contact . . ."
"She has beautiful, innocent looking brown eyes . . ."
"I would recommend her."

No. Instead of taking ANY SINGLE ONE of the above positive elements and promoting their girl, they decided to trash her publicly by extracting the one minor negative comment among many, many positive things I said (and meant) about her and put it out there completely out of context to the detriment of Mya just so they could continue to slate UKP and its members. Frankly, it is a disgrace. For HOD to continue its own petty PR campaign against both punters and UKP and put that above both the reputation and very positive aspects of a girl who does a good job for them and gives our her body for their financial gain, just shows how myopic and small minded the idiots at HOD really are. If there was ever an own goal by them, this was it.

I have given HOD a lot of business over the years (£000's) and have been nothing but courteous, respectful and polite to any girl I have seen for the entire duration of my visits. I have always posted honest reviews of the girls (both good and bad), but I am seriously thinking about not returning to them now. Their irrational disrespect of punters (as demonstrated by their reaction to this POSITIVE review) and the negative light in which they have cast Mya who did a great job for them, and who was complimented significantly by this review, just shows that they respect neither punters nor the girls who work for them. If I were a HOD WG, I would be very concerned with the way they have handled this.

Hopefully, HOD will step back from this stupid pattern of attacking punters (particularly those in UKP) and trashing the reputation of their girls and think about where their money comes from. Hopefully, they will take the sensible course of any sensible business and actually listen and engage constructively with their customers, no matter where those customers give them feedback. And step back from their misguided obsession with UKP.

HOD should also remember: as they keep attacking punters, it only takes a single disgruntled punter getting sick of their arrogance and aggression to make life very difficult for them. I hope it doesn't happen (and I certainly wouldn't do it) but it only takes a couple of complaints from a rogue punter about a brothel for it to be raided and shut down. Again, I hope it doesn't happen, for the sake of the WGs (and those of us who have enjoyed and may continue to enjoy the services at HOD), but there are some pretty vindictive people in the world who wouldn't think twice about inconveniencing those who are disrespecting them.

Given the way HOD are being towards UKP members, I would be very curious to know how former HOD WGs view HOD. Given the way they are now treating genuine punters with contempt, I am sure they have also treated some of their former WGs with contempt.

Idiots.  :dash:

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Some great points on here, especially from Slamboy. Sadly, the only way we can effectively respond to this is by staying away from HOD.
Deny them our hard-earned money and spend it on someone more deserving, there are plenty of indys out there now.
Also, as I said before, the Twittermaid dsserves an immediate dismissal.

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They keep on spewing their utter tosh, what a disgrace.
Check out the quote from britishlad "he only really cared about having sex". Really? I thought people just went there for a chat.  :wacko:

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They keep on spewing their utter tosh, what a disgrace.
Check out the quote from britishlad "he only really cared about having sex". Really? I thought people just went there for a chat.  :wacko:

Hod Pimp deletes tweet .  :sarcastic:


SlamBoy

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They keep on spewing their utter tosh, what a disgrace.
Check out the quote from britishlad "he only really cared about having sex". Really? I thought people just went there for a chat.  :wacko:

What did the latest Tweet say Risker?

I see HOD have now had a massive cull of their tweets (from July 7 - Aug 4 and plenty after) including the latest negative ones about UKP and the absolutely stupid one they posted about Mya which unfairly trashed her.

I think HOD have realised that: (a) they should stop criticising genuine punters, (b) they should not trash the reputation of their own WGs for the sake of stating arguments about web forums they can't control, and (c) they are in a very fragile position and shouldn't continue to be aggressive and arrogant with punters who could turn on them.

The power of UKP grows.  :hi:

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Pimps ass licker at Hod . By the way pimp has deleted all tweets which threw mya under the bus .

Girls need to wake up there had never been a better time to go indy .Current crop of ex girls woke up and did the right thing and established indy careers .

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SlamBoy

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Pimps ass licker at Hod . By the way pimp has deleted all tweets which threw mya under the bus .

Girls need to wake up there had never been a better time to go indy .Current crop of ex girls woke up and did the right thing and established indy careers .

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I saw that. About time too. What a completely stupid thing for HOD to do. If I were Mya I would be absolutely fuming about what they did to her. If I were any working girl at HOD I would be considering my position given they have shown they are willing to unfairly trash their own WGs as part of their strange obsession with UKP and their hatred of their own punters.

BREAKING NEWS: Punter goes to brothel and only cares about having the sex he paid for

MORE BREAKING NEWS: Man goes into supermarket and only cares about the food he paid for

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Wow they have actually deleted all tweets from 7 July to 6 hours ago. It seems they have finally, finally seen sense.
Let's hope this is the end of the ridiculous tweets. I wonder what Sake will say if/when she comes back.  :D

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However, this gem from British Lad is still on Sake's account.  :P
« Last Edit: August 12, 2017, 04:35:45 pm by Risker »

Offline l4at

Wow they have actually deleted all tweets from 7 July to 6 hours ago. It seems they have finally, finally seen sense.
Let's hope this is the end of the ridiculous tweets. I wonder what Sake will say if/when she comes back.  :D

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However, this gem from British Lad is still on Sake's account.  :P

Sake is a god awful person, if HoD had any sense, they'd have her nowhere near their rota.

Offline peter_bungee

The pimp who runs this place is an ex cop and well known as being a nasty piece of work (publically named). 

It is a back to back unhygienic service with no regard for the client or girl, which is why many now avoid, better off paying £10 more for an indy

Offline peter_bungee

Sake is a god awful person, if HoD had any sense, they'd have her nowhere near their rota.

Reading her tweets she looks like she has issues with men.  Plus isn't particularly desirable

Offline Risker

Reading her tweets she looks like she has issues with men.  Plus isn't particularly desirable

Exactly. If she hates her job and punters so much she should just go and do something else.

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A direct result of HODs pathetic reactions to reviews.

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A direct result of HODs pathetic reactions to reviews.

Looks like she's walked. Hardly surprising.

TrevorN

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The pimp who runs this place is an ex cop and well known as being a nasty piece of work (publically named). 


Plus taken to court by a former wg on a Harrasment charge .