18 year old looking to go punting.

[anon498]

So I am 18,only had sex a few times before and was wondering how to go about finding a girl that would be willing to do anything with an 18 year old and if you guys have any recommendations for someone whose good with less experienced guys.

[vt]

So I am 18,only had sex a few times before and was wondering how to go about finding a girl that would be willing to do anything with an 18 year old and if you guys have any recommendations for someone whose good with less experienced guys.

As long as you are 18 or over and can prove it with some ID, I'm sure many ladies will be happy to take your cash and provide you with whatever services they offer. It would be wise to mention your age, as some ladies do have lower & upper age limits.

Just check out the reviews here for pointers as to who might be nice to meet.

What sort of services are you wanting when you say 'anything'? As this might help with any recommendations other guys might have.

[anon498]

Alright thx ill take a look at some reviews and by anything I just meant sex.

[PLeisure]

Welcome to UKP.
If you haven't already done so, take a good look at the Punting Wiki [links below all pages]. It pretty much answers everything you're wondering about:
External Link/Members Only

Enjoy 

[HughJardon]

Alright thx ill take a look at some reviews and by anything I just meant sex.

Puntings expensive mate and at 18 surely there's a bit of muff in your college or even down your nearest Wetherspoons you could sling your Jacob's in.

To be fair to any new punter entering the scene with the amount of groundwork done on UKP you've never had it so good. Good luck either direction you take

[anon498]

thanks for the link and only reason Im doing this at 18 is since I begin a 5 year tour with the us navy in 3 weeks

[FlyingBreadMan]

thanks for the link and only reason Im doing this at 18 is since I begin a 5 year tour with the us navy in 3 weeks

Tour with the US navy?
And...you going to punt in the UK??

Explain how that works...

[od13218]

Tour with the US navy?
And...you going to punt in the UK??

Explain how that works...

Sounds like bullshit. 5 year tour my arse: External Link/Members Only

And punting in UK first? Makes no sense.
OP if you can explain yourself, you'll be welcome here and you'll get good advice. But the bullshit tolerance is very low indeed so if you're fantasising you'll get short shrift.

Hint: the usual response of trolls and fantasists at this point is to get really angry; the usual response of genuine punters is to explain anything that might have come across as dodgy in a convincing manner.


School holidays...

[fredpunter]

Tour with the US navy?
And...you going to punt in the UK??

Explain how that works...

I suspect its not a good idea to hold your breath waiting for that explanation

[The_Don]

School holidays...

I think its the start of half term mob 

[FlyingBreadMan]

I suspect its not a good idea to hold your breath waiting for that explanation

Yeah...you are right...I was clutching at straws...I was looking for inspiration to join the Russian Spetsnaz to improve my punting opportunities in Syria...

[The_Don]

I was looking for inspiration to join the Russian Spetsnaz to improve my punting opportunities in Syria...

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[anon498]

My parents are american and I was born in america but have been raised in the uk,Im going to the US for uni and I said 5 year tour because I didn't want to get into the details but I am really going to a uni for nrotc (basically navy helps me pay for uni and in exchange I join the navy after uni) for 4 years then following that 5 years minimum service in the navy and I will be very busy with nrotc in uni so wont have much free time after this summer. I only mentioned that because someone was surprised I was 18 and punting.

[fredpunter]

My parents are american and I was born in america but have been raised in the uk,Im going to the US for uni and I said 5 year tour because I didn't want to get into the details but I am really going to a uni for nrotc (basically navy helps me pay for uni and in exchange I join the navy after uni) for 4 years then following that 5 years minimum service in the navy and I will be very busy with nrotc in uni so wont have much free time after this summer. I only mentioned that because someone was surprised I was 18 and punting.

Nrotc? Why do people use abbreviations assuming they'll mean something to other people?

[anon498]

stands for naval reserve officers training corps but I dont see why what Im doing matters at all I just want advice on punting forget anything else,Im not a troll just want some recommendations if you have any.

[fredpunter]

stands for naval reserve officers training corps but I dont see why what Im doing matters at all I just want advice on punting forget anything else,Im not a troll just want some recommendations if you have any.

Advice? Read reviews ... find a lass who looks like someone you fancy podging who is highly regarded ... then phone her up and ask if she objects to taking money off 18 year olds.... I think a surprising number of prossies will be willing to take your money... I don't recall one ever refusing to take mine ... they seem quite fond of cash 

No one else can realistically recommend someone to you...  all they can do is comment on their own experience with a lass ... your opinion or experience may be completely different

[richiemo]

Why are people so cynical and hostile.

He was just after some advice.

[Lalalaveets]

So I am 18,only had sex a few times before and was wondering how to go about finding a girl that would be willing to do anything with an 18 year old and if you guys have any recommendations for someone whose good with less experienced guys.

Idiot. Don't punt till you've shagged a few and built you confidence up. NEVER TAKE THIS SHORTCUT

Punting is like Disney land for adults. But if it's the basis of your sexual experiences, it's a curse and you'll end up settling with a whore later in life. No matter how ugly you are, you have to hone your skills with women. It is a genuine life skill that other men will respect you for, and women will admire. I'll say it again, don't take this shortcut. Punt when you're in your late 20's and have seen it all.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Why are people so cynical and hostile.

