I don't want to hi-jack smiths' recent thread on What Services Are Essential To You? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15562.0 , so I thought I'd start this one to see what Services are offered really piss you off.
My real bugbear is when a girl [usually one who's started working in Parlours but has "gone independent"] betrays her origins by insisting on starting, or trying to start, your session by massaging you. When I started seeing Indies, it was a real pleasure not to have the first five minutes "wasted" in a massage, which is what I'd been used to in Parlours.
Yes massaging at the start is usually always a timewasting tactic in my experience. I neither asked for one when i booked and often its not mentioned in a WGs advertising she offers one. If i wanted a massage i would have specifically booked one.
Better nowadays is the dreaded one cum and your out rule that some EE WGs used to have. Again it was never mentioned on the phone or in their advertising, the first i knew about it was 20 minutes into an hours punt when i had cum a WG would say thats it. Absolutely outrageous, not experienced it for a long time thankfully and i always check its unlimited cum, my shortest punt length is an hour so one cum isnt enough in that time for me.
In Parlours/Group Flats and sometimes with Indies where they are clockwatching intent on cutting the time i have paid for short, presumably as they hope to squeeze the next punter in. In Parlours i remember the knock on the door by the maid which was the five minute left warning as early as half way through an hours punt, fucking annoying. What that actually achieved was me taking longer to cum, so the opposite of its intention.
Also WGs saying things like "you ready to come hun", "you need to come babe", and "you have two minutes to cum", all designed to get me out the door asap, but again all have the opposite effect.
Cold and/or Miserable WGs who make the grand total of no effort at all, especially those that make an effort until the point i had paid them, then the coldness and miserable reality appears.