He was just after some advice.

Take him as a punting buddy then.

[scutty brown]

If the OP is telling the truth I suggest he shuts up and keeps his head down.
There won't be many UK based entrants to the US Navy Officer training scheme and he's likely to turn himself into a target if he's not careful. While the US Navy may not be particularly clean on ethics, they like their officers to appear clean. The fallout rate is high, and if our OP carries on as he's started he could well seem himself chucked off the scheme and paying for his own education - if the college doesn't blacklist him.

[BootsnBunches]

In the spirit of being helpful rather than cynical and critical....

Depends what you are after and what sort of girl turns you on really.  Tall or short. Skinny or curvy. White, black or oriental. Most of us have a type and you need someone that is going to turn you on.

In fairness and in hindsight I think it would have done my confidence a lot of good to meet a girl like Vicky from HOD at that age. Beautiful, friendly and a fairly vanilla service, delivered with confidence and good humour.

[Fredbone]

Why are people so cynical and hostile.

He was just after some advice.

+1

[azrael]

Idiot. Don't punt till you've shagged a few and built you confidence up. NEVER TAKE THIS SHORTCUT

Punting is like Disney land for adults. But if it's the basis of your sexual experiences, it's a curse and you'll end up settling with a whore later in life. No matter how ugly you are, you have to hone your skills with women. It is a genuine life skill that other men will respect you for, and women will admire. I'll say it again, don't take this shortcut. Punt when you're in your late 20's and have seen it all.

+1, i can only thing i can add to that is read the reviews and hope your pockets are deep as this is addictive. Some blow ridiculous amounts of cash on wg's. Either way best of luck 

[Donkey_78]

Idiot. Don't punt till you've shagged a few and built you confidence up. NEVER TAKE THIS SHORTCUT

Punting is like Disney land for adults. But if it's the basis of your sexual experiences, it's a curse and you'll end up settling with a whore later in life. No matter how ugly you are, you have to hone your skills with women. It is a genuine life skill that other men will respect you for, and women will admire. I'll say it again, don't take this shortcut. Punt when you're in your late 20's and have seen it all.

There's a lot of truth to this.  Punting becomes a crutch that makes you less motivated to pursue "real" women.  But it's very good for box-ticking your fantasies.

[sparkus]

If the OP is telling the truth I suggest he shuts up and keeps his head down.
There won't be many UK based entrants to the US Navy Officer training scheme and he's likely to turn himself into a target if he's not careful. While the US Navy may not be particularly clean on ethics, they like their officers to appear clean. The fallout rate is high, and if our OP carries on as he's started he could well seem himself chucked off the scheme and paying for his own education - if the college doesn't blacklist him.

Though it's still within the realms of plausible deniability.

[Biggerthanmost]

Idiot. Don't punt till you've shagged a few and built you confidence up. NEVER TAKE THIS SHORTCUT

Punting is like Disney land for adults. But if it's the basis of your sexual experiences, it's a curse and you'll end up settling with a whore later in life.

Outside the main gate of your future base there will be a Hooters or strip bar. You will fall in love with a stripper called Candy. You will buy  her a ring on the base PX on layaway and ask her to marry you. She will say yes, give up her job and move into a base condo with you. You will go to sea. She will be lonely. One day she will go to a bar for a drink and meet a Marine, who will take her back to your condo and fuck her brains out all night.

Your marriage  is over.

Or worse. You fall in love with Candy etc; She will get instantly pregnant. You will buy her a ring etc; She will put on 120lbs while you are at sea. One night below decks the marines invite you into their mess deck to watch porn. There is a homemade video of a USMC mortar platoon gang banging a fat bitch on all fours. You aren't really into it, but you notice the furniture in the living room looks like your base condo. Then she turns to the camera,and it is Candy redfaced, breathless, with bootie cum dribbling off her chin.

Your marriage is over.

Or even worse. Fall in love, instantly pregnant, 120lbs of blubber etc; but she continues to have kids and piling on the lbs. She remains faithful but you cant stand her. You have an affair with a female Chief Petty Officer on the base. Your superiors find out and you get sanctioned, time barred for promotion or even demoted. It fucks your career. She knows this, won't forgive you, divorces you and leaves you penniless after the settlement and continuing alimony and you never see the kids again who all hate you anyway.

Your marriage is over. But every time you look at the deductions on your monthly paycheck you are reminded of it bitterly. You can't leave the navy because nothing else will pay enough to cover the settlement and alimony. You have been cuntstruck! One day you look her up on facebook whilst drunk. She has lost all the weight, had a boob job, joined a gym and moved in with a fitness instructor half her age. You reach for the Glock you keep in your desk drawer and blow your brains out.

Fuck it. It really is better to rent than buy. Find one you like for sexiness. Check her reviews on AW and here on UKPI. Fuck her brains out and have guilt free fun.